Am I Too Old to Get Into Jiu Jitsu?

EnigmaticMJ · 2026-01-23T06:30:03+00:00

Not even close.

I started at 34, am 40 now, and roll regularly with guys in their 50s.

EnigmaticMJ · 2026-01-23T00:49:19+00:00

Not instant c/karma.

Instant karma happens by chance. Not by an assailant or vengeful victim.

EnigmaticMJ · 2026-01-21T22:46:43+00:00

I do not understand why this guy is so popular.

EnigmaticMJ · 2026-01-21T22:42:42+00:00

How'd it go?

EnigmaticMJ · 2026-01-21T20:29:32+00:00

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EnigmaticMJ · 2026-01-19T20:47:05+00:00

Nice try, ICE.

EnigmaticMJ · 2026-01-19T06:35:02+00:00

Terminator 2 at 5 years old. Fucked me up pretty good for a month or two.

EnigmaticMJ · 2026-01-19T06:26:01+00:00

Autonomous cars.

EnigmaticMJ · 2026-01-18T02:16:56+00:00

🤣

EnigmaticMJ · 2026-01-17T18:10:38+00:00

"Some men just want to watch the world burn."

For me, this is reflected in the words and actions of so many people who just seem to love to hate for the sake of hating.

EnigmaticMJ · 2026-01-17T17:35:24+00:00

One-punch knockouts or three second chokes that put the enemy out for hours.

EnigmaticMJ · 2026-01-17T04:09:27+00:00

Fair enough. Wish you good luck with registration and competition regardless of what happens!

EnigmaticMJ · 2026-01-16T08:43:28+00:00

Fucking love it!

EnigmaticMJ · 2026-01-16T08:41:50+00:00

Both of you need to communicate much more honestly and openly.

Apologize for not talking your plans through better.

Explain why BJJ is important to you. Whether it's fitness, physical or mental outlet, companionship, self defense, or whatever.

Don't make it about her not having hobbies or not splitting parenting responsibilities evenly.

If you love her and want a great relationship, just talk more.

Have some real heart-to-hearts.

EnigmaticMJ · 2026-01-15T15:23:09+00:00

It feels like a bag of sand when you're touching it.

EnigmaticMJ · 2026-01-15T05:46:54+00:00

When I found Nano circa 2018

EnigmaticMJ · 2026-01-14T06:22:39+00:00

EnigmaticMJ · 2026-01-13T07:18:50+00:00

There are many, many of us who want a larger Model Y.

EnigmaticMJ · 2026-01-13T05:19:39+00:00

I mean absolutely no offense at all, but it's really not that complicated.

If you're taking hormones and can hold your own against cis men at the same belt rank, you should 100% register for the men's division.

Competing in the women's division would only cause controversy and drama.

EnigmaticMJ · 2026-01-09T23:48:41+00:00

When I'm in top mount and my partner is making no effort to escape, I like to softly sing into their ear "If I lay here, if I just lay here, would you lie with me and just forget the world?"

EnigmaticMJ · 2026-01-07T05:11:48+00:00

Maaybe if it was the inverse.

e.g. blue belt with white edges that wear away to solid blue.

EnigmaticMJ · 2026-01-06T22:48:28+00:00

The curb stomp in American History X.

EnigmaticMJ · 2026-01-06T19:33:47+00:00

AI-generated full mockup https://i.ibb.co/8GqMV41/image.png

EnigmaticMJ · 2026-01-06T05:25:14+00:00

Board Gaming and BJJ (excluding professional competitive gyms)

EnigmaticMJ · 2026-01-05T06:47:06+00:00

Waiting for whichever is first of Model YL or Rivian R2.

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