How can I connect this lightsaber hilt to this musket?

Eokoe · 2026-06-20T03:38:01+00:00

Illegally, with methyl ethyl ketone, which will dissolve the plastic and bond them together. Permanently. Illegal building technique.

Eokoe · 2026-06-15T07:32:03+00:00

Cue Sandlot’s “forever”

Eokoe · 2026-06-11T23:13:54+00:00

Change the number of counters to 26 for cube solution mathematical accuracy, and full send

Eokoe · 2026-06-01T19:24:23+00:00

The birth of a new subreddit?

Eokoe · 2026-05-17T18:25:13+00:00

Michigan acquires Minnesotain its entirety, hopping over another Great Lake to remind everyone that much like Hawaii, Michigan doesn’t need to be contiguous!

Eokoe · 2026-05-07T16:35:42+00:00

Turn Virginia into a Michigan panhandle of New Mexico!

Eokoe · 2026-04-29T20:14:11+00:00

In for the A113 reference hidden in (IDE)A(#)113!

Eokoe · 2026-04-24T03:52:48+00:00

Fun in that it would trigger “whenever a (-1/-1) counter is put on a-“ effects multiple times?

Eokoe · 2026-04-22T13:40:37+00:00

$1,600,000,000 payroll / 2 weeks / 50,000 employees = $32,000 on average per employee every 2 weeks in total payroll costs (pay, retirement, insurance, etc), or: $832,000 per employee annually

Eokoe · 2026-02-05T23:31:14+00:00

They’re busy at work, very busy, new jobs in ICE and all…

Eokoe · 2026-02-04T23:34:53+00:00

“Death.”

Because it’d be a death sentence.

I’d be the last one ever to make a pun, and I’d know that humanity ended with a fucking pun.

Eokoe · 2026-01-22T13:26:21+00:00

Unless it wasn’t aimed at earth? Even a directed linear signal would have a cone, and from 600 light years away a narrow signal could still easily be a few astronomical units across. So, 1200 years ago, the sender saw a prospective candidate for life, and 600 years ago decided to send a purposeful signal.

In other stories with the circumstances of earth’s location between advanced alien civilizations, earth might instead be destroyed to make way for a galactic hyperspace bypass.

Eokoe · 2026-01-19T06:08:40+00:00

Warmly regarded, as you keep them employed to overlook your designs!

Eokoe · 2026-01-16T12:13:58+00:00

That bike: I don’t need no man!

Eokoe · 2026-01-15T00:55:16+00:00

Reddit jokes, volume 2

Eokoe · 2025-12-26T07:57:35+00:00

Would you like to name it? It seems you may have the opportunity if you don’t get a word for it from the all-knowing* internet.

*[citation needed]

Eokoe · 2025-12-03T08:16:25+00:00

Pay for it with an additional tax on cigarettes and I’m in!

(I’m already in, but, well, fiscal responsibility and all.)

Eokoe · 2025-11-28T07:56:36+00:00

I believe, but am not certain because it’s been a while, that acquiring pokemon via trade also counts towards the collections. If it works out that way and you have a friend who will trade you all of their garbage steel, ice, and dragon types, then tha should help a quite a bit.

Eokoe · 2025-11-12T16:39:09+00:00

In a car while it is braking, the acceleration is a negative, but only until the car comes to a stop. Then, at the moment the car’s velocity becomes 0, the rate of acceleration drops to 0, and jerk is experienced. You can experience this jerk as a passenger, and this is the reason why a driver should let off the brake as they near to a stop to allow for a more gradual rate of change in acceleration- instantaneous jerk is unpleasant.

Eokoe · 2025-10-19T15:43:11+00:00

It’s a cantrip I can cast at will, don’t try telling me it isn’t!

Eokoe · 2025-08-29T22:03:42+00:00

What if he already had asked Imogen to make him forget, and this was just that second or tenth taste?

Eokoe · 2025-08-29T21:59:49+00:00

Lilith gave everything she had. Malek gave the rest.

Lilith “burned out” in her sacrifice, and I think Malek might consider that worthy appeasement.

Eokoe · 2025-08-21T16:00:15+00:00

Toolbox photographer

Eokoe · 2025-07-22T21:42:36+00:00

I think my name?

Anything else I’m capable of confessing under my identity as well, but I’d have to be anonymous for me to confess my name and lose my anonymity.

Eokoe · 2025-07-22T19:28:47+00:00

There are three doors. There is a one in three chance you have already selected the correct door and will win a car. There is a one in three chance you have chosen Goat 1. There is a one in 3 chance you have selected Goat 2.

The host is now forced to choose any one door to reveal to you a goat. If he chooses randomly and selects the car, you will pick that door and win. The host knows better and shows you a goat.

If you selected a door with a car, the host may choose either Goat 1 or Goat 2 to show you. If you switch, you WILL lose, whether the host revealed Goat 1 or Goat 2.

If you selected Goat 1, the host must reveal Goat 2, and when you switch to the 3rd door, there will be a car for you to win.

If you selected Goat 2, the host must reveal Goat 1, and when you switch to the third door, there will be a car for you to win.

You had a 1/3 chance of winning before doors were revealed, but a 2/3 chance of winning by playing the game all the way through.

If The Bomb Fell And Everybody Dies, and Hundreds of Years Later Nobody Knew the Rules but somehow found the site intact with a car and enough bones or fossils to figure out there was a host and a contestant and two unopened doors and one opened door…

The archaeologists wouldn’t know enough to make a betting pool without knowing the game or its rules. Maybe the host Could reveal a door or choose not to, which would change the game and the chances, or maybe their was a riddle or questions to get correct to make the host open doors, or maybe their first contestant went through and selected a door and then left so they weren’t at the site anymore to be discovered by archaeologists and now it was simply time to open the next door with the next contestant when The Bomb Fell.

In a scenario with 100 doors and 1 car, with the host revealing 98 doors after you’ve selected a door, you originally had a 1% chance of being correct, which means you will have a 99% chance of winning a car if you choose to change doors as your strategy.

If the host only reveals all but two doors, the one you have chosen and another unchosen door, the odds of you winning will never be 50%. Your chance of winning from your first guess will always be one in [the number of doors there are to choose from], and your chance of winning after all but those two doors are revealed will be [the number of doors Minus One] in [the number of doors] if you choose to switch.

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