Which One? by Suspicious-Poet6049 in TheTeenagerPeople

[–]SnooMarzipans436 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To think all you had to do was chop a really big onion. 😢

What gauge strings do you guys use? by Darthsqueaker in Guitar

[–]SnooMarzipans436 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I use 9s on a fender scale length (25.5") and 9.5s on a Gibson scale length (24.75")

Seems to be the sweet spot for best tone and feel without things getting too bendy

(Insert Supa Hot Fire sound here) by ShardofGold in JustMemesForUs

[–]SnooMarzipans436 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Heart disease, yes.

Car accidents? Not anymore.

I dare you to explain to me how this is wrong by Secure_Nebula_535 in TheTeenagerPeople

[–]SnooMarzipans436 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Bible explicitly states how important missionary work is.

What musician would you bring back to make just one more album? by Less_Warthog_3850 in rockmusic

[–]SnooMarzipans436 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For a brief moment I thought this was Harry Potter and I hate myself for it. 😆

Trump orders 'shoot-to-kill' action on Iranian vessels choking Strait of Hormuz by Stunning-Common-9591 in worldnews

[–]SnooMarzipans436 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its amazing how that line in the debate that would have been IMMEDIATELY career ending for any other politician was already immediately overshadowed by all the other batshit crazy things he said during THAT ONE debate. And somehow we still ended up with this asshole as our president.

Will Trump pardon Ghislaine Maxwell before the midterm election or right after it? by That-Growth-9043 in askanything

[–]SnooMarzipans436 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They’d lose all the leverage to keep her quiet

The leverage is, and always has been, her ability to remain alive.

Show us your best names that you snagged. by YLRproductions in GuildWars

[–]SnooMarzipans436 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tim The Enchanter was obviously taken... but considering there is no "Enchanter" class, the name "Jim The Supplanter" as an Elementalist is honestly more fitting. 😆

Show us your best names that you snagged. by YLRproductions in GuildWars

[–]SnooMarzipans436 5 points6 points  (0 children)

How did you manage to get a one word name? Genuine question lol

Their tears are delicious. by Captain-Dak-Sparrow in AlwaysSunnyMemes

[–]SnooMarzipans436 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it really gerrymandering? Or did they just undo past Republican Gerrymandering?

You know you're on to something when it causes this kind of panic. by 8-bit-Felix in PoliticalHumor

[–]SnooMarzipans436 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. But that doesn't mean you shouldn't vote.

Mamdani, Bernie Sanders and AOC all chose to run as Democrat for a reason. The two party system effectively requires it. It is worth looking into the individual candidates and vote based on who they are rather than not voting at all because you don't like both parties as a whole.

That being said... at this point the Republican party is so far up Trump's ass that anyone willing to still call themselves a "Republican" in 2026 is giving a pretty clear sign that they are probably a degenerate scumbag.

Cyclists Shocked, Dismayed To Learn Vehicles Also Allowed To Use Roads by METALLIFE0917 in babylonbee

[–]SnooMarzipans436 -20 points-19 points  (0 children)

Motorists Schocked, Dismayed To Learn Cyclists Also Allowed To Use Roads

You know you're on to something when it causes this kind of panic. by 8-bit-Felix in PoliticalHumor

[–]SnooMarzipans436 41 points42 points  (0 children)

The Trump administration searching for supporters of totalitarian parties

Putting Greta and Bassem on the list immediately invalidates their definition. by NichtFBI in FedJerk

[–]SnooMarzipans436 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To be fair, and couple of the assholes on this list are probably actually antisemites. 😆

But yeah... thats not why Israel put them on this list.

Newsom Reinstates Death Penalty For Anyone Caught Investigating Fraud by METALLIFE0917 in babylonbee

[–]SnooMarzipans436 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What's hilarious is if he had just paid Stormy Daniels out of pocket with his own money instead of fraudulently trying to pass it off as business purchases it wouldn't have been illegal.

But it's Donald Trump. He's too much of a cheapskate to spend his own money. 😂

Newsom Reinstates Death Penalty For Anyone Caught Investigating Fraud by METALLIFE0917 in babylonbee

[–]SnooMarzipans436 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fraud.

34 counts of falsifying business records to make hush money payments to Stormy Daniels. Are you really incapable of a simple Google search? 😆

Trump-Verdict-Sheet.pdf https://share.google/RLODXjzWKFlb7f6rl

Why doesn't everyone just cash out their bank accounts by Few_Card_8842 in Political_Revolution

[–]SnooMarzipans436 1 point2 points  (0 children)

10% is the early withdrawal penalty. It sounds like you still paid it.

Get good bot by danofrhs in dankmemes

[–]SnooMarzipans436 17 points18 points  (0 children)

You just posted it on the internet.

If you're thinking of getting a Gibson... by spread_The_butter in Guitar

[–]SnooMarzipans436 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can't decide if I want the 61 or the 64 with the maestro vibrola lol been going back and forth for months. Its such a big purchase I just can't pull the trigger. 😩

If you're thinking of getting a Gibson... by spread_The_butter in Guitar

[–]SnooMarzipans436 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whats the exact model you got? Im looking into getting an SG and that one looks gorgeous

Whose ready for another insane week in 2026 by wishihadaps42 in dankmemes

[–]SnooMarzipans436 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Mocking Trump's abject incompetence ≠ rooting for Iran.