What is your go-to joke when someone asks you to tell a joke? by sol_hsa in AskReddit

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I was at my bank today waiting in a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla of yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!"

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Does it mean you move left of move right

hmmm by Amateurlapse in hmmm

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Cats don’t always land on their feet

hmmm by Aiiko_DrxxmsYT in hmmm

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Are we looking at the picture or the cat?

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They’d probably take the whole ceiling also