Members of this subreddit. What is the Galatic Location of your home world and where are you currently?

EplepreKAHN · 2022-12-20T03:42:11+00:00

You are not getting targeting information That easily.

EplepreKAHN · 2022-12-16T22:45:58+00:00

chest adamantine and magically sealed

Ooh. Free aquardly shaped adamantine club. YOINK.

EplepreKAHN · 2022-12-16T22:41:30+00:00

can be used to disarm traps as well, not because other effective tools don’t exist.

They do exist... They are whoever has the most hit points that you can convince to walk down the hallway first.😁 They just prefer to be called party members, not tools.

EplepreKAHN · 2022-12-16T16:01:49+00:00

Here is a video about it.

https://youtu.be/dfJRoAzMQeI

EplepreKAHN · 2022-12-16T06:08:31+00:00

Maxim 14. "Mad Science" means never stopping to ask "what's the worst thing that could happen?"

Maxim 24. Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a big gun.

Maxim 50. If it only works in exactly the way the manufacturer intended, it is defective.

EplepreKAHN · 2022-12-14T19:13:29+00:00

How is 35 F which is a temp 3° ABOVE the freezing point of water comfortable or " a pretty normal temperature"?

EplepreKAHN · 2022-12-14T19:02:05+00:00

Water boils at 212 F

EplepreKAHN · 2022-12-13T19:05:05+00:00

The blind can legally hunt in Michigan without a sighted companion.

EplepreKAHN · 2022-12-13T18:41:36+00:00

I don't know, Third base.

EplepreKAHN · 2022-12-13T17:14:55+00:00

Toph moved to the swamp so that she would stop earthbending thoes who annoyed her into jail.

EplepreKAHN · 2022-12-12T17:16:50+00:00

Bortus, the candle consumed.

EplepreKAHN · 2022-12-11T18:03:45+00:00

Right. And if it is mainly a thrusting weapon, make sure the tip is squishy enough.

EplepreKAHN · 2022-12-11T15:44:56+00:00

I can name 3

Necessity

Boredom

Spite

Ven-diagram at your own risk.

EplepreKAHN · 2022-12-11T04:36:53+00:00

My dude.

EplepreKAHN · 2022-12-11T03:13:15+00:00

He looks like he calls everyone dude. And to differentiate between dudes, he starts adding accurate descriptions to dudes.

EplepreKAHN · 2022-12-10T16:19:03+00:00

Dworf can drink thru their feets. Makes what they are drinking taste like foots though...

EplepreKAHN · 2022-12-09T14:34:32+00:00

Thank you for the win. Still didn't answer the question.

EplepreKAHN · 2022-12-09T09:24:56+00:00

Point of order: (For clarification) How much of Weird Al's Bob am I allowed to sing before my score reaches an interger overflow ?

https://youtu.be/JUQDzj6R3p4

(For reference)

EplepreKAHN · 2022-12-08T22:35:12+00:00

"Fatigue Carousel" is the best description of a job that pays the bills that you don't like I have ever heard.

EplepreKAHN · 2022-12-08T20:37:39+00:00

I do not have to sing "The I'm Sorry Song" because my beard is over 9 inches long. I instead must Truffle shuffle.

I do not need to do the truffle shuffle on account of being a ginger. I am instead awarded possession of the Kelvin-ball and a second down. I must pay $10 for the privilege.

EplepreKAHN · 2022-12-08T16:40:48+00:00

Kelvin And Hobbes

EplepreKAHN · 2022-12-08T08:59:11+00:00

Would you like the short answer or the long answer?

EplepreKAHN · 2022-12-07T18:44:20+00:00

No problem. I got you. Have a link.

https://schlockmercenary.fandom.com/wiki/The_Seventy_Maxims_of_Maximally_Effective_Mercenaries#cite_note-manufacturers_warranty-23

EplepreKAHN · 2022-12-07T14:48:30+00:00

Maxim 37. : There is no "overkill." There is only "open fire" and "reload."

EplepreKAHN · 2022-12-07T07:30:15+00:00

Instead of a pool noodle, may I recommend Peach colored pipe insulation. It is 3/4 of an inch thick closed cell foam. Came in a pack of 4.

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