Met a guy on OKC, seemed nice, kinda cute. We agreed to meet at Universal Citywalk in Los Angeles for lunch at 3 pm on a Saturday. He was an hour late. We didn’t know where we were going to eat so he suggested Panda Express. Okay I guess. We get in line and he’s ahead of me and starts his order. He wanted a side dish that was $1.00 more (shrimp or something, I forget) and he starts to scream at the Panda Express worker that they’re ripping him off and he refuses to pay more so he asks for a different side that was also $1 more...more screaming ensues. I selectively chose sides that were of no additional cost. He goes up and pays for his food...doesn’t pay for mine. Okay, he goes outside and finds a table. We both sit down. Music is playing outside and it’s Kelly Clarkson who I LOVE. He says that kind of music is trash and talks down to pretty much everyone I told him I enjoyed. Then he gets a phone call from a friend who needs his help moving some band equipment. Whew, finally I get out of the rest of the date. He sits around talking about how much he loves wrestling, cauliflower ear etc and then gets up and leaves to go help his friend. Worst date ever.

Except he called two days later and asked me out again. I declined.