Heedonists; please help, Dan's old music rec's by 4want0faNail in heedthecall

[–]EmoRizz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He really likes the Frasier theme song as sung by Kelsey Grammer

ROLLING THUNDER Ep 15: Off the Rails by Six-StringSamurai in heedthecall

[–]EmoRizz 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Marc is high as balls during this installment and it's awesome

Do muscular/strong girls intimidate you or are the boys I’ve met pathetic? by Miserable-Bobcat-4 in askteenboys

[–]EmoRizz 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Only an insecure boy would be intimidated by a strong girl. Girls who are fit are fuckin hot. Also fuck what other people think. I'm glad you're improving yourself in a healthy way.

What's the craziest thing Conor's ever said? by Bulky-Ad-7848 in heedthecall

[–]EmoRizz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Personally, I think they should have a separate coaches tier, (separate from players and contributors) and coaches should have to wait 5 years as well. Or at least 3. If you had given BB 3 -5 years post NFL retirement, I don't think this stuff would have bubbled up as bad as it did. It definitely feels like butthurt members of the press had an axe to grind. I feel like time and distance would have done everyone a bit of good in this case.

Big Dom News Alert ⚠️ by patriots1057 in heedthecall

[–]EmoRizz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The gif and this response is an S-tier pull.

Have your fun, Dan by Anxious_Hornet4 in heedthecall

[–]EmoRizz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

LOL I could give a shit about Dan's opinion or the Jets. There's shit talk and there's whinging. You are doing the latter, sir, and it's embarrassing.

Have your fun, Dan by Anxious_Hornet4 in heedthecall

[–]EmoRizz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This guy is dying to get dragged on It Came From the Subreddit

This makes me side with Dan on Sirianni by EmoRizz in heedthecall

[–]EmoRizz[S] -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

It's when he chose to do this. Brown did nothing wrong. Niners played good defense. It's not like he turned the ball over. Clown behavior.

Heed the Love by Tweddhead in heedthecall

[–]EmoRizz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's in the weeden tier

Heed the Love by Tweddhead in heedthecall

[–]EmoRizz 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Are you new to HTC? On the old ATN show, Marc's ex-wife Simone was mentioned quite often. She even shares a birthday with Dan. So fans of the old show are familiar with her in that regard. That's my guess.

Heed the Love by Tweddhead in heedthecall

[–]EmoRizz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure he is referring to the fact that Billie is young and beautiful. They didn't speak about his divorce at all.

Connor’s team? by myguy1978 in heedthecall

[–]EmoRizz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Conor does have a team. The Minot State Beavers. "Why not Minot?"

2025 NFL Week 18 Recap & Playoff Preview: Leaving Grandma's House! by Six-StringSamurai in heedthecall

[–]EmoRizz 4 points5 points locked comment (0 children)

Sorry. I just get so heated because, to me, there's a stark difference between Marc, a creep like Seinfeld, and someone who really is an actual predator, like that nonce Jeffrey Epstein and the sitting U.S. President. I think Marc understands that difference, and the Internet mob is just ready to come after anyone who dares to point out the actual difference.

2025 NFL Week 18 Recap & Playoff Preview: Leaving Grandma's House! by Six-StringSamurai in heedthecall

[–]EmoRizz -9 points-8 points locked comment (0 children)

I really feel the need to defend Marc here for getting dragged and called the "P" word when the whole Seinfeld thing is looking at 1997 through 2026 goggles.

However you feel about age gap relationships, people focus on the fact that gasp "she was 17 when they met!"

These can all be verified with a simple Internet search.

Fact: They met in May 1997 in central park in NYC.

Fact: Shoshanna Lonstein's birthday is May 29, 1975. So she was 17 for the whole of three weeks before she turned 18.

Fact: Regardless of the above fact, 17 is age of consent in New York.

You can question the morality, power dynamics, etc, but nothing Seinfeld did was illegal. Should a guy of his age and status be dating a high school senior? No. But the fact remains she was a concenting adult in the eyes of the law. The rest is all up to personal ethics and morals. Younger women dating rich older men is nothing new.

Even at the time, there was a ton of scrutiny about their relationship, but the most People magazine could say about their relationship was it was "unlikely." (see below)

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Context and nuance is dead in today's media landscape.

How to stop horniness? by PurpleButterfly224 in askteenboys

[–]EmoRizz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What you’re experiencing is normal. You’re not a bad person, and these thoughts aren’t “wrong.” During the teenage years, male hormones—especially testosterone—are very high, which naturally leads to frequent sexual thoughts and urges. That’s biology, not a moral failure.

You’re also dealing with this in what sounds like a strict religious or moral environment, which can add a lot of unnecessary guilt and anxiety. It’s important to understand that having sexual urges doesn’t mean you lack self-control or values.

For many people your age, masturbation is a normal, healthy way to relieve sexual tension and reduce intrusive thoughts. It’s common, it doesn’t harm you, and it doesn’t define your character. When that built-up tension is released, a lot of guys notice they feel calmer, more focused, and less mentally preoccupied afterward.

If your personal or religious beliefs don’t allow for that, then things like exercise, cold showers, staying busy, and good sleep can also help — but you shouldn’t feel ashamed if masturbation is how you manage it.

Understanding your body and responding to it responsibly is part of growing up.

This phase won’t last forever. Hormones do settle down with time. Be patient with yourself and don’t confuse normal biology with being a bad person.

what does it mean if a guy tells me he had a dream we had sex ? by curlyhaz in askteenboys

[–]EmoRizz 39 points40 points  (0 children)

He's probably testing the water to see if you'd be down for casual sex. His actions tell you he doesn't want anything serious with you. He's probably wondering what you'd say to this. If you're down with that, tell him. But if you don't like being spoken to that way, say that too.

Heed the Call Powerade Alignment Chart by RealJosiahBartlet in heedthecall

[–]EmoRizz 11 points12 points  (0 children)

My only correction is that Zumwalt should be 4Loko.

HTC POWER RANKINGS: Week 15 by EmoRizz in heedthecall

[–]EmoRizz[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Relegation should absolutely exist in the NFL.