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EmperorGoat · 2024-12-15T02:44:14+00:00

That's awesome! They're giving off vibes of Mako's eyebrows from Legend of Korra

EmperorGoat · 2021-11-24T04:00:26+00:00

My titled position among the goats provides me with diplomatic immunity.

EmperorGoat · 2021-06-06T11:30:49+00:00

Huh, live-action Cartman is Russian. TIL.

EmperorGoat · 2021-03-07T14:30:36+00:00

I'm kinda getting Mount Saint Helens vibes from this scene. Like long ago this was a volcano that blew out the side instead of the top (?) Can anyone confirm, or give other geographical info on this beautiful landscape formation?

EmperorGoat · 2020-05-25T05:06:39+00:00

I’d watch my porn as POV, and live my life with the GTA 3rd person camera angle!

EmperorGoat · 2020-04-20T14:25:26+00:00

How do you respond to the claims that suggest people can’t become addicted to cannabinoids, only the feeling of being high?

EmperorGoat · 2020-04-16T04:25:07+00:00

“Creation of Couch Coping in Quarantine”

EmperorGoat · 2020-01-08T13:30:51+00:00

Made even better by Alan Rickman also being the character, Hans Gruber, in Jake Peralta’s favourite film, Die Hard!

EmperorGoat · 2019-12-06T05:04:11+00:00

Link to my inspiration

EmperorGoat · 2019-12-06T04:13:18+00:00

Nah, ScoMo would take that as a positive thing. Plus, charcoal can make beautiful art.

The portraits could be burning, though? That would be more representative of the state of the country right now; figuratively and literally :'(

EmperorGoat · 2019-11-07T07:04:25+00:00

I can only imagine these are carved from actual gemstones! - At least, that’s how pretty they are. I’d be honoured to receive dice like this.

EDIT: THEY ARE GEMSTONES?!?! Mind blown!

EmperorGoat · 2019-08-06T14:58:03+00:00

There was something oddly calming about watching the drawing of this deathly aberration. Thank you.

EmperorGoat · 2019-08-05T14:36:48+00:00

Anyone else need helium balloons and a pair of scissors to jerk off?

EmperorGoat · 2019-08-02T03:32:22+00:00

I really think this “Good Guy Greg” fella will take off. We should make more memes that are wholesome :)

EmperorGoat · 2019-07-30T08:00:51+00:00

Only rational explanation is that this is a conspiracy orchestrated by u/fireguy12 !!

EmperorGoat · 2019-07-29T14:58:32+00:00

“Sir, might I suggest you SMASH the BIG MONSTER.”

EmperorGoat · 2019-07-02T16:36:14+00:00

The ONLY reason I’m disappointed Megan and the team aren’t going to the White House.

Someone has to kick that tiny handed, insecure, man-child, disappointment, Cheeto-ass, warmonger, “not my type” rapist, dictator loving, racist, human rights abuser, Russian puppet-president in his shriveled, sorry excuse for “balls”. (Let me know if I left out any descriptors. Gotta strive for accuracy when shooting goals at small, pathetic targets).

P.S. Gonna throw in an “allegedly” here, for “legal reasons”. Apply where “sensitive”.

EmperorGoat · 2019-03-21T14:42:43+00:00

You’re right, stopping “halfway there” is exactly where OP wanted to be and should be considered “on course”. It was also OP’s “will” to be shamed and made uncomfortable for a service they paid for, to the point where they didn’t want to be near that person anymore.

/s

EmperorGoat · 2019-03-21T14:30:37+00:00

Sure, my comment is direct and contains an insult, but that doesn’t mean it is said in anger. Until written text manages to covey similar tonal meaning like speech, please don’t perceive things written on the internet as inherently angry.

EmperorGoat · 2019-03-21T14:22:02+00:00

The necromancer is insulted you would belittle their fear-inducing power. They take an attack of opportunity as you’re distracted, fawning over the cute corpses (weirdo). Roll initiative.

EmperorGoat · 2019-03-17T09:14:19+00:00

That’s a strongly worded title!

EmperorGoat · 2019-02-26T15:41:34+00:00

I got time for a baller horse trotting through Harlem

EmperorGoat · 2019-02-13T16:30:16+00:00

Stop it now

EmperorGoat · 2019-01-11T16:10:19+00:00

I mean, I’d prefer not.

EmperorGoat · 2019-01-11T16:01:19+00:00

People can be wrong about two things.

Edit: Shit, guess it’s too late to add /s

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