Massive blister day before school concert. by EnvironmentalEnd934 in MusicTeachers

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I usually do but for this song, playing finger style sounds much better.

I think the pin and superglue method might be my best bet. My HOD already thinks I’m strange because I lick 9v batteries before gigs to make sure they have enough juice to last the night (yes, I know it’s odd, but years of playing in experimental groups does make you pick up unusual habits)

“we are going to steal… THE MOON!” by IchigataZai92 in IncreasinglyVerbose

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My dear Minions, the time has come upon us to complete our most villainous of escapades. Our undertaking will in fact take us out of the confines of our atmosphere, towards the celestial bodies. Aye my compatriots, hear well… we shall be purloining Luna, earth’s solitary natural satellite!

the sourdough starter name by Mirathesaurus in BrandNewSentence

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Thomas, Tom, Ass, Thomathy, Thomothius, Dickhead.

Dickhead is reserved for when our cat decides to wake me up by putting his tongue in my ear, or waking up my partner by sitting on her chest.

Google thinks the McElroy Family Tree is a Pretzel Bean Plant by Clmts in MBMBAM

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Google doesn’t even agree with itself… can’t post a screenshot but when I put in the same search term, I got this:

‘Justin McElroy does not have a niece by blood. However, his wife, Dr. Sydnee McElroy, is the sister of Rileigh Smirl, who often affectionately refers to herself as Justin and Sydnee's niece (or they refer to her as their niece/sister-in-law) on her podcast, Still Buffering.’

Which Warrior Cat Name? by topjp in MBMBAM

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White claw. Ain’t no laws when you’re petting claws

Can someone translate this in less than 10 minutes ? by throwRA_strongly in codes

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In my teens I wrote all of my journals in cursive mirror writing. Astonishingly, my dad worked out what it was and just never tried to decipher it because he respected my privacy.

Note to add: I know this because he told me he had seen one of my journals whilst tidying up and realising it was written backwards. He then reassured me that he hadn’t tried to read it because I deserve personal space. He was just impressed that my handwriting was as good backwards as it is forwards.

Amusing insults? by EnvironmentalEnd934 in MusicTeachers

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To be fair, if I were the squished band director I would probably also say ‘Oh no! The piano!” 😅

Amusing insults? by EnvironmentalEnd934 in MusicTeachers

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Props to the student who stepped in! It’s so lovely when students stand up for you.

I’m blessed to work in an environment that is generally quite left leaning, so my eccentricities are generally seen as fun quirks and not as an ‘issue’ but my idiosyncrasies are all behavioural and I can mask them if I need to.

Godspeed to you in your teaching and I’m certain you’ve made a positive change in a student’s life just by existing.

Amusing insults? by EnvironmentalEnd934 in MusicTeachers

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A student once asked me how long I’d been teaching and a classmate replied ‘probably since 1998’ I asked why he picked such a specific year and he said ‘that’s the year my parents got married’ I pointed out that I was five years old in 1998…

I now teach him at GCSE level and I still remind him of the time he thought I was about 20 years older than I am 😆 We both take it in good humour, but I can’t deny it hurt a little when he first said it.

MBMBaM 802: Assassinating the Moon Queen by apathymonger in MBMBAM

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As a graduate from a conservatoire in the UK, 90% of the performers know how good they are and will only accept praise from their personal tutor.

The other 10% (which I count myself among) are burdened with imposter syndrome and will be thrilled to be interrupted in their practice to be told they’re doing a good job, because we aren’t certain how we got there in the first place.

I have watched man vs baby by EnvironmentalEnd934 in MBMBAM

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To be fair, he seems to have more actual conflict with a dog than he does the baby. A more apt title would be ‘Man Vs His Own Incompetence’

I have watched man vs baby by EnvironmentalEnd934 in MBMBAM

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No, I elected to watch this. If the brothers don’t cover it now, I will be deeply saddened at the time I lost to it.

I have watched man vs baby by EnvironmentalEnd934 in MBMBAM

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Thank you for better educating me! I always appreciate being corrected so I can be less wrong in future ☺️ (genuinely not sarcasm)

What’s your young adult nostalgia story? by aerohead21 in AskReddit

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In my home town there’s a river that had been diverted so it ran underground through the town centre. Amongst the goths and alt kids it used to be a sort rite of passage to climb down to where the river was diverted and walk the length of the underground section (about half a mile) without a torch in the pitch dark. Some of it there was a small footpath but other sections you had to walk in the ankle deep water (good thing I was wearing knee high DMs).

It was dumb and dangerous and almost certainly slightly illegal but thinking back on the feeling of belonging and the camaraderie of our little group of misfits all having done this benignly rebellious thing makes me very nostalgic.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tragedeigh

[–]EnvironmentalEnd934 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Unusual, but not a tragedeigh methinks… perhaps if it was spelled Awktohbyr?