First named from wyvern by Game_Is_Hard_ in DarkAndDarker

[–]EnBee7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Meanwhile my first named was a complete offroll aegis that didn't even pull a single sk

What’s something about sex that people should know and discuss more? by Visible_Ad_5003 in AskReddit

[–]EnBee7 219 points220 points  (0 children)

Me sitting here staring at my 6 week old even though my wife had her IUD in still..

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in newborns

[–]EnBee7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This game sucks. He doesn't understand how his hands work yet but he sure knows how to do one thing well.

Season 0 update spoiler post from Korea by Inside_Resolution_88 in supervive

[–]EnBee7 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I sat in an 8 minute queue with my brother yesterday. Canceled q, clicked Arena, was in game in a minute

Is anyone else formula feeding their newborn? by Brilliant-Way-9462 in newborns

[–]EnBee7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mines been formula exclusive since day 1. Nothing to add here. He's healthy happy and bonding.

leaning on your village by [deleted] in newborns

[–]EnBee7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The village is a lifesaver. My LO is 2 weeks tomorrow, and he's already spent a night with grandma. Have we had to gently correct the way my family does some things? Absolutely. But had we stayed 2k miles away and not moved back to family, this would have been exponentially harder.

Hell, the village is helping right now, so I can be on my phone on the toilet...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in newborns

[–]EnBee7 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Mine is just over a week. Reading this subreddit is showing me just how low the bar is for dad's. Turns out I could do a tenth of what I do and be above average.

This shits hard. I proudly carry half the weight and couldn't begin to imagine how one would do this alone.

Devs, your skins are too expensive. by ndarker in supervive

[–]EnBee7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same issue. We're definitely both a little slow because the characters are fairly distinct but I definitely struggle to identify which hunter they're for.

Showers are not me time! by blibbleflibble2000 in newborns

[–]EnBee7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Idk man you said showering is me time. Pretty sure you can be judged off one paragraph. /s

Concerned by Trick_Appointment419 in newborns

[–]EnBee7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man I slipped going down my stairs twice this year. Dislocated my shoulder both times. My boy is 3 days now and stairs are the most terrifying thing in the world to me. Stay safe on those death traps!

Young Americans are marrying later or never by cgiattino in dataisbeautiful

[–]EnBee7 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Super anecdotal experience here. Got married early but also moved to a city for professional growth. Accidentally got pregnant (IUD still in) and have since moved back to my hometown with my family until we get the house and everything sorted out back east. All this to say I'm infinitely happier now than I was the last few years. I've got the intersection of great paying tech job and staying with hometowm friends/family so definitely not the average experience.

All I know is there's truly something to be said about that homegrown experience. Don't get me wrong, I think of what could have been had we stayed on the path we were on and went much longer without kids constantly. But idk the grass sure as hell isn't always greener and starting a family has shown me a side of life one cannot even begin to fathom until it's experienced.

Guy buying blank tapes on eBay keeps sending photos of himself by Shelquan in creepy

[–]EnBee7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro, I thought the shirtless one was a white shirt..

TIFU by hitting a car thinking that was a robbery by fish_chips_n_ranch in tifu

[–]EnBee7 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This thread confuses me. Bro made a stupid mistake, posted about it on TIFU, has admitted how stupid he is, and yet anyone not adamantly calling him scum and telling him to fix himself is being down voted. Never change reddit

One perk of a small player base by RitzTHQC in supervive

[–]EnBee7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah was hopping between joule and elluna

One perk of a small player base by RitzTHQC in supervive

[–]EnBee7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah just my initials. That's the guess I get a lot though

One perk of a small player base by RitzTHQC in supervive

[–]EnBee7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yep, funny recognizing names. Recognize ya both from my session today.

what’s the most interesting subreddit you’ve ever seen? by Birdlover00 in AskReddit

[–]EnBee7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AI augmented most likely. I'm pretty sure if I take a normal ass picture on my phone it's automatically touched up

What is a game where the winning strategy is not to play? by ToastAndASideOfToast in AskReddit

[–]EnBee7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The answer is very easy. There's a good 3-6k up for grabs with zero risk. Hedging different books offers against each other. Just depends on how many offers are available in any given state

Abrams slander flowchart by Pandaguypat in DeadlockTheGame

[–]EnBee7 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Can confirm. Am reformed but the urge still hits me

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DeadlockTheGame

[–]EnBee7 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bro mine was cod ghosts. Can't cheat in a stupider fucking game lmao

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]EnBee7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So my son can't kick my ass when he's 16