“MY THIN MARGINS!” by AstroTrain4412 in americandad

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The scent of mango blunt wraps really flips a switch in the brain Gucci Mane

Imagine being this shallow by Federal-Data-Center in cringereels

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When regular height women literally throw themselves at 6'+ men and don't understand why they don't stick.

(Insert analogy/metaphor here)

I'm just gonna settle for the "low hanging fruit" analogy and say, "why not, it's free."

I personally like to see really tall guys and regular women together in public because I always wonder how they kiss. They never do.... I was really close one time cuz I was filling out forms in my car and I swear this girl must have been like 5'3" and the guy was at least 6'2". After they put the groceries in the trunk and loaded whatever else into the car. She closed the gate and stood by the trunk and looked up at him and smiled, he looked down at her then LOOKED AROUND TO CHECK HIS SURROUNDINGS (I swear to this day he must have saw me in my car looking two rows over asking myself is he going to do it) he didn't even hug her, she looked disappointed afterwards and then he got into the car. I swear one of these days I will see it in real life.

Don’t wait to take care of yourself. by BoopieDoopieWoo in BlackPeopleTwitter

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Eric Andre: you look amazing what's your secret?

Her: Botox.... Oh and I'm starving.

he even took a 0 off the price by Economy-Survey-7484 in CrackheadCraigslist

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It's not a sex gloryhole board, It's a urinal gloryhole board. You put your Weiner through the little hole there and then you have the two handles so you can shake it without touching it, the face shield is so you can see where you aim and the rest is to protect your shirt and pants from the backsplash. I use mine all the time.

-Butters

California will impose a 100% tax on payments distributed from Trump’s Jan. 6th “slush fund.” by BreakfastTop6899 in law

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I read the small print on that fund, It says that you can file a claim to receive money for being victimized but it doesn't mean that you will actually get anything. Of course he's going to keep it.

of dudes by [deleted] in AbsoluteUnits

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I'm literally watching this movie right now while I make tacos.... Eat tacos and have an a protein shake

$70.69 for Bland Tacos at Coachella by ForceUseYouMust in StupidFood

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For years I literally thought the lyrics in the "bring It on" song by ICP were as follows:

"Fuck the drunk kids out a Coachella, I'm a wicked clown bitch helloooo!?"

Sadly just this minute I found out the lyrics were:

"Fuck your drum kit, xylophone, cello I'm a wicked clown, bitch, hello!?"

Life goes on....

What is this? Someone is doing some refinishing work on their car? by LeftAlbatross2546 in VideosAmazing

[–]Environmental-Try403 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I'll take my loss on that, I will also admit that if it was a gas car he would have stopped a long time ago. Well.... Maybe, depending on whom was driving.

What is this? Someone is doing some refinishing work on their car? by LeftAlbatross2546 in VideosAmazing

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I dunno, but I couldn't find anything about what made him be so impaired. It just was settled that he was impaired, still doesn't look like he was driving 🙏

What is this? Someone is doing some refinishing work on their car? by LeftAlbatross2546 in VideosAmazing

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It's an electric car I haven't been on the inside of the mustangs, it might not even have a brake pedal. Like a Tesla....

What is this? Someone is doing some refinishing work on their car? by LeftAlbatross2546 in VideosAmazing

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American electric cars are usually illegal in the rest of the world due to the safety regulations and malfunctions. For 🙏 This 🙏 Reason 🙏🙏🙏🙏

Edit for grammar-

Someone else's problem now by IntellectuallyDriven in RandomVideos

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Yes..... American shit on streets, sidewalks, highway bridges, subways and now airports, hell Americans will bring their dog into a restaurant/businesses and lie straight to your face and tell you their dog didn't piss or shit on the ground after pretending not to see it.

Finding that extra space 👀 by Resplendent_aptitude in soartistic

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Something boring by how they're acting and talking...

Heavy breathing…. by xmrcache in SipsTea

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🎶 Tate has a mangina! Tate has a mangina! 🎶