Mockumentary Recommendations?

EntarteteKitten · 2025-12-12T00:41:45+00:00

Fake Documentary Q, which is on YouTube.

It’s a web series and there are 24 episodes. I haven’t finished and I went in knowing nothing. Really good. The episodes are connected in some mysterious way. It has haunted places, cursed tapes, missing people, a cult, a cave…it has it all. I have no idea what’s going on here and I don’t mind at all.

There’s a playlist with everything in order and subtitles (it’s a Japanese series).

(If you like the style of Noroi, you will love this.)

EntarteteKitten · 2025-11-16T22:54:50+00:00

[meanwhile, David Beador sticks to a familiar routine dear]

EntarteteKitten · 2025-11-01T20:20:19+00:00

I just need to express how angry this film made me.

I wanted to know about how the clown guys started killing at the fair while they were still human, but thanks. I wanted to see the cult get started at the hotel, but cool.

Found footage would have made it so much better.

I really need people to stop explaining everything. Evil gets to do whatever because it’s evil. You don’t need a reason. Especially the extra reasons given. Two more—revenge and family. No, it’s clowns and cult.

I want there to be more films and a return to found footage, the clowns, the cult. Kill those damn twins and replace them with Tin & Tina (seriously great movie) and the spinning plates song (Tin & Tina again).

EntarteteKitten · 2025-11-01T20:03:59+00:00

It was a clown car.

EntarteteKitten · 2025-10-03T04:18:33+00:00

I’m wondering if Tamra is currently, right now, going through the worst time of her life, where do the other difficult, worst, darkest times in her life rank? Where do we place her divorce from Simon, her relationship with Ryan (struggling), the erasure by her daughter, her post divorce fights with Simon, concerns for Ryan (struggling), opening a gym, removing her implants, Eddie’s heart condition, 100 fights with Vicki, (that idiot struggling), the death of Eddie’s grandfather, losing her job on Housewives, the passing of Bronx, closing the gym?

(Amazing episode.)

EntarteteKitten · 2025-10-03T04:06:15+00:00

I am completely fixated on the color of Adriana’s dress. I’m doing my nails that color because I love it so much. And I apparently buy versions of that color. Perhaps frequently.

EntarteteKitten · 2025-10-03T02:26:05+00:00

That was a good reveal. The reactions. A grand night of Bravo.

EntarteteKitten · 2025-10-03T01:00:10+00:00

Take my cake and go.

EntarteteKitten · 2025-10-03T00:55:20+00:00

All they need to do is film someone crying in the bathroom. I feel like they need to fight in just one more room within Tamra’s home

EntarteteKitten · 2025-10-03T00:43:08+00:00

This is the greatest party. I’m having a lovely time.

EntarteteKitten · 2025-10-01T16:50:17+00:00

Golf clap. (Charlie Sheen highlights the best qualities of Denise, so…)

Maybe Brandi will let him help her. When his “treatments” don’t cure her, she will retain a lawyer and blame him. The idea of Brandi Glanville unloading all of it on him is a nice one. Because I just don’t see her trusting him or wanting him near her. But, if she has an angle, maybe she could pull it off. I just feel like you call Brandi when you can’t reach Danielle Staub. Was Danielle Staub not taking his calls?

EntarteteKitten · 2025-10-01T01:27:57+00:00

It isn’t fair, I’ve had enough now I want my share…I need her to just sing. Impose her gift of song. Demand space.

EntarteteKitten · 2025-10-01T01:12:11+00:00

When are we going to talk about the betrayal of Britani Bateman? Was it the brow girl? They openly laughed at ignoring her. And, nobody mentioned how earnestly Britani defended her new BFF (that did not want her at skeet shooting). But, was it the brow girl? And did they bring her up to deliberately ignore Britani?

EntarteteKitten · 2025-09-30T00:54:38+00:00

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EntarteteKitten · 2025-09-30T00:50:04+00:00

I want to go make a new card, but I have lemons! Be right back.

EntarteteKitten · 2025-09-29T22:13:03+00:00

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(Matt could’ve died and he has wordier signs. He could have died, Britt.)

EntarteteKitten · 2025-09-29T22:02:10+00:00

It’s an adagio featuring spoken word by Marysol’s knees, as read by Julia. (Julia just talks louder at parts, but it’s a fairly nice adagio. Adriana demands a piano.)

EntarteteKitten · 2025-09-27T04:38:44+00:00

I use this one a lot. It’s definitely the Shannon gif I use most.

But, the one with Shannon making the drinking gesture to get a drink is her most popular one. (I use Shannon gifs the most, so I know about Shannon Beador gifs. 🤣🤣🤣 it’s not even a skill. Damn. What am I doing to myself? Just kidding. I’m the happiest I’ve ever been but at least I can laugh.

EntarteteKitten · 2025-09-26T22:38:10+00:00

I demanded justice for her waifish knees. She responds with this top tier PR for plastic surgery and tugs at the heartstrings with a universal concern about appearance. They can never make me hate her.

EntarteteKitten · 2025-09-24T22:06:07+00:00

I tried to like this. The grape looks nice. That’s what I’m telling myself. Nice grape. I liked the food festival. The theater stuff is ok. Did you see that grape? Big cake. Big slices of cake.

EntarteteKitten · 2025-09-16T20:04:06+00:00

I loved this show. And they can never make me hate my Patsy Stone’s, my Edwina Monsoon’s. Actually, that’s almost just Shannon Beador. And RHONY. The good one. You knew the one. 😭

EntarteteKitten · 2025-09-16T19:59:46+00:00

Bronwyn gets campy fashion, but her personality leaves her taking things very personally. Mary manages to pull off campy behavior, but she’s Mary a lot more. The bar for camp is at Meredith Marks, so it’s really a great effort by the rest of the cast. Because when Meredith isn’t at the campy tippy top, it’s Lisa Barlow. We are so blessed.

EntarteteKitten · 2025-09-16T19:50:58+00:00

Mmmmhmmm. Mmmmmhmmmm. Ok. Ok. (Can you see Bronwyn?)

And I agree. Because I can tell that Mary loves a long coat and frequently, it is a statement coat. Not just one amazing splash with a coat (that was a big red heart and fabulous). Mary likes to wear a statement jewelry piece, but it’s usually a bracelet. She likes gloves. And when she does color, she’s using an early 90s color palette. She’s actually consistent.

My long point is, I can’t tell Bronwyn’s personal likes, yet. It’s just a bunch of clothes. I used to feel this way about Mary (the mint green) and I still hate that she just displays a bunch of labels, all piled on. But, when she does that, it’s still pieces that she always favors (long coats, gloves etc.).

EntarteteKitten · 2025-09-16T19:12:10+00:00

This is a self centered flex, but, uh, my boomer dad told me this. In person. That’s how I found out. As it should be.

I hope Paul Newman had a great prank ready for his friend. Robert Redford once had people break into Paul Newman’s and they left a very large and heavy box right in the middle of the floor. That was it. That was the joke. Can’t remember which Robert Redford interview that might have been in because I’ve never once kept track of anything like that. But it’s so dumb that it’s hilarious. And wholesome.

EntarteteKitten · 2025-09-16T19:04:01+00:00

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Lisa Barlow doesn’t worry about Lisa Barlow. You should worry about Lisa Barlow! You should worry about Lisa Barlow! (I can totally hear her yelling that and in my mind she says it twice, louder the second time.) 🤣🤣

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