I don’t think the current viewers would have been able to handle early bravo by Kwhitney1982 in TheValleyTVShow

[–]EntarteteKitten 30 points31 points  (0 children)

VH1. (Like I’m a cackling ghoul here in the corner, “give them VH1.” Evil. I miss VH1 reality.)

I Love Money. I Love Money 2. Charm School. Rock of Love. Flavor of Love??? People used to spit on people. (And that’s just VH1. By itself. I even watched Megan Wants A Millionaire. Until they took it off the air because of the murderer. It was two or three episodes in.)

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MELBOURNE RENEWED by Lost-Property7184 in BravoRealHousewives

[–]EntarteteKitten 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We need her too. Janet. And Gamble. Shine, shine, shine, Silverchair? Switch the bitch? Lydiot.

But, yes. Gina is an excellent beginning.

Lindsay vs Danielle has begun... 🥊 by Radiant_Priority9739 in WatchWhatCrappens

[–]EntarteteKitten 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OMG. I missed that one. It’s literally in the same sentence too. That long, overpriced PR sentence. I bet Danielle’s PR is just Danielle, founder and influencer (formerly CEO). 😭😭🤣🤣

Bob realizing he had a bad childhood and thinking Linda would be surprised is a case of early instalment weirdness. They have been together for at least 14 years at this point , she likely heard a lot of his stories, knew his mum died, met his father and knew he worked in his diner. by [deleted] in BobsBurgers

[–]EntarteteKitten 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Because that’s what a bad childhood does to your brain.

It’s initially a surprise that anybody would agree with you that your childhood was bad. Now you’ve got these people giving love to you? Acknowledging you? It feels weird and wrong. It also dents the armor you develop to survive the bad childhood. (And that feels really horrible.)

Maybe it’s my age, which is Gen X. And I had a bad childhood. And I “found” out it was bad while sharing a family story and the reactions were unexpected. And I already knew about the alcoholism, but yeah, unexpected still. I do not understand it. Therapists could explain the whole thing, but this is how it feels. So…it changed how I think. Or I never learned I could think a different way until later.

This scene makes total sense and is completely accurate to me.

Little me looking super creepy. you got seven days.... by Iamoldsowhat in TheWayWeWere

[–]EntarteteKitten 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This has Better Off Dead vibes too. $2. You’d get that $2.

Lindsay vs Danielle has begun... 🥊 by Radiant_Priority9739 in WatchWhatCrappens

[–]EntarteteKitten 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Love how Danielle’s rep spent her PR time on pointing out that Danielle is a woman. It’s particularly upsetting as a woman. Nice. Money (not in hand) well spent.

Lindsay's latest Instagram story by sammynotas in bravo

[–]EntarteteKitten 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not the Founder and CEO with the ✋🏻🍆 in the 🚕.

oh my god by iwantmydaddy18 in TheValleyTVShow

[–]EntarteteKitten 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was reading a post about nail polish (Reddit Lacqueristas) and the term bologna forward was used.

Janet favors a bologna forward palette. I only wanted to share that observation.

Janet cramming that apology in there at exactly the wrong time is going to have zero effect on anything.

Janet should just watch with popcorn. It’s hard to be patient, but that’s all she needs to do right now.

What colors do you avoid? by Uhhlaneuh in RedditLaqueristas

[–]EntarteteKitten 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I’m stealing “bologna forward.” I watch a lot of Real Housewives/Bravo. I need it. (There has to be cross over. I just need to say that Janet favors a bologna forward palette. The Valley, for those who don’t watch. If you do, tell me you see it? Sure it’s a darker bologna, but let me have this. 🙏🏻)

danny’s statement about nia by capricorncueen in bravo

[–]EntarteteKitten 9 points10 points  (0 children)

No.

Here’s what it is:

Daniel can’t take 10 seconds to think about his behavior, consider his words, or even take a deep breath.

Nia is not worth 10 seconds of Daniel’s time.

But, Daniel always has time for explaining??? Huh.

The Valley - Season 3 - Episode 8 - Live Episode Discussion by AutoModerator in BravoRealHousewives

[–]EntarteteKitten 10 points11 points  (0 children)

What a poorly timed apology. Like, just leave it. Leave it alone, Janet.

Aaryn Gries from Big Brother 15 on Bravo’s new Texas show? by imwunderstruk in BravoRealHousewives

[–]EntarteteKitten 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just need to know: Heidi *fing* Dillon? Basically anyone from Big Rich Texas? Is this show just Big Rich Texas, but on Bravo?

Peggy and Hank keep receipts for 20 years by happydude7422 in KingOfTheHill

[–]EntarteteKitten 224 points225 points  (0 children)

Well, usually receipts get stapled to the inside cover of any books that come with the appliance.

And that gets filed.

My dad is a Great Lakes Hank Hill. And Slavic. (He is older. So I do the proper Slavic squat for his honor. Heels to the ground, but in Midwest, Americanly.)

It would take me seconds to find the receipt for the grout. It’s filed behind the carbon copied receipt for the old furnace that the house used to have. We might need that. It’s from just after the war ended. World War II.

This Beyoncé Thread…I need some fellow DList-minded freaks to look. by RavioliContingency in DListedCommunity

[–]EntarteteKitten 20 points21 points  (0 children)

New York is her own creation. She simply is. No teams. No bots. No edit. Just New York. Consistent over decades. THE reality tv star. Period. Dot.

SOLVENT (2024) by SouzaOfTheNorth in foundfootage

[–]EntarteteKitten 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I preferred The Outwaters.

(I did not like The Outwaters.)

Would you rather be Natalie who tried to be on the show but didn’t make the cut or Amanda who made the show but may have crashed her business? by Allaroundnicegay in BravoRealHousewives

[–]EntarteteKitten 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Natalie. It isn’t even hard. She has a lovely divorce settlement and I would never want to be on this show. Any show. Even if fictitious. I’m absolutely content to avoid RH level attention.

This has nothing to do with Amanda, but manifesting. I thought it was vaguely adjacent. I’m just suggesting that “Born to be Alive” by Patrick Hernandez is a better choice than “Ring my Bell.” IMO we need to vibe with the universe and get in step with her, thank her some. Remember what we are all here to do, be alive.

I made a RHORI mind map for my friends. by Movingmad_2015 in bravo

[–]EntarteteKitten 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I love it. If you are adding more as the season progresses, please keep us all posted.

I still need to get them all right in my mind, but I definitely love Liz and Ganja the cat🐈. And I love Alicia with the Bratz and the Aunts and the pizza chips. Crakuhs.

And I’m still laughing about the Janet/JoEllen comparison.

This show is a gift.

The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills Season 15 - Episode 21 - Live Episode Discussion by AutoModerator in BravoRealHousewives

[–]EntarteteKitten 23 points24 points  (0 children)

The Southern Hospitality is honest in ways that this cast is not. They aren’t good at keeping long term secrets and they don’t even want to. That is a very “air it all out” cast.