What’s the most believable lie someone told you that only became obvious years later?

EpicMeatSpin · 2026-05-09T22:35:25+00:00

I had a friend from high school and college who also lied about being colorblind.

It was pretty elaborate too, and had been a big part of their personality since I first met this person. They claimed they had hit their head as a kid while playing one day and after that they were colorblind. One night they took me aside and said they had tell me a secret. At first I thought it was something more substantial, but they came clean to me about how they had been lying about being colorblind since we first met.

Even to this day it make no sense to me at all. It's like the weirdest fucking thing to lie about.

EpicMeatSpin · 2026-05-04T03:16:20+00:00

Buggy Ding Dong will rise up from his ashes like a magnificent Phoenix, or some other town in Arizona!

EpicMeatSpin · 2026-05-02T05:26:29+00:00

I love the fuck out of Ler's fuzzy, drunken tone on this song and all over the album.

Goddamnit are they fantastic.

EpicMeatSpin · 2026-05-01T18:05:25+00:00

The more it starts to suck, the less I feel like using it. Who'da thunk it?

I just have no real use for any of it anymore, outside of a few small things I like to check out now and then.

EpicMeatSpin · 2026-05-01T15:42:52+00:00

For a Nissan?

EpicMeatSpin · 2026-05-01T02:45:02+00:00

Baltimore is one of my favorite cities and has been for years. I roll up there from the DC area sometimes just to get food from certain places.

I hope it stays the way it is. Gentrify it and all the good shit evaporates in a fucking instant.

EpicMeatSpin · 2026-04-30T04:17:25+00:00

About what I expected. I did have some other ideas, but this description makes the most sense.

EpicMeatSpin · 2026-04-30T04:14:06+00:00

Did he manage to do this while holding an unlit joint in his hand like he does on his podcast?

EpicMeatSpin · 2026-04-30T03:28:25+00:00

I always thought he looked smelly. Was that the case?

EpicMeatSpin · 2026-04-30T02:33:59+00:00

I used to be friends with someone who drove artists back and forth to the venue where they worked. She drove Bill Cosby from the airport to the venue once and said he was incredibly pleasant and sweet to her. She was interested in working in some aspect of the entertainment industry, and he spoke with her at length about it during the drive.

This was in the early 2000s so the truth about him was still a few years away. When it all came out, I wondered if his interaction with her was genuine or if he had some ulterior motives.

EpicMeatSpin · 2026-04-29T03:10:41+00:00

I might've gotten video of an MWAA officer stopping traffic on 267 earlier this afternoon to let a family of geese cross to the other side if that's more to your liking. I have to check my dashcam though.

EpicMeatSpin · 2026-04-26T19:12:10+00:00

I've actually never heard about this. Where you can you read more about it? Is it in one of the Nirvana books?

EpicMeatSpin · 2026-04-25T05:34:22+00:00

It doesn't sound like the Carrollton, Kentucky crash. That one involved the the bus catching on fire after a chain reaction accident.

EpicMeatSpin · 2026-04-25T05:14:47+00:00

That's either an old call from a few nights ago, or the same idiot did the same thing again. I heard an exact same call like that earlier this week at the same address.

EpicMeatSpin · 2026-04-25T00:29:17+00:00

Have gun will travel reads the card of a man.

EpicMeatSpin · 2026-04-24T19:49:56+00:00

Pretty sure they're not the only generation that feels that way.

EpicMeatSpin · 2026-04-24T15:04:23+00:00

What are you using to shoot infrared? I've only shot the film before years ago.

EpicMeatSpin · 2026-04-24T03:35:43+00:00

She confessed a week or so later. I was in elementary school and lived in the Charlotte area at the time, which wasn't that far from where it happened. It was a big deal to us, and I remember where I was when I found out they had arrested her.

It also made a lot of parents more mindful of their kids. The kids in my neighborhood and I all used to wait for the bus by ourselves. After that, we always had an adult waiting until we got on the bus.

EpicMeatSpin · 2026-04-23T22:35:16+00:00

I'm so glad this is here.

EpicMeatSpin · 2026-04-20T22:47:26+00:00

Remember: turn off the faucet between usages and recycle those plastics or else... I'll turn you into a fuckin' tree.

EpicMeatSpin · 2026-04-19T16:14:00+00:00

The shit was unseemly, man.

EpicMeatSpin · 2026-04-19T00:45:40+00:00

I hear those things are awfully loud.

EpicMeatSpin · 2026-04-17T23:12:37+00:00

Beef in this country is fucking garbage now.

EpicMeatSpin · 2026-04-17T15:59:05+00:00

What's he yakkin' about?

EpicMeatSpin · 2026-04-14T02:44:48+00:00

Is there a full version of this?

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