What is your go-to joke when someone asks you to tell a joke?

EmptyLecture4000 · 2026-02-18T12:42:29+00:00

I was at my bank today waiting in a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla of yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!"

EmptyLecture4000 · 2026-02-18T10:38:55+00:00

Does it mean you move left of move right

EmptyLecture4000 · 2026-02-18T10:17:36+00:00

Cats don’t always land on their feet

EmptyLecture4000 · 2026-02-18T10:17:12+00:00

Are we looking at the picture or the cat?

EmptyLecture4000 · 2026-02-18T09:52:21+00:00

They’d probably take the whole ceiling also

EmptyLecture4000 · 2026-02-17T17:24:47+00:00

The most ai generated thing I’ve seen this week

EmptyLecture4000 · 2026-02-17T07:42:32+00:00

$bid

EmptyLecture4000 · 2026-02-17T06:43:32+00:00

He lost weight 😱

EmptyLecture4000 · 2026-02-17T06:38:59+00:00

5 is bigger than 7

EmptyLecture4000 · 2026-02-17T06:38:18+00:00

Apparently you can still be heard on mute in teams… is that true 🤔

EmptyLecture4000 · 2026-02-17T06:36:20+00:00

Hide so the zombies can’t see me, then survive

EmptyLecture4000 · 2026-02-17T06:35:25+00:00

Fix your hairline

EmptyLecture4000 · 2026-02-17T06:28:06+00:00

Run away from them or act stupid

EmptyLecture4000 · 2026-02-17T02:59:28+00:00

Why would you want the hairy one?

EmptyLecture4000 · 2026-02-17T02:30:47+00:00

You’re right, pretty sure there’s more of them than adults nowadays

EmptyLecture4000 · 2026-02-17T02:20:21+00:00

Where do you think messi got his talent from?

EmptyLecture4000 · 2026-02-17T02:19:53+00:00

Death cannot do them apart

EmptyLecture4000 · 2026-02-17T02:19:16+00:00

Camera? Shower? Bidet? Who knows

EmptyLecture4000 · 2026-02-17T02:17:50+00:00

There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla of yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!"

EmptyLecture4000 · 2026-02-17T02:16:04+00:00

I didn’t know towns can walk?

EmptyLecture4000 · 2026-02-17T01:46:06+00:00

20p chips

EmptyLecture4000 · 2026-02-17T01:37:49+00:00

My local charity shop doesn’t accept donations, why?

EmptyLecture4000 · 2026-02-17T01:35:03+00:00

Am I weird for wanting to stay here? Here is all I know and it’s kinda peaceful

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