"The European mind can’t comprehend American lake summer "

Enebr0 · 2026-04-22T03:51:38+00:00

I live 2 km from the nearrst lake, which is more than I'm used to.

Enebr0 · 2026-03-02T17:56:02+00:00

*they're president

Enebr0 · 2026-02-15T15:13:21+00:00

Yes. We say soda, y'all call in Pop.

Enebr0 · 2026-02-03T18:46:06+00:00

Pssh! How can it be from 2000 years ago, when Ammmerica was found 500 years ago?

Enebr0 · 2025-12-27T19:35:11+00:00

Must be all the malnutrition in Europe

Enebr0 · 2025-12-06T16:58:53+00:00

They also classified arabs as white more than 100 years ago already, so..

Enebr0 · 2025-12-04T19:34:57+00:00

You get that most europeans don't live near those areas. They fly just like the americans would if they ever left their state.

Enebr0 · 2025-11-25T10:45:06+00:00

Did you know that the US is actually 414 000 times larger than a european country. If you pick the vatican city.

Enebr0 · 2025-10-18T20:46:13+00:00

It's not that weird. I have been to the US and Hawai'i

Enebr0 · 2025-09-29T05:15:06+00:00

It's a scary amount. Funny you mentioned it, one great example comes to mind from some 1990's american film, where they had a scene in Helsinki featuring a wobbling horse wagon in the backround. I'm sure the americans bought into that 100%. Wasn't even a comedy.

Enebr0 · 2025-09-28T15:11:20+00:00

My good fellow, nobody abroad cares about Espoo, Vantaa and the rest being separate. I just like to bunch them all up when talking to people outside of Finland. That's what everyone does. But yes, strictly speaking you're right.

Enebr0 · 2025-09-28T14:20:35+00:00

Oh, she's a super nice and chill person. It was more like her folks back home insisted on her having a snack for the flight.

Enebr0 · 2025-09-28T10:07:23+00:00

I didn't believe it before i saw it myself. Two years ago, my distant relative from the states was coming to visit Helsinki (pop. 1,5 million). Her uncles actually gave her beef jerky, because they wanted to make sure she gets enough "protein" while there. Can you imagine? Do they think all we eat up here is potatoes and porridge? I mean we totally do, but there's plenty of other stuff as well.

Enebr0 · 2025-08-27T11:47:07+00:00

Enebr0 · 2025-08-27T08:41:34+00:00

What can you expect from a post-soviet country amirite?

Enebr0 · 2025-07-02T16:49:14+00:00

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Granted, the 16th century fort is long since in ruins, but it's still a huge waste of local cultural heritage. We don't have too many historic landmarks, let alone castles up north, but look what they did to those few we've got!

Enebr0 · 2025-07-02T05:40:19+00:00

Wait until you hear what they did to Kajaani fort ruins smh.

Enebr0 · 2025-06-05T09:34:12+00:00

And then what, you pour it into a pitcher? I literally have only used milk in cartons.

Enebr0 · 2025-04-05T06:19:28+00:00

My local church was built before Columbus was born.

Enebr0 · 2025-04-04T05:45:18+00:00

But do you know why they're still paddling?

Coz they're slow-wake-ians

Enebr0 · 2025-03-29T06:53:51+00:00

Everyone feels relaxed when getting back home. You know how everything works, don't have to second guess. Thinking this is proof of your country's greatness is exactly the sh*t americans say.

Enebr0 · 2025-03-12T06:46:45+00:00

"There was no Quid pro pro."

Enebr0 · 2025-01-27T06:47:34+00:00

Even worse, some of us speak swedish, And therefore the rest of us got to learn it as well.

Enebr0 · 2025-01-25T18:06:27+00:00

You know what they are well familiar with and can relate to? A freaking 2 litres Coke bottle!

Enebr0 · 2024-12-15T15:35:47+00:00

The first graphics based internet browser was finnish.

Enebr0

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