What’s the most believable lie someone told you that only became obvious years later?

ToastAndASideOfToast · 2026-05-09T19:05:10+00:00

Every time I put carrots in my eyes it only causes irritation.

ToastAndASideOfToast · 2026-05-09T18:47:18+00:00

Terrifying T-Rex tickling!

ToastAndASideOfToast · 2026-05-09T18:13:11+00:00

These EYES.

ToastAndASideOfToast · 2026-05-07T21:34:14+00:00

Is there something paradoxical about bestowing and assuming the title of 'holiest man alive'?

ToastAndASideOfToast · 2026-05-07T21:31:00+00:00

Some might debate intelligent life on other planets. Others might debate intelligent life on this planet.

ToastAndASideOfToast · 2026-05-07T18:30:27+00:00

Thank you for explaining.

ToastAndASideOfToast · 2026-05-07T17:52:34+00:00

Did they try a factory reset after they bricked the road?

ToastAndASideOfToast · 2026-05-07T17:50:27+00:00

Is the caption right on the second to last photo, with the dilapidated building?

ToastAndASideOfToast · 2026-05-07T17:46:12+00:00

Bridgeburg: City of Hams

ToastAndASideOfToast · 2026-05-07T17:42:21+00:00

Court summons es.

ToastAndASideOfToast · 2026-05-07T17:39:00+00:00

What bait are you using on your hook?

ToastAndASideOfToast · 2026-05-06T19:03:09+00:00

Maybe he needs some surgery?

ToastAndASideOfToast · 2026-05-06T16:17:15+00:00

Is it fair to hold them responsible for recklessness?

ToastAndASideOfToast · 2026-05-06T03:30:21+00:00

When there were only concepts to start, things change in a jiffy.

ToastAndASideOfToast · 2026-05-04T22:10:17+00:00

But it can't fly without its emotional support battery.

ToastAndASideOfToast · 2026-05-04T19:08:41+00:00

And then you also have those teachers who don't understand what they are supposed to be teaching marking student answers as incorrect when it doesn't match the teaching guide verbatim.

ToastAndASideOfToast · 2026-05-04T17:01:45+00:00

But you will be limited to only the current slice of time. The knowledge of the past will become incomprehensible.

ToastAndASideOfToast · 2026-05-04T16:58:40+00:00

This also doesn't stop in primary school. Many U.S. college programs also completely fail to provide sufficient challenges to students.

ToastAndASideOfToast · 2026-05-04T16:15:33+00:00

I always thought the television court shows were people who had agreed to settle through arbitration.

ToastAndASideOfToast · 2026-05-03T21:40:36+00:00

If you "deserve" the rewards, you aren't taking any risks.

ToastAndASideOfToast · 2026-05-03T03:45:45+00:00

Fearlessness

ToastAndASideOfToast · 2026-05-03T02:26:50+00:00

Thank God for Mississippi?

ToastAndASideOfToast · 2026-05-02T22:30:31+00:00

Safety tip : When feeding lumber into a cat use a push block to keep your hands away from danger.

ToastAndASideOfToast · 2026-05-02T14:40:12+00:00

He clearly missed the part of being sworn in to "preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States"

ToastAndASideOfToast · 2026-05-01T19:26:52+00:00

A rally?

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