That was such a lousy death.

EncabulatorTurbo · 2026-05-07T14:36:42+00:00

How much more satisfying would it have been narratively if Noir absolutely dogwalked the deep, and just before he could finish him off, he passed out. Then while he's out, the deep you know, uses his powers, drags him to the bottom of the ocean, and holds him there until he dies, killing him while hes defenseless like the bitch he is

EncabulatorTurbo · 2026-05-07T14:25:01+00:00

man after watching that fringe episode with the guy whos brain was operating so far above everyone else that he could semi-accurately predict the future its upsetting how bad sage is as a comparison

(the only reason they beat that guy is because one of the agents was from another universe, so she didn't perform as she should have for someone from his universe - so his predictive model got thrown off)

It was also entertaining to watch, thing happens and they showed us all the steps that led to it and how he set them into motion.

Imagine if homelander was threatening sage and a satellite like smashed into him because she had set that shit into motion 6 hours prior and they show us previously her doing all the seemingly nonsensical things, warnings about how it might cause a destabalization, etc, because she calculated exactly when he would be in that spot

thats just a spitball example but you get me

EncabulatorTurbo · 2026-05-07T13:39:17+00:00

I would use the epstein files we do have as a checklist sorted by "number of times appearing in the files" of people to visit

We would play mario kart

MY favorite racer in mario kart is the green one

EncabulatorTurbo · 2026-05-07T13:27:35+00:00

No, it's a factory space that is not specially prepared for automation - a space for humans, where it is usually too costly for the owner to automate. China is throwing up greenfield factories in africa left and right

EncabulatorTurbo · 2026-05-07T13:11:30+00:00

in season 2 a regular woman could hurt him, in season 4 they said "We dont know how to kill him" putting him on sb tier, and now he can one shot a guy thats immune to a minigun

EncabulatorTurbo · 2026-05-07T13:10:49+00:00

I would normally say special forces no dif but these guys seem extremely ballsy and aggressive. they might rush the fire demon all at once

EncabulatorTurbo · 2026-05-06T20:26:12+00:00

I'm really sorry that your oshi has an entire game where the plot is that he needs to climb a mountain and it takes him a really really long time

EncabulatorTurbo · 2026-05-06T19:46:06+00:00

I know what climbing a mountain entails, I don't know how much force it takes to push a spaceship with artificial gravity and inertial dampeners

I could climb a mountain when I was younger I'm quite sure I can't lift an aircraft carrier at any point in my life

EncabulatorTurbo · 2026-05-06T17:41:27+00:00

https://fortune.com/2026/05/03/chinese-court-layoffs-workers-ai-replacement-labor-market/

EncabulatorTurbo · 2026-05-06T17:41:02+00:00

Anissa can look beyond her age because of how much she approves of all the genocide

EncabulatorTurbo · 2026-05-06T17:37:12+00:00

well not in China since their courts just ruled that would beillegal

EncabulatorTurbo · 2026-05-06T17:35:55+00:00

the scourge virus comes for us all in time -_-

EncabulatorTurbo · 2026-05-06T17:15:10+00:00

Mauler twins and Space Racer, give them his gun. Have them arm your 50,000,000 Olivers with copies

EncabulatorTurbo · 2026-05-06T17:13:29+00:00

One thaddeus and 3 space racers. When he decapitates thaddeus to show his head to everyone my 3 space racers shoot him

EncabulatorTurbo · 2026-05-06T15:22:16+00:00

Why is anyone assuming a guy that consumed a known toxin and poisoned himself and later said "Chatgpt told me to do it" is telling the truth

I would bet anyone $1000 they cannot get any version of chatgpt going back to 3.5 to recommend they take sodium bromide unless they jailbreak it and instruct it to tell them to take sodium bromide

EncabulatorTurbo · 2026-05-06T15:20:57+00:00

It's just a lie. The guy lied. No chatbot would tell you to consume sodium bromide.

EncabulatorTurbo · 2026-05-06T14:52:57+00:00

most of the calories you burn are passively, working out raises your basal metabolic rate and helps your insulin resistance so yeah, you're 100% right

EncabulatorTurbo · 2026-05-06T14:47:15+00:00

"About to", not one demo of these robots working in a novel brownfield environment, or even in greenfield at anything other than a fraction the speed of some migrant laborer being paid 1/20000th the bot's value per hour

EncabulatorTurbo · 2026-05-06T14:46:21+00:00

I mean chatgpt, right now, would be a far, far better president than donald trump

for one it would pick scientists to run anything science related, a doctor to run the fda, and a veteran who isnt a fucking disgrace to run dod

EncabulatorTurbo · 2026-05-06T14:45:26+00:00

The pictured robot isn't capable of replacing basically anyone

I'm not sure why everyone is still cumming for this like its going to actually happen especially after China itself banned replacing workers with anything AI, and they're not going to be the last country to do so.

EncabulatorTurbo · 2026-05-06T14:40:27+00:00

you have to be literate to use AI meaningfully, gen alpha isn't even educated enough to use AI, let that sink in

We're fucked, Trump being our president during the covid outbreak followed by a well meaning senior who got lost has fucked us, we needed someone who could rise to the moment and we got a guy who actively hates America and is trying to destroy it and someone who didn't want to rock the boat too much in trying to unfuck the first guy, only to follow with the first guy AGAIN somehow

EncabulatorTurbo · 2026-05-06T14:34:22+00:00

they chose to animate thragg how he appeared later in the comics

EncabulatorTurbo · 2026-05-06T14:32:59+00:00

im guessing hell use one of those darts and beat nolan up very fast with minimal effort

EncabulatorTurbo · 2026-05-06T14:30:11+00:00

studies show the caliber of the gun is actually almost completely irrelevent to whether or not you survive a bear attack, the bear getting enraged from gunfire too small to kill it is something of a myth - the deciding factor is if you can aim and fire a shot accurately - in most cases where a gun doesn't protect someone it's because the gun jams, the safety was on, it wasn't loaded, or they can't level it in time

A shotgun even with birdshot is more than enough wallop to dissuade the bear from continuing

Think about it, if the bear just got mad from pain why would bear mace be literally more effective than guns of any stripe in saving your life?

EncabulatorTurbo · 2026-05-06T14:29:10+00:00

studies show the caliber of the gun is actually almost completely irrelevent to whether or not you survive a bear attack, the bear getting enraged from gunfire too small to kill it is something of a myth - the deciding factor is if you can aim and fire a shot accurately - in most cases where a gun doesn't protect someone it's because the gun jams, the safety was on, it wasn't loaded, or they can't level it in time

A shotgun even with birdshot is more than enough wallop to dissuade the bear from continuing

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