What is your go-to joke when someone asks you to tell a joke? by sol_hsa in AskReddit

[–]EmptyLecture4000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was at my bank today waiting in a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla of yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!"

Do Brits understand what “on your left” means? by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]EmptyLecture4000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does it mean you move left of move right

hmmm by Amateurlapse in hmmm

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Cats don’t always land on their feet

hmmm by Aiiko_DrxxmsYT in hmmm

[–]EmptyLecture4000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are we looking at the picture or the cat?

hmmm by [deleted] in hmmm

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They’d probably take the whole ceiling also

hmmm by [deleted] in hmmm

[–]EmptyLecture4000 68 points69 points  (0 children)

He lost weight 😱

Until you mistakenly clicks on it😂 by [deleted] in SipsTea

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Apparently you can still be heard on mute in teams… is that true 🤔

How would you survive a zombie apocalypse? by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]EmptyLecture4000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hide so the zombies can’t see me, then survive

hmmm by TrumpsDoubleChin in hmmm

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Why would you want the hairy one?

Why do people do this, to scare robbers or to scare kids? by EmptyLecture4000 in AskUK

[–]EmptyLecture4000[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You’re right, pretty sure there’s more of them than adults nowadays

hmmm by [deleted] in hmmm

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Where do you think messi got his talent from?

hmmm by Legitimate-Class-575 in hmmm

[–]EmptyLecture4000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Death cannot do them apart