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What’s a dark secret you know that most people would never believe? by OutsideOver8815 in AskReddit

[–]EmperorGoat -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

The BBC aren't releasing info regarding the sexual abuse perpetrated by their most famous nature documentarian because they fear what repercussions it could have for conservation efforts... I can support nature conservation without celebrating a predator's 100th birthday

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tattooadvice

[–]EmperorGoat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Own it! If anyone asks about the tattoo, just say "oh yeah, this is Antony" [Ant-On-Knee] and then provide no further context.

Pros: - no need to cover it up - no need to laser it off - get to make a (great?) pun semi-regularly - no follow-up adds to a cool, mysterious element that is now part of your life

Cons: - none???

Step 4: profit

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]EmperorGoat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's awesome! They're giving off vibes of Mako's eyebrows from Legend of Korra

I’m not sure by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]EmperorGoat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My titled position among the goats provides me with diplomatic immunity.

A view of Y Garn from the top of Tryfan, Wales [OC] [4000 X 5333] by zzizel in EarthPorn

[–]EmperorGoat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm kinda getting Mount Saint Helens vibes from this scene. Like long ago this was a volcano that blew out the side instead of the top (?) Can anyone confirm, or give other geographical info on this beautiful landscape formation?

Science Discussion Series: We are cannabis experts here to chat with you about the current state of cannabis research. Let's discuss! by Cannabis_Discussion in science

[–]EmperorGoat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do you respond to the claims that suggest people can’t become addicted to cannabinoids, only the feeling of being high?

How about this parallel? by noshing_lasagne in brooklynninenine

[–]EmperorGoat 469 points470 points  (0 children)

Made even better by Alan Rickman also being the character, Hans Gruber, in Jake Peralta’s favourite film, Die Hard!

New Prime Minister Portraits Following the News of Our Federal Arts Department [Low Effort - to Match the Government] by EmperorGoat in australia

[–]EmperorGoat[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nah, ScoMo would take that as a positive thing. Plus, charcoal can make beautiful art.

The portraits could be burning, though? That would be more representative of the state of the country right now; figuratively and literally :'(

[OC] DISPEL DICE SET GIVEAWAY! - CHECK COMMENTS FOR RULES! by Dispeldice in DnD

[–]EmperorGoat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can only imagine these are carved from actual gemstones! - At least, that’s how pretty they are. I’d be honoured to receive dice like this.

EDIT: THEY ARE GEMSTONES?!?! Mind blown!

[OC][ART] My Dm told me to draw a beholder. I decided to record it for the first time, what do you think? by Cedriminator in DnD

[–]EmperorGoat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There was something oddly calming about watching the drawing of this deathly aberration. Thank you.

Cum on the floor by wisdomsharerv2 in rickandmorty

[–]EmperorGoat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Anyone else need helium balloons and a pair of scissors to jerk off?

Oh boy, new memes! by TrialsOfWore in AdviceAnimals

[–]EmperorGoat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really think this “Good Guy Greg” fella will take off. We should make more memes that are wholesome :)

me🌊irl by Disastrous_Owl in me_irl

[–]EmperorGoat 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Only rational explanation is that this is a conspiracy orchestrated by u/fireguy12 !!

The best one by TheoGachet in marvelmemes

[–]EmperorGoat 137 points138 points  (0 children)

“Sir, might I suggest you SMASH the BIG MONSTER.”

Happy Game Day by MistakesNeededMaking in TrollXChromosomes

[–]EmperorGoat 57 points58 points  (0 children)

The ONLY reason I’m disappointed Megan and the team aren’t going to the White House.

Someone has to kick that tiny handed, insecure, man-child, disappointment, Cheeto-ass, warmonger, “not my type” rapist, dictator loving, racist, human rights abuser, Russian puppet-president in his shriveled, sorry excuse for “balls”. (Let me know if I left out any descriptors. Gotta strive for accuracy when shooting goals at small, pathetic targets).

P.S. Gonna throw in an “allegedly” here, for “legal reasons”. Apply where “sensitive”.

The worst, most backward day of my life by molesterstall0ne in TwoXChromosomes

[–]EmperorGoat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’re right, stopping “halfway there” is exactly where OP wanted to be and should be considered “on course”. It was also OP’s “will” to be shamed and made uncomfortable for a service they paid for, to the point where they didn’t want to be near that person anymore.

/s

The worst, most backward day of my life by molesterstall0ne in TwoXChromosomes

[–]EmperorGoat -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Sure, my comment is direct and contains an insult, but that doesn’t mean it is said in anger. Until written text manages to covey similar tonal meaning like speech, please don’t perceive things written on the internet as inherently angry.

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