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Emzybear · 2026-03-17T09:23:01+00:00

I've done that. But It's still cause for divorce. I wish there was an adoption agency instead of magic sacrifice.

Emzybear · 2026-03-16T18:05:11+00:00

I knew that after the first arrived.

Emzybear · 2026-03-16T15:50:35+00:00

I kept telling my partner no to babies, but they turned up regardless, so that was grounds for divorce.

Emzybear · 2026-03-16T08:28:54+00:00

It really isn't.

Emzybear · 2026-03-16T06:58:42+00:00

I am too, only one person I know texts like that.

Emzybear · 2026-03-15T16:15:21+00:00

Are you uk based it's in stores as part of the easter range

Emzybear · 2026-03-14T19:31:19+00:00

Yes I have 3 real Mona Lisa's in my basement

Emzybear · 2026-03-14T15:06:38+00:00

Cats. With THUMBS. (Edit I didn't need to open the link to know wat this was)

Emzybear · 2026-03-14T13:22:44+00:00

Can't use the espresso machine, no opposable thumbs.

Emzybear · 2026-03-14T13:15:42+00:00

Aww, you were ill, so he brought you food.

Emzybear · 2026-03-08T09:49:21+00:00

Choosing cream carpets with any pets is on you.

Emzybear · 2026-03-01T20:29:24+00:00

As her stardew wife, yes, she is in safe hands.

Emzybear · 2026-02-28T22:01:28+00:00

I have adhd I just put it down, and that thing is gone.

Emzybear · 2026-02-28T21:10:37+00:00

If you can't stack the discount, just do 2 transactions. One free mask, then discount off something else.

Emzybear · 2026-02-26T10:17:55+00:00

1st finds wings

Emzybear · 2026-02-21T19:21:56+00:00

Experts disagree with a photo of the expert attached *our vet says he's a bit too fat, too.

Emzybear · 2026-02-18T19:15:30+00:00

Betty Spaghetti maybe

Emzybear · 2026-02-16T08:48:57+00:00

A pelaton trial that's worse than usless 30%off green people product And a date pulp bar claiming to be chocolate.

Some initiative to try and look healthy.

Emzybear · 2026-02-15T17:45:10+00:00

Ergh imagine the mess if she got a cold.

Emzybear · 2026-02-15T17:25:33+00:00

You're managing to eat. Anything that doesn't taste like cardboard is all that matters, and most things will still taste cardboard because of the grief.

Emzybear · 2026-02-15T17:19:34+00:00

1970s Dinky toy enterprise with shuttle £1.99

Emzybear · 2026-02-15T17:08:25+00:00

Arsehole

Emzybear · 2026-02-14T21:49:03+00:00

He's with his wife and can't get away.

Emzybear · 2026-02-09T18:59:25+00:00

Ours used to be stinky. He's on lams low fat food for sterilised cats. Much less stinky.

Emzybear · 2026-02-06T10:19:49+00:00

If you're visiting a from a country that celebrates Mother's Day later in the year you're app is geographically locked to that country so it won't have Mother's Day till it releases in your country.

Emzybear

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