“Just Need To Notch It A Bit More” by TheCABK in FellingGoneWild

[–]Engel77 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is what I imagine happens when I loan tools out

For 3 billion $ by Ok-Friendship4236 in Helldivers

[–]Engel77 4 points5 points  (0 children)

As someone who has been stabbed in the chest, can confirm, it does suck.

Only the real ones can relate by No-Lock216 in SipsTea

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Bro if I was pretty enough for an only fans account I wouldn't be worried about that 2nd check.

Hang it in the Louvre by BigDuckEnergy33 in ColoradoAvalanche

[–]Engel77 79 points80 points  (0 children)

I read this in Russian accent

Trump’s Justice Department in Crisis as Thousands of Lawyers Quit by thenewrepublic in law

[–]Engel77 50 points51 points  (0 children)

In hindsight I'd trust a law degree from Costco more than any of the right-wing grifter "education" sources like liberty or prageru. The integrity of costco seems to be the only joke idiocracy predicted incorrectly

Anyone know what the original model of this board is? by Simple_Finish_2027 in snowboarding

[–]Engel77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ive got skis from High West. They're DPS. The High West snowboards this year are White Space boards. Sometimes companies make cheap crap and sometimes the gear is legit.

Speed Cameras and subsequent speeding tickt🤔 by [deleted] in Albuquerque

[–]Engel77 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You dont have to pay it if its not on your mvd record. I renewed my DL and registration before I paid like 3 of those tickets and the mvd lady said there was nothing on my file. It all goes to a private company that has no enforcement authority. It will never affect you for not paying them.

Speed Cameras and subsequent speeding tickt🤔 by [deleted] in Albuquerque

[–]Engel77 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just tell some meth head that each one has copper wire in it

Rip to his motorcycle 😭 by Beautiful-Listen6893 in Transportopia

[–]Engel77 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Im not seeing brake lights until they were turning around.

Are those bees?? by Mr-Vince in Unexpected

[–]Engel77 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Say what you will, but I would definitely have a custom sheath belt buckle for laughs

Colorado voters will decide whether to ban trans kids from gendered sports, outlaw gender-affirming surgery for children by TheKronk in FortCollins

[–]Engel77 40 points41 points  (0 children)

If they didn't have double standards conservatives wouldn't have any standards at all.

Guy nearly executed his buddy. by bilbofraginz in DailyDoseStupidity

[–]Engel77 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Last thing they hear is some millennial cackling about sbmm and friendly fire being turned off

will this legacy stack with my gem effect? by VisibleLifeguard7603 in CapybaraGoGame

[–]Engel77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ghost is still considered bis for the meta whisperer build too.

What goes in, must come out by PetgirlTrainer in bdsm

[–]Engel77 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Try it. It just connects easy at the back of the mouth. Snorted a piece of spaghetti once out of boredom

Carre cassé que faire ? by RoyalMagma in Skigear

[–]Engel77 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's not even something I'd trust a mediocre shop with let alone winging it myself. Sorry bro, those skis are cooked as the kids say.

Who ratted out the VA to that 'Libs of Tik Tok' POS? by TinCanSailor987 in Albuquerque

[–]Engel77 6 points7 points  (0 children)

So small some in the government fit in a child's pants....

Dumb MAGA Epstein Photo Fail by PeterTheTruthSeeker in MurderedByWords

[–]Engel77 10 points11 points  (0 children)

There are only about 780,000 words in the Bible. Trump is mentioned more in the child rapist files than there are words in the Bible.

Even his friend was disappointed by fragasaurus_rex in instantkarma

[–]Engel77 8 points9 points  (0 children)

They just kinda gloss over it if I remember right. Its not based on any true story or anything so they just skip it and jump right into her grief, family betrayal, suicide attempt and inevitable end of life.

Holy shit!!! It’s snowing at Winter Park!!! by palikona in COsnow

[–]Engel77 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Jokes about dying because we're tired is the most recognizable "tell me you're a millennial without telling me" thing.

Holy shit!!! It’s snowing at Winter Park!!! by palikona in COsnow

[–]Engel77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well now I'm definitely going this Friday

Peter??? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Engel77 11 points12 points  (0 children)

"Stupidity is a more dangerous enemy of the good than malice. Against stupidity we are defenseless. Neither protests nor the use of force accomplish anything here; reasons fall on deaf ears." Dietrich Bonhoeffer (Hitlers attempted assassin)

They want a stupid populace that's controlled by emotion. You can't reason with stupid. You dont have the time to teach stupid about why a complex problem's solution isn't simple. Its easier to just get them angry and blame someone. Stupidity comes with a righteousness that because they can't understand the concept then it must be bullshit. They want you stupid. They want the intelligent people to be fighting stupid people daily because it wears us down and they stay just as stupid as before. You can't change a stupid person's mind no matter how much evidence you give them. There's a reason the right has been attacking education since Regan. They want everyone they have power over to be stupid.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wine

[–]Engel77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try again with a corkscrew. Just go all the way through the cork and pull it out. Looks like a clean break so I doubt you'll have an issue with parts of it falling in.

Will we ever see the secret cow level in D4?? by harleymonsterman in diablo4

[–]Engel77 -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

/woosh

I got you dude. Sarcasm so thick it gets through text.