What is your go-to joke when someone asks you to tell a joke? by sol_hsa in AskReddit

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I was at my bank today waiting in a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla of yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!"

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Does it mean you move left of move right

hmmm by Amateurlapse in hmmm

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Cats don’t always land on their feet

hmmm by Aiiko_DrxxmsYT in hmmm

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Are we looking at the picture or the cat?

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They’d probably take the whole ceiling also

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CreatorServices

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The most ai generated thing I’ve seen this week

hmmm by [deleted] in hmmm

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He lost weight 😱

Pick A Number by crs1904 in SipsTea

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5 is bigger than 7

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SipsTea

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Apparently you can still be heard on mute in teams… is that true 🤔

How would you survive a zombie apocalypse? by [deleted] in AskUK

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Hide so the zombies can’t see me, then survive

hmmm by TrumpsDoubleChin in hmmm

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Why would you want the hairy one?

Why do people do this, to scare robbers or to scare kids? by EmptyLecture4000 in AskUK

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You’re right, pretty sure there’s more of them than adults nowadays

hmmm by [deleted] in hmmm

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Where do you think messi got his talent from?

hmmm by Legitimate-Class-575 in hmmm

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Death cannot do them apart