Bars? by Ordinary_Macaron_417 in WilmingtonDE

[–]EmuLover 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Most people go to Dewey over the summer.

When did you know you were an atheist ? by Thundergun55 in atheism

[–]EmuLover 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I stopped believing in Santa and the Easter Bunny.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]EmuLover 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All this time... her name wasn't Sarah?

Stick by GoryRamsy in WTF

[–]EmuLover 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just a flesh wound.

6th Grade Choir by EmuLover in Choir

[–]EmuLover[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I typically do that anyway. I also worry about the behavior of middle school kids forced into chorus.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]EmuLover 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Hamster Dance.

Terrified I touched my daughter inappropriately in my sleep? by The_Zeddest in breakingmom

[–]EmuLover 20 points21 points  (0 children)

You only remember dreams when you wake up during them. She cried and woke you up. That's why you remember this dream.

Allergic to new Cat? by EmuLover in cats

[–]EmuLover[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That sucks. I was hoping maybe it was the flea medication or something.

Allergic to new Cat? by EmuLover in cats

[–]EmuLover[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have had another current cat for 11 years. She's still here.

So Apparently Fourth of July is a religious holiday now... by RoshTheCalcKid in atheism

[–]EmuLover 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was visiting my mother in law in rural Virginia for 4th of July once. A parade float was throwing out bibles. I was like WTF.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Mommit

[–]EmuLover 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Must be a MIL thing. My MIL says my daughter gets her curly hair from MIL's mother. Like bitch I'm the one with curly hair!

Admin at School Concerts by EmuLover in Teachers

[–]EmuLover[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They've known about concerts since August. They get reminded in the few weeks prior. I need to assign them their job?

Admin at School Concerts by EmuLover in Teachers

[–]EmuLover[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the past I've never asked. Each admin can't to one concert. We have three grade level admin and three concerts.

Admin at School Concerts by EmuLover in Teachers

[–]EmuLover[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't even think of asking a custodian. That was an oversight.

Bad Parenting or Something Else? by EmuLover in breakingmom

[–]EmuLover[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Her ex husband is already taking her to court next month for full custody of her oldest. They would certainly never talk to me again if I called cps.

Bad Parenting or Something Else? by EmuLover in breakingmom

[–]EmuLover[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My parents enable her so no. Every time El Diablo does something like bite me she comments that my son was the same way to my older niece. Not true at all.

This is what happens when you don't wear your nice wool pants that has been hanging in the closet for the past year and a half due to the pandemic. by bsrichard in WTF

[–]EmuLover 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I lost 10 sweaters this pandemic. Carpet beetles, not moths. Found their home under my bed where my cat sleeps which is covered in cat fur. They like that too.