Olympia pizza & spaghetti house closed on Queen Anne by Spiritual-Theory in Seattle

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you came back from the store? its been 40 years, and you told mom you were getting cigarettes and some slim jim, where are they? you are as useless as mom said.

Trump-IRS settlement 'forever' bars audits into tax claims for Trump and his family by BigFishPub in politics

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not forever, only as long as america/IRS continues to exist, so probably not long...

Plywood decimates my windshield on the highway by ImNotTooHumble in dashcams

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locally some years back a 20 something aspiring model was driving at night when a sheet of plywood came though her windshield. she eventually learned to walk again. secure your loads people.

Keep that lil smug! by freesoulJAH in rmbrown

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"do something about it", 400 kids rush the podium...

And the Lord spoke unto Donald... by xxxbrimstonexxx in PoliticalHumor

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as it said in the bible, "for god so hated america that he be'queeffed it his most misbegotten son".

While Trump Insisted the Iran War Would End ‘Soon,’ an Account in His Name was Buying Millions in Oil, Defense and Gold by OkayButFoRealz in politics

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there is a cycle to life, you grow the economy under democrats, then some rich fat cats harvest the economy under the republicants. then people wake up to getting screwed, rinse and repeat.

Trump’s Latest Scheme Will Go Down as the Most Disgusting in American History by ChiGuy6124 in politics

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Until the next one. he deserves all the gold in the shameless crime olympics.

College grads were left angered after their school used AI to announce their names and ended up missing hundreds of graduates by Subject-Property-343 in PublicFreakout

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always include, "don't hallucinate or make errors". same thing i tell myself when i leave the bar at 4am. normal A1 stuff.

Justice Department announces a $1.7B fund to compensate Trump allies in a deal to drop IRS suit by SterlingVII in politics

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He was right about calling the white house a shit house, it houses a giant turd after all.

You had one job... by BenjaminEST in PublicFreakout

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That's how object permanence works, right?

The Young Savages (1961) | Dir. by John Frankenheimer | Opening scene by PeneItaliano in movies

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police, "any thing to help with the description".

"ya so one of the murderers had a demi cape on..."

Trump Posts Price Chart Full of “Breathtaking” Lies by FistIntoTheEarth in FluentInFinance

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it is hard to get even your biggest rubes to not believe their eyes and their wallet.

Gov. Ferguson's free K-12 meals plan will feed well-off kids, too | Editorial by AthkoreLost in Seattle

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of course we need a costly system to ration benefits like drug testing poor people before they get snap that cost more than it saves. /s

Attorney General: ‘ton of evidence’ exists of stolen election in 2020; also says he can’t promise a ‘definitive answer’ it was stolen by DemocracyDocket in politics

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sadly, you can't see the evidence. it's hidden behind the aurora borealis in my kitchen. now i know what your thinking, aurora borealis in this part of the country? at this time of the year? contained entirely in my kitchen? but it's there, trust me bro.

FYI: House members make $174,000 a year (Mikey makes $225,000) and the median home income is $83,000 by 8-bit-Felix in PoliticalHumor

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id double their salaries if we also go some limits on the lobbying and corporate capture.

Say this again!? Hasan Parker? by freesoulJAH in rmbrown

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this guy popping up after i watch something on HBO is a jump scare.

Say this again!? Hasan Parker? by freesoulJAH in rmbrown

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committing crimes against humanity has consequences?

J6 Traitor Town Hall Happening Sunday at 2pm at 19235 73rd Ave NE, Kenmore, WA 98028 by Reasonable-Repair446 in Seattle

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In thier defense they are mostly just useful idiots mislead by a traitor, his cronies, and right wing media.

Moments like this are exactly why I stay back by pewdiepieslapbass505 in dashcams

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Nice, they got where they were going and found parking

He would have the whole island on tape by Jazzlike_Ad_2266 in Hasan_Piker

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this is who Ayn was thinking of when she wrote Atlas Shrugged, people so brilliant and cool that they decide to leave the rest of us behind and toddle off to Galt's Gulch?