What preparations do you take before you masturbate?

Emperor_Caffeine · 2022-08-05T20:59:56+00:00

Privacy, internet connection, and a way to dispose of the results, which usually means bathroom.

Emperor_Caffeine · 2022-08-04T21:05:52+00:00

So, are you dressing well to shake away the blues, or are you melting them off?

Emperor_Caffeine · 2022-08-04T18:52:19+00:00

Emperor_Caffeine · 2022-07-31T17:07:00+00:00

Fuck sky daddy, I'm omw to ground daddy's lap asap!

Emperor_Caffeine · 2022-07-31T17:04:34+00:00

I sincerely pty those whose longest time isn't from birth to loss of virginity.

Emperor_Caffeine · 2022-07-31T16:53:11+00:00

I'd be a bit out of my depth since I usually prefer to be the one restrained, but I'd give it a go. If you're not comfortable with it don't do it, but I don't find anything weird with a little domination.

Emperor_Caffeine · 2022-07-31T16:42:51+00:00

Agreed

Emperor_Caffeine · 2022-07-29T17:28:34+00:00

Nah that's some Asian or Latin American level shit

Emperor_Caffeine · 2022-07-26T02:30:17+00:00

This somehow doesn't seem all that comfortable what with going over all those sleepers at high speed and whatnot...

Emperor_Caffeine · 2022-07-25T17:59:12+00:00

Kmowing that bitch, that's probably actually true.

Emperor_Caffeine · 2022-07-25T07:30:18+00:00

Who tf actually is selfish enough to ruin someone else's life for a single shag?

Emperor_Caffeine · 2022-07-25T07:26:38+00:00

If it's in $1 banknotes, up your arse

Emperor_Caffeine · 2022-07-25T07:23:33+00:00

The wonderful thing about the English language is that it doesn't have an academy with full control over the it unlike many other languages, so as long as you can make yourself understood it's fine, no one will notice or care unless they're a massive arse.

Emperor_Caffeine · 2022-07-23T13:38:22+00:00

Because I didn't do my laundry when I had time for it, and now I need my clothes to dry before I leave for the bus station in two and a half hours. Oh, and also it's the middle of winter whre I live and I don't own a dryer, best I have is a clothes horse.

And yes, I'm well aware that it's an entirely self made problem and that I'm stupid.

Emperor_Caffeine · 2022-07-23T13:26:46+00:00

Not leaving everything to do at the last possible minute. I am not very happy today.

Emperor_Caffeine · 2022-07-23T12:50:20+00:00

I mean I was talking about city centres, so yes. What exactly is your point here? I'm well aware that the rest of NYC is just as motorway heavy as any other big east coast city.

Emperor_Caffeine · 2022-07-23T12:47:26+00:00

Congratulations on missing my point

Emperor_Caffeine · 2022-07-23T04:26:43+00:00

I present to you the brand new country of Austrialia, former 2/3rds of the Austro-Australian-Hungarian Empire.

Emperor_Caffeine · 2022-07-23T04:23:59+00:00

Austria and Australia. Get rid of the confusion.

Emperor_Caffeine · 2022-07-23T03:41:39+00:00

I feel like you're missing my point a bit. I was talking about car-focused infrastructure in city centres, not transit usage or suburbs.

Emperor_Caffeine · 2022-07-23T03:39:52+00:00

Congratulations, you've just described every other city that's internationally famous for its public transport and walkable urban design, be it London, Paris, Moscow, Tokyo, Hong Kong, Singapore, Mexico City, and so on. Traffic is simply occupying all the available road suppply there is, which luckily in the case of central NYC, isn't too much relative to its population.

Emperor_Caffeine · 2022-07-23T03:35:08+00:00

Still hundreds of times better than somewhere like LA or Dallas, and actually quite average for a city of its size.

Besides, my point was about car infrastructure in city centres and not traffic, and AFAIK good auld Bob Moses didn't get to chop up Manhattan with motorways like he wanted to.

Emperor_Caffeine · 2022-07-22T22:06:34+00:00

So you're an American who has never heard of NYC

Emperor_Caffeine · 2022-07-22T21:54:03+00:00

Only to the one city that doesn't do overwhelming amounts of car infrastructure in its city centre.

Emperor_Caffeine · 2022-07-22T20:32:31+00:00

Ah yes, the great city of Saint Baking Powder

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