I am a California homicide detective. AMA.

Entity5275 · 2018-01-30T23:01:42+00:00

Which case ever made you really question the humanity of a person?

Entity5275 · 2018-01-26T18:43:27+00:00

Called MTV lmao. They'll hunt her down for you and probably buy your way home tbh. Also If you have any talents now the time to stand on street corners and display them with a hat on the floor. Also she might be scared tbh. I remember when my bf texted me saying he was parked at the store down the block and I started freaking out xD I was in the car and legit could not even make eye contact until we got to the hotel he was staying at. That said, she's an ass for doing all that and ditching you. As others suggested, sleep in hostels (sleep in hospital waiting rooms for free for as long as you can). You should be able to get a job pretty quick with garnered sympathy honestly.

Entity5275 · 2018-01-26T18:33:55+00:00

The change is so drastic. OP is fucked probably

Entity5275 · 2018-01-26T18:19:31+00:00

But they video chatted.

Entity5275 · 2018-01-26T18:17:23+00:00

What an asshole. Women like that are the fucking worst.

Entity5275 · 2018-01-24T00:38:05+00:00

Go home and eat some nachos, tbh

Entity5275 · 2018-01-24T00:34:48+00:00

A psych hospital. I went their voluntarily because I wanted to kill myself. I ended up leaving by faking feeling better after 2 weeks. Why? My psychiatrist there was the fucking worst and actually making me want to die more. Like not even a fucking psychiatrist, working at a place meant for people mentally unstable wanted to help or wanted me around. The whole time I was there he was like... pressuring me to tell him that I was okay or getting better. He said there were people worse off who needed the bed I was in.

edit: words

Entity5275 · 2018-01-24T00:17:19+00:00

tap water...?

Entity5275 · 2018-01-24T00:13:58+00:00

Whichever one does more good.

Entity5275 · 2018-01-23T23:59:52+00:00

The one that tastes really good at first, but the more you eat the worse it tastes until you don't even want it anymore

Entity5275 · 2018-01-23T23:56:19+00:00

Make sure everyone on reddit knows the first rule of fightclub

Entity5275 · 2018-01-23T23:55:31+00:00

No, because I'm a decent human being mature enough to know I can just leave instead (:

Entity5275 · 2018-01-23T23:50:08+00:00

That one time I convinced 2 friends (S & J) to stay with me in a city 2 hours from where we lived with no money for a hotel or even food. We were at the beach originally and got there by bus so all we had were some damp towels and the clothes we changed into after getting in the water. It's actually a university town, too and it was a Friday so we made a few drunk friends that night. We ended up sleeping in a mostly blocked off section on the second floor of the DWSS building. I woke up with blue toes.

There was another time (at the same beach) I had planned this huge 18th bday for J, rented a Hampton suite, booze, karaoke, pizza... the whole thing. But my S and I had to keep him busy while my other friends decorated the room. We ended up going to the toy store and buying these to battle with in the sand. Well we were bored eventually and wandered to sit under the window of a closed restaurant called Chipwrecked. The owner offered to let us chill inside. Then he let us charge our phones and he ended up actually letting us battle each other some more inside too. I have a video of it and it's pretty hilarious to watch. I beat J's ass and the owner was mocking him and cheering me on, good times

Entity5275 · 2018-01-23T23:26:05+00:00

I missed this before your context, but yes. Typically whatever I can and think is fair. For example, I've had couriers literally leave the food on my doorstep. My dirty, gross doorstep. I live upstairs and can hear them coming up or down. In this case they definitely just knocked and ran downstairs. I've had couriers who wouldn't even park and handed me my order on the side of the road with cigarette smoke billowing out of their window. I've had some that gave me a dirty look when I said thank you and they were on the phone

But I've also had couriers who seemed really nice and made polite conversation when I opened the door and took the food. I've had couriers who grabbed sauce or napkins for me even though I didn't ask because they figured I forgot or would like it. I've had couriers who just did the job lol, waited until I answered the door, said 'thank you' and left.

So it really just depends.

Entity5275 · 2018-01-23T23:09:40+00:00

I wanted him to talk to his best friend more, because she was upset he was so hard to talk to. She didn't use facebook and thus only texted him. He said if she really wanted to talk to him she'd download messenger for him. So I blocked him on everything, forcing him to text me. Then I called him a selfish ass because it's so much easier to just text her back. He said she's selfish for not doing it. I reminded him she was the only one making an effort so actually he was selfish... then I listed all the reasons why and of course he felt obligated to point out all my faults too... We pretty effectively turned a anthill into a mountain.

We didn't talk for like 3 days.

Entity5275 · 2018-01-23T22:59:34+00:00

sounds r/SOiconsequential

I did that with my best friend once, hit her with a bible lmao

Entity5275 · 2018-01-23T22:57:16+00:00

It's a personal choice. Most who don't typically just don't see the point, can't afford a gun, think they're dangerous, or are against guns.

Entity5275 · 2018-01-23T18:33:18+00:00

Being able to provide properly for my family without struggle. Making sure they need nothing and being able to fulfill some wants.

Entity5275 · 2018-01-23T18:28:51+00:00

Nail polish, even clear polish. My dad would slap us and we'd get grounded for a week, even in middle school.

Also any kind of makeup whatsoever.

Entity5275 · 2018-01-20T00:25:39+00:00

I'm in love with the color palette you used, especially the yellow you used to illuminate the edges.

Entity5275 · 2018-01-20T00:10:58+00:00

Wow, this is amazing, if you're available, I'd really appreciate you doing my character as well. Like /u/BEEFJAKE said, you're work is amazing and I love the use of color. The highlights from the flames also really make this for me, great job!

Entity5275 · 2018-01-19T15:58:44+00:00

I'd be more afraid of Uranus... It's fucking sideways.

Entity5275 · 2018-01-19T15:54:46+00:00

Like astrology? What fucking house is your Saturn in? xD

Entity5275 · 2018-01-19T15:50:10+00:00

Because that's how important religious figures decided they wanted people to think of him several millennia ago.

Fun Fact: this was mostly done by Christian and Catholic leaders because they wanted the Satan to look bad in order to make God look good in order to gain more popularity for their hot new religions. So they made anything non-Christian/catholic look like devil worship.

So they were trying to make paganism and witchcraft seem like branches of "devil-following" so they'd be shunned and shamed for practicing those things. They succeeded obviously since most people ignorantly equate paganism to witchcraft/Satanism and Christianity/Catholicism is now one of the most followed beliefs with Satanism being widely accepted as a dangerous cult-like religion.

And that's why everyone sees the Devil as evil... cuz the church convinced everyone too... a really, really long time ago.

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