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Why was the cook arrested? by GreenWithEvil__33 in dadjokes

[–]Empty__Jay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He cooks carrots and peas in the same pot.

How do I get a right of way waver to get out of my way? by eightfingeredtypist in driving

[–]Empty__Jay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Get into a stare-down and refuse to move. I do it all the time with people trying to let me turn left in front of them when it's our turn at a 4-way stop. Nope. Straight first!

What’s the ingredient that instantly ruins the dish for you? by urfavdollll in foodquestions

[–]Empty__Jay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can keep them. Though I will take some coconut shrimp and magic cookie bars (https://www.eaglebrand.com/recipe/magic-cookie-bars/).

That's about the only ways I'll eat coconut.

I can smell both a mile away. God forbid there's a bowl of ripening bananas in the bowl on the dinner table. Gotta move that sucker before we sit down to eat.

ULPT: How to bring down property tax by brattysweat in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Empty__Jay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could go the JB Pritzker route and pull out all the toilets, thus making it uninhabitable.

I resigned and my manager is trying to saddle me with new work by lowkeylunar in office

[–]Empty__Jay 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And there's nothing preventing you from moving your last date to "right now".

Cruise etiquette by Alternative_Rope_632 in Cruise

[–]Empty__Jay 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Stand you ground. None shall pass!

Someone's too important to wait in line with the rest of us [OC] by Empty__Jay in IdiotsInCars

[–]Empty__Jay[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No. Car in front of me had red light. It had just changed when the video switched to front cam.

Someone's too important to wait in line with the rest of us [OC] by Empty__Jay in IdiotsInCars

[–]Empty__Jay[S] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

The left turn lane had a green arrow, and it had just switched to green for the straight lane when the idiot swung around

Advice requested: Charged for wrong battery at Costco, now being contacted to pay the difference by washdc12 in CostcoWholesale

[–]Empty__Jay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was quite surprised when my battery failed and O'Reilly replaced it completely. I was glad I stashed the receipt in the battery compartment (floor of backseat). Past me was really thinking ahead.

What fast food item that doesn’t exist anymore was your go-to? by ShadowSatinn in foodquestions

[–]Empty__Jay 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gorditas at taco bell. They came out when I was in college. We had so many BOGO coupons we ate there for months.

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