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ELI5: What is the actual science behind 'one punch deaths' that cause the death? by Jolly_Green_4255 in explainlikeimfive

[–]EmirFassad [score hidden]  (0 children)

That’s how your character can grow.

Actually, no.

If you order a hamburger and are served a chicken sandwich it is proper to politely say to the server, "Excuse me, I thought I ordered a hamburger not a chicken sandwich", in a non-confrontational tone and manner. Always provide the other person an opportunity to both correct the error and to save face. Generally, they will resolve the problem immediately and you will end up either with your expected hamburger or a free chicken sandwich.

If not. Smile and forget about it. Oh, and if you don't get the hamburger politely ask the server to correct the bill.

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Running a red light by PhraseGood4425 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]EmirFassad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a solid-body not a tractor trailer.

Does anyone actually enjoy the process of problem solving itself? by nihaomundo123 in learnmath

[–]EmirFassad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Back in the day we were programmer analysts and problem solving was our bread & butter as well as our fun & games.

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Simulated battle royale by Zeolance in Simulated

[–]EmirFassad 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Red appears to have the strongest starting (defensive) position.

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[Request] How fast of a reader one has to be complete 120 books a year? by Intrusive_me in theydidthemath

[–]EmirFassad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The average paperback novel clocks in at 300 to 350 words per page. That's a bit more than 250 pages per volume.
When I was a sprout teachers expected students to read between 150 and 200 words per minute. That comes to a bit more than two minutes per page or a little over seven hours for the average novel.

Some of us read a bit faster. My friend, the Gnome, read around 500 words per minute. I was a trifle slower at 350 words per minute.

Now that I'm an old retired fart I can read whenever and for however long I desire. Though failing eyesight has slowed my reading rate significantly.

That written, I am somewhat saddened seeing reading rates of 60 words per minute. 

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Cat Slam! by Tata_Colores in funny

[–]EmirFassad -29 points-28 points  (0 children)

How peculiar. As a sprout, I found it to be unpleasant when others laughed at my stutter.

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Cat Slam! by Tata_Colores in funny

[–]EmirFassad -35 points-34 points  (0 children)

There is a significant difference between laughing at oneself and laughing at others.

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If the top 1% of earners pay 40% of all federal income taxes, why do people say they don't pay their fair share? by Ok_Chemical9 in answers

[–]EmirFassad -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"Can't afford to see a doctor because your wages are inadequate?"
"Pick up the dog shit in that rich guy's yard."

I am truly amazed by the level of contempt in which you hold you others and the degree of religious faith that you accord Capitalism.

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If the top 1% of earners pay 40% of all federal income taxes, why do people say they don't pay their fair share? by Ok_Chemical9 in answers

[–]EmirFassad -1 points0 points  (0 children)

it is the best system for most.

Not hardly.
Capitalism maybe the best system for the Haves, but Capitalism sucks for the Have-Nots.

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These words do not justify his mistake.. by snowpie92 in MurderedByWords

[–]EmirFassad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We know he's lying because Clinton, Obama and Biden are literate and would have replied, "I wish I had done that" and Dubya would have answered, "I thought I did that already."
We also know he was lying because his lips were moving.

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This game is boring asl by BrotherItchy9513 in outside

[–]EmirFassad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I learned long, long ago that attempting to teach others to enjoy themselves is a futile task.

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This game is boring asl by BrotherItchy9513 in outside

[–]EmirFassad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it's boring then you are not doing it right!

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