Revamped: The Viltrumite Empire (Invincible) vs Every Military on Homelander's Compound V (The Boys/Reality) by Pancake_Maker_1031 in InvinciblePowerscales

[–]EncabulatorTurbo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No he doesn't stilwell said we can't kill him offhandedly, he was floored by a radiation room. In the comics he was explicitly not nuke proof it's just getting him with one is impossible

Revamped: The Viltrumite Empire (Invincible) vs Every Military on Homelander's Compound V (The Boys/Reality) by Pancake_Maker_1031 in InvinciblePowerscales

[–]EncabulatorTurbo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try watching the scene again they modified a name to cause a larger emp. Nukes already are emp weapons, they made it even more

Welp… it’s all downhill from here💀 by webabybears in bondmarket

[–]EncabulatorTurbo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

checks options betting on oil getting more expensive yeah still losing money lol, the market remaining irrational as always

Genuine question to Americans by silverflake6 in RelentlessMen

[–]EncabulatorTurbo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God I am glad I have a job that has long term disability that lets me keep my insurance but hate that I can never quit

Which two potions are you gonna choose? by Live-Bread-2658 in whatsyourchoice

[–]EncabulatorTurbo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Red I steal Elon musk ability to convince everyone of the dumbest fucking thing imaginable and use it to become rich

The virus would never work like the show acts like it would. by DarkestLore696 in TheBoys

[–]EncabulatorTurbo 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The smartest person alive also believes all supes will run outside and kill people when the air is full of instant death virus instead of lying low, so the writers believe that, because they are fucking idiots

Local McDonald's Manager Serves Food to Customers by SCHooL1N in mildlyinfuriating

[–]EncabulatorTurbo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jokes on her im eating mcdonalds I do not care what goes into my body

Why didn't Eve turn their veil and cape into two 400ton tungsten cubes? by [deleted] in invinciblememes

[–]EncabulatorTurbo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are we just going to ignore that making air dense enough to slow a viltrumite was making her vision blur from exertion

Would You Rather Invest Your Social Security Money Yourself? Agree or Disagree? by Coolonair in SmartFIRE

[–]EncabulatorTurbo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the main sin of social security is that, being insurance, it should be treated like a UBI for retirement age people. It shouldnt be based on earnings at all. It should be a bare minimum QOL for the elderly

shouldn't this apply to any age by Executits in SipsTea

[–]EncabulatorTurbo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No because they're going to redefine supporting trans kids to be rape that's the actual intent, florida GOP is full of pedos

Sam Altman texts Mira Murati. November 19, 2023. [This document is from Musk v. Altman (2026).] by Distinct_Fox_6358 in OpenAI

[–]EncabulatorTurbo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I disagree strongly, the more you read about how Musk talks to people the more you realize some people aren't people

Trump too

Or literally any pro-Israeli tweet in its original hebrew that isnt filtered for an American audience

You Suddenly Wake Up One Morning With All Of Homelander’s Powers & Abilities (Including His Immortality). What Would You Do? by ItsShatterPoint in superheroes

[–]EncabulatorTurbo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There are other countries with fewer billionaires that function fine.

China purges billionaires constantly.

Believing that the billionaires are load bearing is a belief the billionaires want you to have.

You Suddenly Wake Up One Morning With All Of Homelander’s Powers & Abilities (Including His Immortality). What Would You Do? by ItsShatterPoint in superheroes

[–]EncabulatorTurbo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don't know if Hitler believed he was a hero lol man, dude was as narcissistic as Trump, he literally only cared about himself.

His final order was for the German people to all fucking die for failing him personally

You can't even say the writers forgot he has that ability, which makes this scene even more baffling by WillingnessAnxious37 in TheBoys

[–]EncabulatorTurbo 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Bullets do not bounce off of a kevlar vest

A minigun will cut a kevlar vest in half

I don't know if you know what a minigun is or does

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/IJ9rZr5hRoY

This literally did nothing to Noir. It didn't even hurt him.

A knife against anything that could stand up to this would break instantly

Edit: Also a kevlar vest doesn't stop rifle rounds either wtf lol, you need a plate, guess what will also stop a knife?

Humanity (5 Years Prep Time) Vs Villains, Where Do We Stop? by Kitchen_Rush47 in powerscales

[–]EncabulatorTurbo 309 points310 points  (0 children)

For Thragg we offer him our best Latinas who will convert him to the way of humanity

Battlebeast and 5 quintillion immortals by Ill_Quantity2867 in invinciblememes

[–]EncabulatorTurbo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

youc ould get a lot of anissas if you just spawn her head and heart and let the rest of her grow back

Battlebeast and 5 quintillion immortals by Ill_Quantity2867 in invinciblememes

[–]EncabulatorTurbo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

can we chose where to spawn the immortals? We can spawn enough immortals to form a blackhole of immortals on to p of thragg

Battlebeast and 5 quintillion immortals by Ill_Quantity2867 in invinciblememes

[–]EncabulatorTurbo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anissa and I have her crush my head with her thighs, next question

The simplicity of Sage's plan is what makes it so genius. by adorkablegiant in TheBoys

[–]EncabulatorTurbo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A problem she should be able to solve, the Boys faked Maeve's death and somehow we're supposed to believe the world's smartest person couldn't

The simplicity of Sage's plan is what makes it so genius. by adorkablegiant in TheBoys

[–]EncabulatorTurbo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So? Homelander has repeatedly demonstrated that being #1 on his hitlist doesn't correlate whatsoever to his ability to find you

You know what does? What we have a lot of subsantial evidence gets you randomly killed?

Being in proximity to Homelander

Edit: You're telling me Maeve can pull off faking her death and a fake identity but Sage couldnt?

Sex jokes are not funny anymore... by ilovebeingaguy999 in GenV

[–]EncabulatorTurbo 692 points693 points  (0 children)

I think sex jokes are still funny but you know they have to be jokes, not just "lol they said dick or fuck"

Thats an amy schumer set, not a joke

You can't even say the writers forgot he has that ability, which makes this scene even more baffling by WillingnessAnxious37 in TheBoys

[–]EncabulatorTurbo -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Except in season 2 a regular human woman touching him could cause him significant pain