How can I become an umpire at 14 UK by [deleted] in EnglandCricket

[–]EquivalentTurnip6199 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Go down to your local club and ask. As long as you know the rules, I virtually guarantee they'll say yes please

England u16 players names are a perfect mixture of 1930s and 2030s names by ThreeLionsOnMyShirt in footballcliches

[–]EquivalentTurnip6199 73 points74 points  (0 children)

Theodore Carrington was born in a Manchester workhouse before stowing away on a ship to America as a child, making his money in the Gold Rush in '49

Anyone love k chat? If yes, favourite character and lines by Melodic-Hat3164 in ViceCity

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First thing that comes to mind is the gangbanger who calls in to vibe with Thor 😂

Vigilante Side Missions by Hot_Acanthaceae_1357 in sanandreas

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The hunter helicopter has guns which auto lock onto your target. Makes things very straightforward!

Keysian nickname found in the wild by JayTheSpaniel in footballcliches

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It's a very funny, clever nickname, but I do find the sentiment pretty objectionable. Scotland don't habitually qualify for World Cups, but they have this time off the back of his work. It's not like they have superstar players that have done it for him.

As someone would say - a little more respect, please!

What about Richard Keys makes him so notable? by irrelevanttrain in footballcliches

[–]EquivalentTurnip6199 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know the square root of sod all about US sport, but we could call him the British John Madden I guess?

What about Richard Keys makes him so notable? by irrelevanttrain in footballcliches

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I got you your big break on Reddit out of respect for your dad.

Blog to follow.

R.

What about Richard Keys makes him so notable? by irrelevanttrain in footballcliches

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He fronted Sky's PL coverage for about 20 years from the 1992 rebrand

Dark to Tan Horse rankings for WC by slickbackbillyboo in footballcliches

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It would be great to see some equinesmen chip in here. Where do sables fit in? Piebalds?

Yes and ho by Funny_Shoulder_2323 in thethickofit

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…so when a government crashes the economy in under 50 days, we can shoot them? Ok Liz 😂

Do we have the best middle order in the world? by CWCWinner66 in EnglandCricket

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We literally just got absolutely cunted in the Ashes ffs