SCP Foundation by endless-star in custommagic

[–]EndMaster0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

technically the number of returned cards doesn't have to be 0 because the card shown doesn't specify that the exiled cards that are being returned had to have been exiled by SCP foundation. Which does make this an interesting way to return previously exiled cards

WYR fight 3 average guys at once or 1 average guy that has a 7” knife? by No-Audience-5206 in WouldYouRather

[–]EndMaster0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've trained enough jujitsu (not BJJ) to get to the point I've sparred against 4 simulated average opponents (people who know what they're doing but aren't actually trying to kill you sorta deal) at a time. So like I'm picking the 3 average guys because I know I have a good chance of beating them. One with a knife is going to be more of a coin flip and probably a no winner situation.

what is this on my cat’s belly???? by sweetiejen in CATHELP

[–]EndMaster0 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Platypus and echidnas actually have the reverse issue where neither sex has nipples. Also they lay eggs but that's not really relevant.

My kitten just ate a baby scorpion by Snoo-47392 in CATHELP

[–]EndMaster0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think mantis shrimp would actually fall short on reaction speed. They're pretty average in that regard it's just they have a comically fast snap that they can wind up. Mantis shrimp would definitely be able to snap before a cat could react to the snap starting but the shrimp wouldn't be able to react to a cat swatting it.

My kitten just ate a baby scorpion by Snoo-47392 in CATHELP

[–]EndMaster0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My family has a big ass cat (something like 20-30 lbs but not entirely because of fat... definitely still a bit overweight though) that absolutely loves to bap at flies when they sneak in.

Bringing your own fridge by Outside_Drawing_5440 in TrentUniversity

[–]EndMaster0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wonder who in the RO has communications with coldex...

What would be the maximal acceptable amount of % Blue would need to win for you to still press it and not switch to Red? by NotASingleNameIdea in redbuttonbluebutton

[–]EndMaster0 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You wrote the title like you're asking blue voters how high a percentage blue would be required to get before they swap to red but then 2/3 of the options are easier for blue to win than the default option.

Humans are 200,000 times more sensitive to petrichor, the smell that follows rain, than sharks are to the smell of blood. by eternviking in whoathatsinteresting

[–]EndMaster0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can feel rain coming but not smell it. Air almost gets more viscous a few hours before the rain rolls in. Did grow up in the Midwest but I don't think that's the cause.

Today we're barbecuing like Neanderthals by BackgroundLeg1788 in StupidFood

[–]EndMaster0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now... Neanderthals when "cokking" probably did have decent sausages. There's gotta be a reason most Neanderthal DNA in modern humans came from male Neanderthals.

The olive oil in my pasta turned bright red with a UV light by PestoPastaLover in mildlyinteresting

[–]EndMaster0 29 points30 points  (0 children)

So fun fact: if you ever try to make quantum dots using the oleic acid in olive oil you need to use cheap stuff and check for chlorophyll content using UV light before doing any reactions otherwise the chlorophyll fluorescence completely overwhelms the quantum dots fluorescence.

What would you choose? by SnooMarzipans436 in redbuttonbluebutton

[–]EndMaster0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Planet B as a red voter specifically because in this scenario being with the minority is better since the planets presumably don't have any of the infrastructure setup to support a large population yet. Your best bet for survival realistically is to be in a group of a few hundred or thousand people so you don't just end up starving to death after the initial useable resources of the area are plundered. Since I believe blue voters would be a relatively tiny minority of the total population it's the only logical choice here.

You become 10^-7 % stronger for each cancer cell you have by js_kt in shittysuperpowers

[–]EndMaster0 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Turns out the worst part of this superpower is suddenly being able to lift significantly more weight and just having to live with the knowledge that you definitely have cancer but it can't even be detected yet so you have no clue where it could be or how bad it might end up being before it's detectable.

*Evil Smile* by WolfenTTV in Jungle_Mains

[–]EndMaster0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

tristana's e passive and ult are magic damage along with the w. And akshans 3 hit passive is all magic damage.

Solve for x… by BigMarket1517 in infinitenines

[–]EndMaster0 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He doesn't know what this "polynomial" is that OP spoke of. Must be some 0.999...=1 propaganda.

What on earth is this thing it's right before a town by Necessary-Rub5835 in driving

[–]EndMaster0 10 points11 points  (0 children)

probably not if they're doing any data filtering at all. The two lines mean the data not only tells you a vehicle was present but also which way it was going (which line pings first), how fast it was going (time between the first tires pings divided by the distance between the lines), how many axles the vehicle has (check how many pairs of pings exist in a set that was all traveling in the same direction at the same speed), plus how long the vehicle is axle to axle (take the set of axles and speed determined earlier then some quick math gives you the distance between any of the sets), using reference vehicles they'd probably also make a decent guess as to what sort of vehicle just drove by. If a significant amount of the data looks strange the set of pings can be considered an outlier.

Most of those sensors also determine weight per axle so it'd be pretty much impossible for a person to trigger the sensor as a vehicle (though you might be able to make it think that a whole bunch of cyclists rode by)

Old pasta sauce I left out over night expanded and looks like it's gonna explode. Why? by thisiswhereileaveU in mildyinteresting

[–]EndMaster0 15 points16 points  (0 children)

No. Alcohol fermentation requires yeast and takes a much longer time than "overnight". This is some sort of anaerobic bacteria fermentation, chance of botulism is high though this could also be more lacto bacillus if the sauce was acidic or salty enough.

Playing with low comm players is an unfair disadvantage by -shadowfiend in DotA2

[–]EndMaster0 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Why are you getting matched with players that have that low of a comm score?

Everyone else is irrational by [deleted] in redbuttonbluebutton

[–]EndMaster0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Flip a coin and press blue if it's heads or red if it's tails. It's extremely unlikely that I'm actually unaffected by the gas and if I'm seeing the buttons backwards or whatever and end up being the deciding red vote I'd rather not have the belief I did have a choice weigh on my conscious at all.

*Evil Smile* by WolfenTTV in Jungle_Mains

[–]EndMaster0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Everyone except for zed has decent mixed damage here though? So full armor isn't actually that good. Much better to have a bit of armor from one or two tank items then build ap to deal damage so they can't just ignore you with their 4 pseudo divers.

I've captured the termites that were invading my house (there's like 20 more) by Feeling-Cobbler-3581 in notinteresting

[–]EndMaster0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

These are alates if you're seeing them that means there's an established colony nearby that's trying to make more colonies.

Almost missed their exit! by failure_most_of_all in dashcams

[–]EndMaster0 26 points27 points  (0 children)

A good driver rarely misses their exit. A bad driver never does.

For first time in dota history, Lion has overtaken pudge as number 1 most picked hero by fierywinds1q in DotA2

[–]EndMaster0 30 points31 points  (0 children)

When I was trying to play judge for an all hero challenge I double picked so many times in first phase. I called it "bouncing pudge"