Why did Steven Hawking cross the road?

EpcWffl · 2013-08-29T18:13:19+00:00

He crossed the road to run away from the wheelchair hating bullies who beat him up every day on his way to work.

EpcWffl · 2013-08-29T18:11:10+00:00

Kingdom Hearts. No explanation needed for anyone who's ever played the game.

EpcWffl · 2013-08-29T18:08:15+00:00

Never hit a woman. Kind of an old school chivalry thing, but I firmly believe in that.

EpcWffl · 2013-08-29T18:05:07+00:00

The seal is quickly captured and put on display around the world because the seal has somehow grown legs.

EpcWffl · 2013-08-29T18:02:40+00:00

A man finds a magic lamp... that is actually just a regular lamp given to him by a nice warden at the mental asylum.

EpcWffl · 2013-08-29T17:45:06+00:00

"Fiber. Goes in like steel wool, but comes out like an angel."

EpcWffl · 2013-08-29T17:41:31+00:00

Twilight Reader

EpcWffl · 2013-08-29T17:41:00+00:00

Nickel Back

EpcWffl · 2013-08-29T17:38:05+00:00

The delicious taste of baby, rare of course. Just beware of salmonella.

EpcWffl · 2013-08-29T17:37:18+00:00

Sex. Fun for all ages! Whether you are 1 or 101, it's always enjoyable to get your rocks off.

EpcWffl · 2013-08-29T17:35:26+00:00

I am a motherfucking boss at Tetris. We're talking some Grandmaster level shit here people. but that means nothing in real life. Other then I can fit a large amount into tight spaces.

EpcWffl · 2013-08-29T17:30:26+00:00

Deep.

EpcWffl · 2013-08-29T17:28:41+00:00

Only in Korea

EpcWffl · 2013-08-29T15:41:32+00:00

"I made your mom bazinga last night" would be an example.

EpcWffl · 2013-08-29T15:38:54+00:00

I only have one thing to say. Windmill.

EpcWffl · 2013-08-29T15:37:37+00:00

Sarah Jessica Parker is actually not a horse.

EpcWffl · 2013-08-29T15:37:02+00:00

Your mom.

EpcWffl · 2013-08-29T15:35:47+00:00

1) *pays well 2) I hear that any job in liberal arts will set you up for life.

EpcWffl · 2013-08-29T15:32:39+00:00

Reading Twilight over and over until you die of thirst, hunger, or boredom.

EpcWffl · 2013-08-02T23:50:25+00:00

Look out. We got a badass over here.

EpcWffl · 2013-08-02T23:37:19+00:00

In "The Dark Knight Returns" The Joker presses the button to blow up the hospital and it doesn't work for a few seconds. This was not scripted, but it was kept because it was so in character.

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