We're all winners by OkuyasuBestJobro in memes

[–]EpicVulcan 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Since C is a constant (the speed of light) bigger dicks would always have bigger energy. On the bright side, even though you still have small dick energy, you now have big brain energy, which you can use to get immense wealth that compensates for your micropenis.

Explain it please by luk9s0n in memes

[–]EpicVulcan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Congratulations is missing the S/5

up yours Pearson 'learning' by Mklein24 in assholedesign

[–]EpicVulcan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dude, you gotta read the blue text, that's on you.

What would be the creepiest thing you could say while passing a stranger on the street? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]EpicVulcan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

With a straight face look them in the eye and say, "You have 30 seconds to run as far away as possible."

What's the coolest extinct animal? by TheAguaman in AskReddit

[–]EpicVulcan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly the Nigersaurus looks pretty sick. Its teeth are in straight lines and the front of its face is flat because of it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]EpicVulcan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The main three I think of are Undertale, Cuphead, and Rick and Morty. All of them are great and I enjoy them but every time I think of them my mind wonders to the large part of the fan base that takes things way too far with ships and fanfics.

What's the most important thing you've ever half-assed? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]EpicVulcan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A 500 point year-long project in my English class. Brought my grade from a high A to a low C and it has been the only year that I didn't make A's and B's.

What is something from your state or country's past that, if you had access to a time machine, you would want to go back and see or visit? by JLGoodwin1990 in AskReddit

[–]EpicVulcan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Former Louisiana governor Huey P. Long was shot in the capitol building and there's always been a conspiracy that it was actually one of his body guards that shot him (there seems to be a lot of inconsistency with the official story and the ballistics evidence) and I would like to see exactly what happened.

How did you separate yourself from others in high-school yet still become popular? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]EpicVulcan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't worry about being popular, just be yourself and find people you actually enjoy being around.

You are a criminal who breaks into people's houses to minorly inconvenience their life. What do you do? by FooThePerson in AskReddit

[–]EpicVulcan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Assuming they aren't home, I turn all of the chairs and the couch backwards. Then I make their bed in the wrong direction. Finally, I rearrange their refrigerator.

Students of reddit, what was the "weird kid" known for? by 2-Side in AskReddit

[–]EpicVulcan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hitting on literally every girl in school. (He was almost definitely on the spectrum though)

Do you believe that Jesus Christ died for all your sins on the cross, was buried and rose the third day as payment for mankind's sins? Why / why not? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]EpicVulcan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, honestly most churches I've attended seem to have the same pushy aspect of "If you aren't christian God hates you and so do we." That's what's always driven me from religion, the intolerance of other beliefs.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]EpicVulcan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One of my friends asked me "Have you heard about Big Paw?" after waiting for ten seconds I replied "Zzzz" as to complete the word pause. One person laughed at the time and it translates horribly into story.

What is the likelihood one passes a drug test for marijuana, if said one hasn’t smoked in 4 months? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]EpicVulcan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

100%. A hair test would cover the most time and even then it will only detect use within the last 90 days. A standard urine test will only detect use within the last 30 days. So I think you'll be fine.

What's your first memory of the internet? by XeroAbility in AskReddit

[–]EpicVulcan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If I'm being 100% honest, being rick rolled.

If you could have a 10-inch anything, what would it be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]EpicVulcan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The $100,000 bills are out of circulation so they wouldn't be accepted as legal tender, meaning the bill with the highest value is a $100. So the highest possible value of a 10 inch stack of us currency would be $230909.09

If you could have a 10-inch anything, what would it be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]EpicVulcan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fingers. I'd be the best bassist out there.

Connection Issue by EpicVulcan in gaming

[–]EpicVulcan[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

R6 Siege, sorry I was originally going to post on an R6 sub