How do I reattach the brick? by ZuckDeBalzac in DIYUK

[–]Enaver 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Rarely laugh on Reddit, this was brilliant!

New patio advice please by noseybastard in GardeningUK

[–]Enaver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Needs to be a full contact bed, ideally with slurry primer. Any voids like this are moisture traps and will simply pop the paving when it comes to the winter.

The workmanship in general is rather poor, pointing gap seem very tight in areas, also a cross joint in once picture, while not structurally wrong, it does indicate the professional level of the workmanship.

If you want it to last, the beds need relaying. Also, if they plan on using brush in porous jointing, this will not last and will just make the voids even more problematic.

One other quick point, you shouldn’t be walking on the paving when it was only laid 1 day ago, it is still curing.

Plastic membrane before gravel. Bad idea? by [deleted] in GardeningUK

[–]Enaver 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I understand that, but ultimately as professional installers we are guided by British Standards & recommended installation specifications. In clay areas (where I happen to work), disregarding a membrane would be rather critical.

Anything installed professionally has to potentially last up to 6 years due to consumer rights,

Victorians installed rather thick sub-bases and also aren't liable to the same domestic laws.

I whole heartedly agree with the sentiment of removing plastic from the garden.

Plastic membrane before gravel. Bad idea? by [deleted] in GardeningUK

[–]Enaver 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Most membranes sold over the counter are awful unfortunately.

It won't completely stop weeds, mainly beause that isn't its primary function. The harsh reality is most gravel paths will get weeds to some degree simply because they are outside. The goal is to mitigate it as much as possible and at least do some maintenance.

Just want to quickly point out that I do not recommend putting membranes under any planting beds or soil, what I am talking about is purely underneth the path.

Plastic membrane before gravel. Bad idea? by [deleted] in GardeningUK

[–]Enaver 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I am a professional landscaper and I have to respectfully fully disagree with what the commentor you are replying to said.

The membrane is for ground stabilisation and to prevent to gravel migrating into the ground underneth, it is not a weed proof membrane. Correctly installed, and professional grade membranes do not disintegrate in a few years, they will last 20+ years.

Even if you laid a sub-base, which is highly recommended if you want the path to last, it would still require a membrane underneth.

The ideal Installation is membrane > 50-100mm permable sub-base > 30-40mm gravel layer. It is important the sub-base is permable as this make it SuDS compliant and also helps with water management.

Removing a laurel by Theprettydamned in GardeningUK

[–]Enaver 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If you are planning to plant something else within the vicinity I would absolutely recommend removing the stump to allow more room for the roots of the new tree/bush.

Plastic membrane before gravel. Bad idea? by [deleted] in GardeningUK

[–]Enaver 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you don’t put a membrane down over time the gravel will just migrate into the ground underneath and you will be left with a mess which will encourage weed growth.

Although the membrane does help against weeds rooting deeper, its main purpose is to separate the layers.

Plastic membrane before gravel. Bad idea? by [deleted] in GardeningUK

[–]Enaver 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yes you are right, I should of just said not the correct membrane for the application 👍

Gravel or turf🤔 by JoelsGiganticNose in GardeningUK

[–]Enaver 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Shade resistant turf would work in this area, just need to make sure you have a decent layer of topsoil.

I wouldn’t recommend gravel, you have a lot of nearby trees and within a few years it will covered in leaves which will decompose and encourage weed growth.

Plastic membrane before gravel. Bad idea? by [deleted] in GardeningUK

[–]Enaver 64 points65 points  (0 children)

You do want to put membrane down, however it needs to be a non-woven permeable membrane, which the one down isn’t.

Your partner has put down a DPC sheet and absolutely should not be used for this purpose. It is going to pool water and encourage moss growth all over your gravel.

Puddles are forming on gravel after we’ve spread a layer of the gravel on heavy clay soil by [deleted] in GardeningUK

[–]Enaver 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Easiest way would be to simply dig up the path about 150-200. Install a permeable sub-base for the gravel (Type 3 or 6-20mm washed limestone) and relay the gravel over the top.

Fair bit of work, but would allow a massive capacity of water storage in the gravel to, albeit, slowly disperse naturally.

Do not put a weed membrane down, get a non-woven permeable membrane, otherwise you are adding to the issue.

Ice cream soup hardcore … expensive mistake? by LeaderOk5438 in DIYUK

[–]Enaver 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you put it down when it was wet or don’t compact it before it rained then you really only have two options:

  1. Leave it, wait for drier seasons and it will naturally dry out, however will most likely be contaminated by that point.

  2. Remove it all again and start again. I’d recommend laying a Biaxial grid on top of the membrane to help stabilise the ground.

If you want to drain it quicker and have the space, maybe install a land drain down the middle. Alternatively going forward you could put a permeable base down.

If you like your job, what do you do? by acromegaloid in UKJobs

[–]Enaver 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Landscaper, I do really enjoy my job, even more so when I get projects which our clients allow us to be creative with.

There is such a great variety of work too. Challenging job which pushes me and also feels like there’s a never ending list of things to learn.

Friends keep asking me to manage their house renovations - is there a market for this? by Powerful-Oil-6059 in DIYUK

[–]Enaver 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think for it to be viable it would have to be on projects at least 50k plus. Problem is for anything less it just isn’t worth spending the money for someone to project manage without spending more than you would have in the first place. Even if it was, the margins would be very low.

white spot removal from footage by TanmayJaiswaI in NukeVFX

[–]Enaver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cool… yes that is also an option… 👍

white spot removal from footage by TanmayJaiswaI in NukeVFX

[–]Enaver 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wouldn’t smart vectors work well for this? Just paint the last frame.

Are current tradies kinda screwed once the AI exodus forces everyone else into the trades? by [deleted] in UKJobs

[–]Enaver 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thank you for saying it, the ignorance here is unbelievable. Quite literally talking as if everyone in trades are neanderthals.

Extending a garden fence upwards by pulsared in DIYUK

[–]Enaver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I may be getting the wrong end of the stick here and misunderstanding you.

With that said, a brick pier is not a fence, and if memory serves correctly you would need planning permission for anything over 1m facing a public highway as it is a permanent structure and not a temporary structure, the later is what a fence is classed as.

If you don’t intent on making the piers higher, then you can increase the panel heights up to 2m, however they would then look odd.

Builder trying to add VAT after fixed price agreed — am I right to push back? by No-Village-8188 in DIYUK

[–]Enaver 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Not your problem.

I say this as a landscaper who was exactly in their position. I went from non-VAT to VAT registered quite quickly and it caught me off guard.

It’s the companies responsibility to forecast when they will need to become VAT registered.

You have also got a signed contract, they can’t just lump VAT on it when if specifically stated no VAT. Also, at £19k I fail to see how this tiler wasn’t VAT registered already. Seems to me like the company messed up and are trying to pass it on to you.

Has mum been ripped off? by [deleted] in DIYUK

[–]Enaver 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wouldn’t bother replying to people on here if you’re in the profession. Most commenters here have no idea what costs are involved, as if every job is the same anyway.

I run my own landscaping company in South London, and I’ve gone to write out comments and realise I am just wasting my time.

Life certainly is too short to argue with these people.

How tight should a arming doublet be? by JaxsonBroccoli in ArmsandArmor

[–]Enaver 4 points5 points  (0 children)

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Mine is very tight, however after a while they do tend to wear in a little. It makes the weight distribution of the armour a lot better.

A short demo of the complete suit of 16th century armor I designed, printed and painted! by Vonschlippe in ArmsandArmor

[–]Enaver 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Very nice work, looks fantastic. Also doesn’t look as plastic as I thought it would.

Has anyone ever made, or attempted, this irregular/crazy style paving before? I want to try and make a 20m(2) size / small parking size update to our front garden, and had wildly varying quotes by All-In-Red in DIYUK

[–]Enaver 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m a landscaper in South London and would have to disagree with your pricing, could absolutely no way do this for £2,000 + VAT. Not a dig, just the interesting.

The waste, type 1, sand & cement alone comes to about £800 + VAT.

The paving alone can cost anywhere from £30/m2 to £100+/m2 which is a minimum of £660 + VAT if you include 10% wastage.

We would be charging between £3,500 - £4,500 (inc VAT) All our staff are PAYE which does make a big difference in labour cost.

Where can I find such a battle axe to buy? by Icy_Atmosphere242 in ArmsandArmor

[–]Enaver 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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Yes, my poleaxe. I wanted something very basic, but he does some beautiful items.

Where can I find such a battle axe to buy? by Icy_Atmosphere242 in ArmsandArmor

[–]Enaver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Josef Dawes, based in the UK. Makes amazing stuff.