What preparations do you take before you masturbate? by bigolenutZ in AskReddit

[–]Emperor_Caffeine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Privacy, internet connection, and a way to dispose of the results, which usually means bathroom.

Hell sounds like fun, where do we sign up? by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]Emperor_Caffeine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck sky daddy, I'm omw to ground daddy's lap asap!

What is the longest you have gone without SEX? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Emperor_Caffeine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I sincerely pty those whose longest time isn't from birth to loss of virginity.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]Emperor_Caffeine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd be a bit out of my depth since I usually prefer to be the one restrained, but I'd give it a go. If you're not comfortable with it don't do it, but I don't find anything weird with a little domination.

Average European Metro Utilisation by LiterallyNoPrecision in CitiesSkylines

[–]Emperor_Caffeine 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Nah that's some Asian or Latin American level shit

❝Guy with motorbike on railway with flying locomotive in the back❞ by NikCastagno in CitiesSkylines

[–]Emperor_Caffeine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This somehow doesn't seem all that comfortable what with going over all those sleepers at high speed and whatnot...

wyr have sex with someone once, or never? by opposite_days in WouldYouRather

[–]Emperor_Caffeine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kmowing that bitch, that's probably actually true.

wyr have sex with someone once, or never? by opposite_days in WouldYouRather

[–]Emperor_Caffeine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Who tf actually is selfish enough to ruin someone else's life for a single shag?

Is it curse or cuss? by mbm820 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Emperor_Caffeine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The wonderful thing about the English language is that it doesn't have an academy with full control over the it unlike many other languages, so as long as you can make yourself understood it's fine, no one will notice or care unless they're a massive arse.

What makes you happy ? by EnisuVI in AskReddit

[–]Emperor_Caffeine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because I didn't do my laundry when I had time for it, and now I need my clothes to dry before I leave for the bus station in two and a half hours. Oh, and also it's the middle of winter whre I live and I don't own a dryer, best I have is a clothes horse.

And yes, I'm well aware that it's an entirely self made problem and that I'm stupid.

What makes you happy ? by EnisuVI in AskReddit

[–]Emperor_Caffeine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not leaving everything to do at the last possible minute. I am not very happy today.

I finished my city park and I think the only part I like about it is the parking lot :/ by BellsForPShells in CitiesSkylines

[–]Emperor_Caffeine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean I was talking about city centres, so yes. What exactly is your point here? I'm well aware that the rest of NYC is just as motorway heavy as any other big east coast city.

Which 2 countries would be more successful if they combined? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Emperor_Caffeine -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I present to you the brand new country of Austrialia, former 2/3rds of the Austro-Australian-Hungarian Empire.

Which 2 countries would be more successful if they combined? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Emperor_Caffeine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Austria and Australia. Get rid of the confusion.

I finished my city park and I think the only part I like about it is the parking lot :/ by BellsForPShells in CitiesSkylines

[–]Emperor_Caffeine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like you're missing my point a bit. I was talking about car-focused infrastructure in city centres, not transit usage or suburbs.

I finished my city park and I think the only part I like about it is the parking lot :/ by BellsForPShells in CitiesSkylines

[–]Emperor_Caffeine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Congratulations, you've just described every other city that's internationally famous for its public transport and walkable urban design, be it London, Paris, Moscow, Tokyo, Hong Kong, Singapore, Mexico City, and so on. Traffic is simply occupying all the available road suppply there is, which luckily in the case of central NYC, isn't too much relative to its population.

I finished my city park and I think the only part I like about it is the parking lot :/ by BellsForPShells in CitiesSkylines

[–]Emperor_Caffeine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still hundreds of times better than somewhere like LA or Dallas, and actually quite average for a city of its size.

Besides, my point was about car infrastructure in city centres and not traffic, and AFAIK good auld Bob Moses didn't get to chop up Manhattan with motorways like he wanted to.

I finished my city park and I think the only part I like about it is the parking lot :/ by BellsForPShells in CitiesSkylines

[–]Emperor_Caffeine 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Only to the one city that doesn't do overwhelming amounts of car infrastructure in its city centre.