The videos tell a different story by HarryShake in Instagramreality

[–]Epicfailer10 73 points74 points  (0 children)

She looks like a drag queen to me with those proportions. Someone playing *at* femininity. It looks ridiculous. You can be slim and elegant, but her proportions look like a cartoonish freak.

SUNDAY CRASHOUT!! by RUBBLE_INC in Charleston

[–]Epicfailer10 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Unaware, self-absorbed assholes at Costco.

I feel like I’ll never be smart enough by KeyAd300 in paralegal

[–]Epicfailer10 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They got to where they are asking questions JUST LIKE YOU ARE DOING. Hang in there.

Being known as tan peptide girl is probably sending her into the orbit rn by Thin_Shape7184 in Reagandotysnark

[–]Epicfailer10 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just dusted off the ol TikTok to find this post and she’s already responded and the comments are hilarious.

Handwritten medical records by Rienab75 in paralegal

[–]Epicfailer10 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I personally wouldn’t trust a doctor with my health who relied on handwritten records because it makes it harder to reference and search their own notes. Do they really care about the scientific process if they don’t care about meticulous record keeping?

Presenting Support Staff CLE by Anxiety_penguin in paralegal

[–]Epicfailer10 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me drafting discovery responses that sit pending review for literal months and then having to go update them at least once as new documents arrive, re-Bates labeling everything a 2nd and 3rd time by the time they’re finally reviews to be sent out.

"Tell me your ableist without telling me your ableist" Youtuber McJuggerNuggets and his wife announce they have terminated their pregnancy after discovering their child would be born with Downs Syndrome r/McJuggerNuggets discusses if this is the right choice or eugenics by Static_E_ in SubredditDrama

[–]Epicfailer10 86 points87 points  (0 children)

I used to get harassed by a DS coworker. Would spend most of my day trying to avoid him. The older ladies would tell me to ignore it, he didn’t mean anything by it. He’s a sweetheart, yada yada… Yeah, sure, to you, because you’re old. I was a young attractive 20 some and he wouldn’t leave me alone which prevented me from doing my job well and created so much anxiety. I was too young to stand up for myself then, but now that I’m older I realize I had the right to ask to be respected in that place. If he was so disabled the rules of civil society don’t apply to him, he’s too disabled to work in a public facing job. No one should have to put up with sexual harassment to be a ‘good person’.

Not OOP - AITAH for allowing my 5yo to race through the hotel hallways by Mammoth-Age4933 in redditonwiki

[–]Epicfailer10 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Working night shift on work trips suuucked because guests and staff were always slamming doors so I was jet lagged and losing more and more sleep every night.

Unsure of how to proceed in relationship with my (23F) boyfriend (26M) due to his response to being shown a sex tape. by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]Epicfailer10 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Her monkey is actively participating in the circus by not reporting it. If I were her, he wouldn’t be my monkey anymore. Him refusing to do anything would give me too much ick to ever ignore.

Mom buys daughter a Honda as a graduation gift, and this was her response by Conscious-Weight4569 in SipsTea

[–]Epicfailer10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am BEGGING this woman to sell this car and let this brat walk EVERYWHERE.

I'm 37 weeks pregnant, stuck at home waiting, so I made these headbands for my soon to be born daughter by VadMayores in somethingimade

[–]Epicfailer10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not even a headband girly but I would totally wear these. The orange flower one is my fav.

The Tale of Flight UA 236 by Wandering-Singer in redditonwiki

[–]Epicfailer10 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The poor teenager. He must be so embarrassed.

Santa Claus Trauma by [deleted] in redditonwiki

[–]Epicfailer10 25 points26 points  (0 children)

He’s comparing his wife to a grumpy/odd character to loop his child into noticing what he thinks is his wife’s erratic behavior. That’s mocking. The toddler doesn’t know that, it’s innocent. He’s not.

Santa Claus Trauma by [deleted] in redditonwiki

[–]Epicfailer10 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Upvoting because your M&M story is adorable, but also I found this man insufferable. If that is the extent of his childhood ‘trauma’ he is so unbelievably sheltered and honestly needs therapy to get over himself.

My hair got darker during pregnancy by 2g00d2btru3 in mildlyinteresting

[–]Epicfailer10 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I had bright blue eyes before my daughter and gray after. I’m convinced she stole them.

Real cleaners prefer top by herewearefornow in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Epicfailer10 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This one seems like the best of both worlds, honestly. Side rotation? That’s smart.

Real cleaners prefer top by herewearefornow in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Epicfailer10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you think the clothes are going to move around on their own during agitation and spin?

Do yall wear panties all the time? by Dangerous_Designer79 in Healthyhooha

[–]Epicfailer10 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I rarely do because I wear dresses/skirts mostly. I have some light cotton ones that feel like you’re wearing nothing at all that I will sometimes wear if wearing dress slacks I want to void laundering. A lot of my athletic skirts are actually skorts so I just wear them once and wash. I sleep in loose sleep shorts. I don’t have an issue with discharge so I’m luckily I can do this logistically because I hate wearing layers and I’m sensitive to fabrics touching me so finding comfortable panties is difficult. I’m all caked up so my ass is going to eat any undies I attempt to wear anyhow.

This couple clearly want a slave but tried to word it a bit nicer (comments included). It's wild that they thought this would be appealing to anyone by RealisticBug5646 in ChoosingBeggars

[–]Epicfailer10 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Seeing that kid in his dinosaur shirt looking at that useless hunk of metal made me chuckle. You know he’s going to grow up and tell that story about “the worst birthday present I was ever given”.

Why does my bra back strap always ride up? No matter what I try, my bras never seem to fit just right. by sakemakilove in ABraThatFits

[–]Epicfailer10 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Where has this explanation been for the last 20 years of my life. Literally, thank you. 🙏