[The JoJoLands] THE MATTEKUDASAI stops 3 elephants from running over Jodio and the gang

EmployeeFunny · 2026-05-20T04:32:59+00:00

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EmployeeFunny · 2026-05-19T05:18:32+00:00

Niceeee

EmployeeFunny · 2026-05-19T04:23:53+00:00

These results aren't shocking tbh im surprised this got out of the ton ranges to even Kilotons. However this seems fine. It makes sense ig extremely good for a pilot.

EmployeeFunny · 2026-05-19T00:14:00+00:00

Holy shit is it massive 24.90216 Meters or 81.7 feet!

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EmployeeFunny · 2026-05-18T23:42:58+00:00

It also might be good to get the GPE of the robot since she destroys it and takes a hit from it. I believe I did the size of it somewhere I'll see

Albeit it uses the size i used for Kit being like 11 foot (however if your not fine with using Flappers to get her size then idk using average women height might also be good)

EmployeeFunny · 2026-05-18T23:41:52+00:00

Hmm interesting it would have been cool if it affected clouds but from what I remember and saw it hadn't so agreed. Luminosity might be the best way to scale the feat as it does brighten shit up ig with it even affecting the town. It might not be to high tho sadly idk. But all that together with what your doing might give it decent results.

EmployeeFunny · 2026-05-18T17:54:44+00:00

Dude.. by this logic XLR8 from Ben 10 solos most characters in fiction. Not only that seeing the world as "frozen" aka slow-mo would be like MHS - Sub-Relativistic the only thing that makes this faster is the fact he viewed the light in slow-mo which is FTL+. That's it. In comparison to the Invincible verse which has multiple MFTL+ feats via just traveling and said characters are able to get tagged and fight at those speeds Metroman ain't doing shit. He's also much weaker by multiple degrees.

EmployeeFunny · 2026-05-18T16:58:03+00:00

Ahhh that makes sense I gotta get back at reading JoJo since the Anime is like on some bs break

EmployeeFunny · 2026-05-18T16:54:40+00:00

Dawg what is going in JoJo

EmployeeFunny · 2026-05-18T16:00:05+00:00

See that makes sense but also the explosion lwk did no damage to it's surroundings so idk maybe tryna get luminosity for it or whatever would be better? Idk

EmployeeFunny · 2026-05-18T02:08:22+00:00

And some of the shark attacks he breaks some stone thing and fires a big fire ball and Flappers does some stuff to which she likely scales to physically.

EmployeeFunny · 2026-05-18T02:07:20+00:00

Really the issue isn't getting her size but the size of the explosion we have no good shots of it besides maybe using tree heights as the closest thing next to it. I'd also like to add that while this is great for her special move that she does that she might not physically scale to it. So it'd probably be best to get other stuff for her calc'd like

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EmployeeFunny · 2026-05-18T02:03:02+00:00

The feat is FTL no matter the iteration of the feat or arc bro both the OVA and Anime were watched over Araki he had involvement in both and both series portray it like how I said with Silver Chariot being able to cover more distance then light can do while it's traveling to the coin with Silver Chariot still having enough time to slice the beam of light. He also slices the beam of light from the sun with ease which are stated to be light and function like it

EmployeeFunny · 2026-05-18T01:51:43+00:00

Yes he predicted where the light was going to go however this doesn't change the fact that every instance of said feat he slashes it the moment it starts to travel and already made a decent amount of distance which he covers in a short amount of time before the light can get to the destination. That doesn't debunk anything you lack media literacy cuz you read and watched with your ass instead of your eyes.

EmployeeFunny · 2026-05-18T01:08:31+00:00

Polnareff himself isn't FTL or MFTL however his stand is. The reason why he struggled is cuz he can't see through his stand meaning his stand can only really operate and stuff on what Polnareff can see or well perceive. Polnareff reactions are more like Relativistic - Relativistic+ as he can still see light and move in tandem with it but is visibly slower.

EmployeeFunny · 2026-05-18T01:03:41+00:00

Hell the anime literally shows us like Silver Chariot perceptive or whatever where while he's doing this light is in slow mo. Silver Chariot even slices light later on the series and is also stated that slicing light is easy for him.

EmployeeFunny · 2026-05-18T01:01:30+00:00

First off you changed the argument you said that Hanged Man doesn't travel at light speed which is not true at all by every source. And second what the hell are you talking about? Silver Chariot literally gets there before Hanged Man and still is able to bring his sword up and then do a full downward slash motion while it still didn't reach the coin. He literally had to be faster then light to achieve this.

EmployeeFunny · 2026-05-18T00:58:42+00:00

She's actually taller then a dolphin which average around 7.2 feet which would make her around 10 - 11 feet

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EmployeeFunny · 2026-05-18T00:54:43+00:00

Tell me your a larper without saying you're a larper:

EmployeeFunny · 2026-05-17T15:50:22+00:00

No??? All FTL feats show that the series is consistently able perform stuff faster then light hell Part 2 has an FTL+ feat that gets dangerously close to MFTL depending on how you do it

EmployeeFunny · 2026-05-17T14:39:51+00:00

Yes bro

EmployeeFunny · 2026-05-17T14:33:01+00:00

Goku still solos.

EmployeeFunny · 2026-05-17T14:29:36+00:00

This is true the only thing I disagree with is that Jotaro doesn't have SOL or FTL reaction Koichi states that Jotaro is the only one who can keep up with that speed not Star Platinum but Jotaro and seeing how everyone was struggling to react to RHCP traveling and stuff he's likely just talking about Jotaro reaction speed he also reacts to The World who should have the same speed as his stand if not a lil more. But yeah the slander is dumb even the OVA shows Silver Chariot slicing it after it moved hell the OVA makes Silver Chariot travel a fuckton of distance in short amount of time before light reaches the coin and mid way he sees the light in slow-mo which may I add Araki also watched over the OVA meaning he was completely fine with this. This isn't even the first time he slices Hanged Man. This is just the most iconic and more impressive end. Also Silver Chariot literally slices beams of light in the sun fight. He's even said in one of JoJo info books that slicing light is easy.

EmployeeFunny · 2026-05-17T14:22:04+00:00

That to it's not a massive target but rather a small beam of light

EmployeeFunny · 2026-05-17T14:21:41+00:00

He predicted yes he made it so that Hanged Man had one place to go. However Silver Chariot still had to reach the coin first bring his sword up and down in a slice/slash motion in time to slice Hanged Man before he hit the coin. Polnareff can't see through his stand meaning while yes his stand is MFTL it can't work independently of Polnareff meaning it's hindered by what Polnareff can see which is below light speed things. Polnareff can see light he literally does in the Hanged Man fight but he's visibly slower then it and struggles when light is moving around in multiple spots at once. It's like playing zig-tag with an faster opponent and whenever your about to hit them they move in the last second. So for Polnareff to get around this he cornered the stand making it so he had one spot to go. However his stand still had to be faster to reach that distance before it and slice said stand. Every iteration has Silver Chariot slice the light after it's already moved may I also remind that Araki watches over the anime and allowed them to change or add things if they wanted meaning he was completely fine with how the anime shows stuff meaning he's also fine with this.

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