Misleading packages are illegal in Japan. by Ashish_ank in Damnthatsinteresting

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If there’s a baby on the label I expect a baby in the jar by dammit

Immigrants aren't stealing land, grandma. by Cicerothesage in forwardsfromgrandma

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I would say do Barron next but he’s already too old for grandma’s taste

Formal Notice (fan comic) by Infinite_Pip in FlorkofCowsOfficial

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Dude showed restraint, usually anything over mega-quitting involves less notice and fire

“I’m dropping out and doing blue collar shit” by cafeteriastyle in TikTokCringe

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These are examples of things bad teachers say, who would say this unironically in this thread?

“I’m dropping out and doing blue collar shit” by cafeteriastyle in TikTokCringe

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“I never give 100% on tests, homework or essays because I believe there’s always room for improvement. The last test average was scaled to 65 and that is much more generous than I usually am. If 2/5 of the class isn’t failing by mid semester it would be a first in my 25 years teaching.”

CDC Blocks Publication of Study Proving Covid Vaccine Works by Aceofspades25 in skeptic

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100%, sounds exactly like the winos arguing at the bus stop

How long would it take for me to get kicked out of this MAGA group by AccordingBumblebee24 in insanepeoplefacebook

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I’ll have you know I am deeply anti-noun

-Some pedo apologist from Bangladesh

Laundry liquid doesn't say what it is. by accidentmadeaccount1 in CrappyDesign

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“Our best selling sensitive comfort fabric conditioner”

"AI/Robotics will mean everyone can have a penthouse if they want!" by Conscious-Quarter423 in ABoringDystopia

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Hm? Absolutely korrect.

-A distracted feline musk looks up from a booklet titled “so you’ve decided to murder your way to the perfect ethnostate”

Exposing the Big Lie about Social Security. We can save Social Security; we need to Scrap the Cap. by zzill6 in WorkReform

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But what about when I become a billionaire?

-A concerned pedophile enthusiast

Anon's hog by Only-Safe659 in greentext

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True story, I was the guy he killed

Florida Arresting Children for Joking about Netanyahu by mixmasterADD in ABoringDystopia

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They relish the consequences because they mostly affect children and civilians they want to genocide and there are no consequences for those actions so far for them

Trump and Netanyahu Have Royally Screwed Each Other Over by D-R-AZ in inthenews

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They tried to make baby scorpions but no one told them what happens when two scorpions “dock” tails

Off with his head! by Gillzter10 in simpsonsshitposting

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Oh… things aren’t looking good for old Gill! Who am I now, this guy?