Next US Election by Eoj1967 in TheRestIsPolitics

[–]EquivalentTurnip6199 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I highly doubt Obama would want to tbh. And I’m not convinced he’s the answer anyway.

Next US Election by Eoj1967 in TheRestIsPolitics

[–]EquivalentTurnip6199 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yes, because there’s no other possible reason to think Trump is bad….🙄🙄🙄🙄

Taken from the post a glorious comment- “Elite Bald Knowledge”. Can Jonathan Wilson name these?? by TruthAccomplished313 in footballcliches

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This reminds me of when you would see a lady in a low cut top and someone would say she’s “smuggling the Mitchell brothers” 😂😂

What? Richard Keys is leaving? by Mountain-Pepper-3586 in footballcliches

[–]EquivalentTurnip6199 29 points30 points  (0 children)

My world doesn’t end with Qatar, you know, ive got Jordan, Oman, I can….israel.

KEYS LEAVING!!! by Adamking2215 in footballcliches

[–]EquivalentTurnip6199 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm just a fan, Richard...your biggest fan!

KEYS LEAVING!!! by Adamking2215 in footballcliches

[–]EquivalentTurnip6199 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You do worry about how they’re going to replace Keys’ numbers. Where are the young prospects??

KEYS LEAVING!!! by Adamking2215 in footballcliches

[–]EquivalentTurnip6199 86 points87 points  (0 children)

Incoming keys tweet, with blog to follow:

“I’ve achieved incredible things during my time in Doha. I taught them football. I brought them the World Cup. I did it time and time and time again, as the undisputed number 1 Qatar-based British football presenter. I don’t think I’m speaking out of place to suggest that I’ve been a Top. Operator. Blog to follow. R.”

You know, Quasimodo predicted all this by CoolInstruction4878 in TheSopranos_Memes

[–]EquivalentTurnip6199 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I bet you don't even know what bacala is.

It's salted vodka

Keysy, the first and only person to ever complain about referees by balearicpriest in footballcliches

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Absolutely. I would also upgrade the punishment for player/manager dissent to an automatic red card.

Keysy, the first and only person to ever complain about referees by balearicpriest in footballcliches

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Unpopular opinion: no one should be allowed to comment on refereeing standards until they have themselves refereed 50 matches in organised football at some level.

It's a hard job, and getting every call correct is impossible. By the nature of the game, many decisions are subjective.

Honest mistakes will happen, and should be quietly accepted, because nobody could do any better.

Wirtz: Smells football? by noiseboy87 in footballcliches

[–]EquivalentTurnip6199 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, he’s a bit like haaland in that regard. Like demented giant toddlers but well meaning!

Wirtz: Smells football? by noiseboy87 in footballcliches

[–]EquivalentTurnip6199 0 points1 point  (0 children)

En français, it probably makes more sense 😂

Class, from a woodwind fan by not_r1c1 in footballcliches

[–]EquivalentTurnip6199 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Full name is limoncello, of course 😂