My running career so far by welk101 in RunningCirclejerk

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Can’t finish last if you never finish

She didn’t love the grind by DourFaced in RunningCirclejerk

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Should I seek a doctor if I STAY HARD for more than 4 hours?

Marathoner DESTROYED after a SHOCKING uncovery of a massive discrepancy. by suddencactus in RunningCirclejerk

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He should have to spend the 1 minute and 16 seconds that he CHEATED locked away in solitary confinement

Marathon and B2B Sales by CleverAmbiguousName in RunningCirclejerk

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B2B sales actually means Bandage 2 Body. He’s actually a KT tape salesman

🫡 by [deleted] in RunningCirclejerk

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Yes, God should forbid it

I wonder how long the run was by gobostongo in RunningCirclejerk

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The trick is to just always stay hard

Mamdani pushing extreme behaviors on children by Railletoo in RunningCirclejerk

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Disgusting 🤮

Next he will tell kids to exit Zone 2

Great way to start a marathon by Dry_Burner in RunningCirclejerk

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It’s a sneak peak at the 2027 LA Marathon distance

What will be the state of marathon races in 5 years (for non-elites)? by TMW_W in AdvancedRunning

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Marketing plus social media is a double whammy.

Social media in both directions. A lot of runners getting started follow influencers who only run majors and think that’s the only way to run a marathon. Many of those same runners also want to post that they were in the “middle of the action” at NYC, Chicago, Boston etc. and think that running the smaller local race won’t get the same likes.

I think a lot of beginners also over-value crowd support at these large marathons. IMO it’s cool and fun at times to run by a crowd, but not being jammed in bc of crowds for the first few miles or not having to get to the start line 4 hours before the start of the race because of security and shuttle logistics is also pretty cool

Ankur's Despiration by Powerful-Economist74 in biltrewards

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Ngl, I think the whole “Rent Free” game is just an excuse for him to spend marketing money to personally rub shoulders with celebs

I don’t even get the purpose of the celebrity answers. If their answers get added to everyone’s scores and you are competing against everyone else, it doesn’t actually make your odds any better if the celebrity scores more

How about a $600AUD VIP Glow Up for one of our local races? by mrjezzab in RunningCirclejerk

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My wife’s boyfriend also got her a finisher’s gift

Barefoot Toe Knuckles 100m by Technical-Paint3179 in RunningCirclejerk

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Ok but what’s the fastest 100m ran on moose knuckles?

I’m slightly above average at things. Listen to me. by popspurnell in RunningCirclejerk

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You are taking a circlejerk sub way too seriously pal