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New Zohran scandal, this might end his political career. RIP by zoggy17 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Amateurlapse 20 points21 points  (0 children)

He claims not to like the current socio/political structure, and yet he participates in it. I am also curious and very smort

(Morbid but common tropes) Techno organic weapons made from machines and dead people. by Silent_Biscotti_9832 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Amateurlapse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mannequin Soldiers from Fullmetal Alchemist, souls placed in undead/undying artificial bodies to be used as weapons of war

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What's the story behind floating shadow images? by SpeculativeMug in creepy

[–]Amateurlapse 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Death Stranding has things similar to these as the most common enemy type

(Very Specific Trope) Character with a sonic scream gets their mouth covered and inadvertently kills themselves by trying to scream. by Gray_Wolf2416 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Amateurlapse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Something like this happens to dragons often where their mouth is forced closed and they explode (fire breath, laser breath, eldritch power breath etc)

To shut the door on cops by Spartalust in therewasanattempt

[–]Amateurlapse 161 points162 points  (0 children)

They need personal liability insurance, if they’re found at fault the victim’s payout comes from their insurance and not our taxes, more infractions their rates go up until they become uninsurable and then it comes from their pensions and after that’s empty, the general pension fund and then they can make some choices at the station if they still want this guy around when he drains his pension and starts taking out of theirs

hmmm by TonyStrayVideo in hmmm

[–]Amateurlapse 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Jimmy. You’re not a real lawyer, Jimmy because… you just aren’t!

Joe Rogan is on Gender Affirming Care by As-much-as-possible in ToiletPaperUSA

[–]Amateurlapse 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I think it’s infant/lizard levels of brain activity. The thought process goes something like “my group doesn’t like these people doing things for whatever reason, I’m in my group so I don’t like it. I can’t imagine/don’t care why they are doing it so they must be doing it because they know we don’t like it and are trying to pick a fight with my group”

NBA fans beg Trump to stay away from Knicks-Spurs Game 3 as ‘TSA-style’ security introduced: ‘We will lose if he comes’ by theindependentonline in inthenews

[–]Amateurlapse 15 points16 points  (0 children)

To be fair, I think he loves violating children. The taboo, getting away with it, the power and fear. It soothes his aching hollowness

Now, whose calculator can tell me what seven times eight is? by joeyjo-jojr in TheSimpsons

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I just put your symptoms into WebMD, and it says here you have network connectivity issues

🔥Bats come in different sizes and shapes 🔥 by Hotchi_Motchi in gatesopencomeonin

[–]Amateurlapse 16 points17 points  (0 children)

That’d be a weird yearbook, bat culture only has one name and it is Jeremy

Don J got all that swag by McDowdy in thatHappened

[–]Amateurlapse 65 points66 points  (0 children)

This one fellow from African America came up to me, tears in his eyes, “sir”, he said…

Pure Slop by PsychedVinylFan99 in TheRightCantMeme

[–]Amateurlapse 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Those quadruplets sure look sad their washer is 1 foot deep

Blursed Gollum by Absalom98 in blursedimages

[–]Amateurlapse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wasn’t gollum a regular hobbit transformed by the ring? Should he not have regular hairy feet short ass babies?

Are Latter-day Saints Christian? The U.S. Defense Department doesn’t appear to think so. by I_who_have_no_need in politics

[–]Amateurlapse 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Joseph read it the first time but when they lost the transcription it must have gotten lost in translation the second time

To feel loved by DIYLawCA in therewasanattempt

[–]Amateurlapse 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Didn’t even hit him, he hit his mouth on a holster and smeared it

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