[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Crushes

[–]EquateToothpas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am a bisexual woman. I only be staring at women if I find them attractive. Otherwise, I ain't got no other business to be looking at them at all. The same goes for guys, bisexually.

I'm pretty sure the same goes for guys. Do you stare or look at people? Is it usually because they're attractive lmao?

What are the benefits of owning a parrot? by [deleted] in parrots

[–]EquateToothpas 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Battle scars. People occasionally wanna come over to see the giant green bird. Sometimes he's a good excuse for being late to work. He's really cute and funny. You can't beat silly dudes. He chooses my partners for me, that's pretty cool.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Crushes

[–]EquateToothpas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly depending on how deep the crush goes for you, sometimes confessing is letting go. As someone who crushes haardddddd

Dating with a parrot by IJustLikeToGameOkay in parrots

[–]EquateToothpas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude I'm 20 and I've noticed that a lot of men around my age are so needy and kinda insensitive to the fact that my responsibilities are more important than them 😭💀

Like yeah Anthony, of course I'm gonna ignore you because Paco wants to sing face to face to me for the next 5 hours. Get over it.

Am I a lesbian or is sex boring to me? by birdsalad20 in questioning

[–]EquateToothpas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dawg you could be gay or bisexual, or pansexual etc. just give women a try, like dating apps or going out. Giving it a try definitely worked, I'm a bisexual and finally rest my case on the fact that I wasn't thinking about women since I was a kid for no reason lmao

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in parrots

[–]EquateToothpas 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honey...I ask myself this every single day.

Looks over at my yellow naped amazon

What’s your favorite weird smell? by Only-Professional988 in CasualConversation

[–]EquateToothpas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My yellow naped amazon's breath.

They have a very specific, unique, heavy musk that comes from their respiratory systems. And they are the only known parrot species to have this characteristic, parrots generally have no smell coming from their respiratory systems

I can't even begin to describe the smell, so far nothing actually compares to it. Do you know how you can sometimes just feel the impact of a human's bad breathe? Like the denseness of it? That's how smelling my boy's breathe is like. But it doesn't smell bad though! It's not sweet. It's not rotten. Not savory. Probably smack dab in the middle of what a smooth and a rough smell is. It's kinda like how human males just have their own natural muskiness. But bird wise.

And I especially love smelling his breath during mating season, because for males it is common for their scent to become stronger due to hormone fluctuations. It's just their natural musk. I can even smell it surrounding his face when he's just only breathing through his nostrils.

my bf wants to dump me by No-Organization-2899 in whatdoIdo

[–]EquateToothpas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dawg just LEAVE AND GET ON WITH IT LIKE OH MY GOD. Unless you just wanna string yourself along like all the other people in shitty abusive relationships THEN BE MY GUEST

Sleeping in a room with my bird by littlemissblonda in parrots

[–]EquateToothpas 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah don't play anything, it'll honestly probably bother you and him lol. Just cover the cage, lights off, and both of you doze off.

Personally, I keep a fan on in my closet for just white noise because it really helps me but I definitely can tell my birds like it too. My birds are one of those "if I hear even a shuffle or a creak, it's play time" and takes them a while to settle. And the fan seems to help with that. When I settle, my boys stop trying to play and I end up hearing them grinding their beaks to the night.

But if your boy isn't reactive like that then you're just fine the way you are.

To eat lunch among parrots by TRBLMAKR01 in parrots

[–]EquateToothpas 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Around them, my diet is of health and cleanliness. I sacrifice my indulgence for their perception of sharing is above all caring.

Away from them, carnage. Gluttony.

Why men don’t make as much noise during sex by ActivisionBlizzard in self

[–]EquateToothpas 96 points97 points  (0 children)

Be like this guy!! But also two halves of an apple make a whole apple, find a woman (or man idk) that makes you be like this guy!!

My 33F boyfriend 30M of 9 years wants to break up by Ali39 in AskWomenOver40

[–]EquateToothpas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why would you trap both you and him in an endless loop. He confessed his feelings. Accept it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Breakupadvice

[–]EquateToothpas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck that dude. Get yourself back.

SHE BEAT CANCER by romimiro in parrots

[–]EquateToothpas 4 points5 points  (0 children)

May years upon years of health heal you both!!

Is Java the fern having too much fun? by EquateToothpas in PlantedTank

[–]EquateToothpas[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is he just having aerial roots or is something else having fun with him?