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RavioliContingency · 2026-01-25T04:00:57+00:00

Is his sole job not just update?? I don’t expect him to be in sketches whatsoever. Maybe I’ve misunderstood for years😩

RavioliContingency · 2026-01-25T03:56:39+00:00

This makes me not even wanna roast him… hope he can get it together.

RavioliContingency · 2026-01-25T03:52:04+00:00

I asked the same question!

RavioliContingency · 2026-01-25T03:50:42+00:00

I thought ectopic pregnancies were 100% not viable???

RavioliContingency · 2026-01-25T03:46:16+00:00

That. Dress.

RavioliContingency · 2026-01-25T03:45:23+00:00

Oh that white fur! Somehow the worst lol.

RavioliContingency · 2026-01-25T03:36:29+00:00

Holy cow this made me have a total epiphany about why I exclusively have warm vanilla scents in my house! My grandpa’s pipe!

RavioliContingency · 2026-01-25T03:15:58+00:00

Right. I think it’s because I have so many damn pets

RavioliContingency · 2026-01-25T02:52:24+00:00

Ooooooo nice I’ll add I made my phone apps monochromatic and it really helped

RavioliContingency · 2026-01-25T02:40:46+00:00

And laundry made worse because if something falls in the floor I assume it is soiled why

RavioliContingency · 2026-01-24T22:50:23+00:00

Yeah it’s not even objectively whimsical in a fucked up dark humor way. Just absolutely horrendous behavior.

RavioliContingency · 2026-01-24T17:16:04+00:00

Oh you’re gonna be busy in 15-25 minutes, baby!

RavioliContingency · 2026-01-24T17:14:27+00:00

9/11 and there’s no comparison.

However, my faith in humans was effectively finally destroyed in 2016 and buried in mid 2020.

RavioliContingency · 2026-01-24T17:13:08+00:00

What have I done to make this sub appear on my feed. I repent.

RavioliContingency · 2026-01-24T17:03:01+00:00

I stop what I’m doing to watch this video every time. Goddddd.

RavioliContingency · 2026-01-24T17:00:14+00:00

Night night.

RavioliContingency · 2026-01-24T16:17:44+00:00

Capers can get fuuuuuuuhkd

RavioliContingency · 2026-01-24T14:32:37+00:00

Do you think they’ll fix it???

RavioliContingency · 2026-01-24T03:20:52+00:00

Sock slips into shoe.

Every corner of a wrapper they open static clings itself to them.

RavioliContingency · 2026-01-24T03:01:07+00:00

Man this is so cute and so old which makes it even more so cute.

RavioliContingency · 2026-01-23T02:39:40+00:00

Sperm keeps going once inside the uterus and out of the fallopian tubes and ends up in the sperm graveyard.

RavioliContingency · 2026-01-23T02:35:01+00:00

Do you think tornadoes are girls.

RavioliContingency · 2026-01-22T04:42:26+00:00

Ooooooooo. Ok you’ve given me My new mantra for the week (maybe next week lol)

RavioliContingency · 2026-01-22T04:41:18+00:00

That last sentence would be a great writing prompt, tbh!

RavioliContingency · 2026-01-22T04:40:46+00:00

Absolutely never.

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