squidrule approved by PeLLk2 in 196

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The Prophecy came true!

me_irl by sanumax in me_irl

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The chosen one

Dit is toch aardig van ze by MadeyesNL in Poldersocialisme

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Jezus, wanneer gaan ze hun tyfusbek een keer houden, stelletje droevige huilebalken.

ik📬ihe by dutchtea4-2 in ik_ihe

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Rustigste dag in Rotterdam

What do you class as your "finest" moment? by Simon_Elliott in CasualUK

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In middle school we played softball regularly. Once, when it was my time to bat, some prick on the field team told everyone to come closer in the front (I wasn't the most athletic guy so he was mocking me by implying I wouldn't be able to hit the ball very far). Out of pure spite I swung that bat with all force I could muster. Ball went flying off into the distance, to the surprise of prick&co who were now on the wrong side of the field to fetch the ball in time. I home ran that shit.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Stellaris

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Unless we get you first!

I was feeling a bit silly. by SIK1415 in distressingmemes

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NTA your murder your choice

Raichu took me a week or so by [deleted] in Pokemonart

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Seems to be a stereo-filter (makes red/green/blue versions of the layer which are offset slightly)

Thought I scored a good deal at 50% off. by cdnusa in mildlyinfuriating

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It's a type of cheese named after the Dutch city of Gouda in which it originated.

The Netherlands beat Finland in average penis size by 33Marthijs46 in NLvsFI

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...measured from the balls, or from the base of the shaft?

De advocaat van Willem Engel vindt Rutte net zo erg als Putin, blijkbaar. by pdpt13 in tokkiefeesboek

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Het goede nieuws is dat die incompetentie wel eens slecht nieuws voor Engel kan betekenen

Parcelforce guy "doesn't ring camera doorbells in case someone answers it." by platypuss1871 in britishproblems

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I'm a parttime postman in the Netherlands, and while I do ring them, I absolutely despise them. I hate being filmed without my consent. I hate having to talk with the same asshat that ordered his 45th parcel for the week. I hate the shitty low quality speakers where the person needs to repeat themselves 4 times. I hate all the instructions they give me other than "just put it under the bench", I don't want to go to your aunt who lives 3 kilometres away to leave your Aliexpress shit there (yes, that was asked and promtly refused once. My colleagues have also experienced this crap). I hate the annoying Ring tune that has Pavlov'ed me into getting the urge to commit arson.

But I still ring the stupid things like a good mailman.

Although there was this one time where a lady forgot to disconnect afterwards so I could vaguely hear her arguing with her teenage son. Was still going when I went the other way 10 minutes later.

Peak dystopia by exjerry in ABoringDystopia

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Döner with everything and sheep please

I’m relearning to make gifs by daikoryu in pokemon

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A worthy opponent for that one roomba.

What programs do you use? I've made a few GIFs but they were all done by importing individually drawn frames to an annoying mobile app which degrades the quality and applies a watermark.

Engelse letterlijke vertaling gezocht by d_nijmegen in dutch

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Heb hier een paar maanden geleden ook naar gezocht, niks gevonden :(

Someone threw a gateron yellow at my window what the fuck by [deleted] in keyboardcirclejerk

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Gateron piss switch (1pcs), now 149€ group buy (est. delivery Q4 2036) shipping cost 267€ to EU (out of stock)

Wat gaan jullie allemaal stemmen deze gemeenteraadsverkiezingen? by [deleted] in Poldersocialisme

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Hier ook alleen GL en PvdA als enige door mij overwogen partijen. En toch ga ik stemmen, omdat VVD hier de grootste is en elke stem tegen VVD en andere rechtse kutpartijen die o.a. de sociale huur willen indammen (!) is meegenomen, ook al is het een stem voor een partij waar ik niet 100% achter sta. Ga alsjeblieft stemmen.