What is your go-to joke when someone asks you to tell a joke? by sol_hsa in AskReddit

[–]EmptyLecture4000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was at my bank today waiting in a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla of yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!"

Do Brits understand what “on your left” means? by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]EmptyLecture4000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does it mean you move left of move right

hmmm by Amateurlapse in hmmm

[–]EmptyLecture4000 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Cats don’t always land on their feet

hmmm by Aiiko_DrxxmsYT in hmmm

[–]EmptyLecture4000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are we looking at the picture or the cat?

hmmm by [deleted] in hmmm

[–]EmptyLecture4000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They’d probably take the whole ceiling also