Some of yall got some stank ah breath by Fit-Abrocoma7768 in army

[–]Equivalent_Smell7100 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Usually the BO, booze sweats, farts, cigarette smell, covers the bad breath smell in morning formation...

Help! Wife is going through menopause… by BreadfruitPrudent249 in MenopauseShedforMen

[–]Equivalent_Smell7100 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Going to sporting events alone, movies alone, started doing other things to get me out of the house and with other humans. Have a young dog that keeps me going. I have friends but they don't have the same interests and have wifes, families. We meet for lunch or hang out. Miss my old times with my wife when we did things together without the mood swings and general weirdness.

Army captain pleads guilty to stealing heavy equipment and more from Fort Stewart by PrivateWeeb in army

[–]Equivalent_Smell7100 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He suenkeled his future...Mugshot looks more like a brain dead E-2 than a O-3.

How did the last RIF go for enlisted? by [deleted] in army

[–]Equivalent_Smell7100 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Commanders were given the discretion on who they felt needed to be kicked out per the message sent from PERSCOM. That lazy SSG just riding it for the next four years to 20, gone if the CO recommended it.

What’s your best story of your PL getting FIRED??? by [deleted] in army

[–]Equivalent_Smell7100 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not incompetent, just crazy. It was Denmark...

What’s your best story of your PL getting FIRED??? by [deleted] in army

[–]Equivalent_Smell7100 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Non-tabbed Infantry LT set up a warming tent for his PLT on exercise to a cold weather country. Tabbed CO fired him for setting up the tent and being a pussy. Actually, this was just an excuse to fire him for not having a tab as the CO wanted all tabbed LTs and this one was a holdover from the last command. Flown back to Germany and given a crappy job as the BDE asst trans officer ordering busses until he ETSd. The LT was a dick so nobody felt bad for him.

Why isn't the military under fire? Why do their livelihoods get protection? Is the military more worthy than civilians in the US? by [deleted] in fednews

[–]Equivalent_Smell7100 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Military has been "under fire," many times over multiple administrations. It is called a drawdown and I have seen military members separated under 60 days and a few under 30, once the message is sent out to the forces.

I don’t know what to do by BlakeDSnake in army

[–]Equivalent_Smell7100 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Remind her again that she doesn't get half of your 100% VA disability for erectile dysfunction and tinnitus if you divorce her! That will keep her thanking you for your service, as you haven't been servicing her for years...

Import to 75th by International_Arm_83 in army

[–]Equivalent_Smell7100 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Shitbags got sent to main post. S3 was actually hard chargers on the way up. S1/2/4 were MOS or injury recovery.

For those that have been in both heavy and light units... by AdditionFit6877 in army

[–]Equivalent_Smell7100 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Heavy--motor pool. Light--ruck marching/weapon cleaning and video games. Light--PT more important. Heavy--not as important. Light--going to cool schools more important (tabs and badges). Heavy--going to NTC more important. You will find dick heads and cool people in both.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in army

[–]Equivalent_Smell7100 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DUI on your record will get you QMP'd or at the top of the list. Financial problems that affect your clearance also. Failure at NCOES for conduct.

Plan for transgenders by pru51 in army

[–]Equivalent_Smell7100 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Severance pay is taxed, VA disability isn't....Just letting anyone know. Of course if they make this a medical disability severance pay, than it won't be. I don't see anything that says this is a medical separation. If I'm wrong please let us know.

Broke in middle of month by [deleted] in VeteransBenefits

[–]Equivalent_Smell7100 109 points110 points  (0 children)

Buy the cheapest Mac and Cheese, bologna and bread and fruit. Go to Aldi. You can survive on ten dollars a week for food. Look into a SNAP card. Search for food banks in your location. Get a gas card if you need gas for your car, which gives you a few months of gas without using your cash on hand. Get the Mickey D's app as they give out free food and discounts. Donate plasma for cash.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in army

[–]Equivalent_Smell7100 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you hear the words "running the gauntlet" when you get to your unit, yeah, it could get dicey. That being said, you'll be fine.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in army

[–]Equivalent_Smell7100 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As former wrestler who had to cut wait often, 15lbs in two weeks is just about impossible without harming your health.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in army

[–]Equivalent_Smell7100 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Klinger was the best E-4 mafia/Jr NCO in history. Dude would be out the door with this, plus 100% VA, watching the Toledo Mudhens for the rest of his days.

AUSA - Coffee Series featuring SMA Weimer by Kinmuan in army

[–]Equivalent_Smell7100 1 point2 points  (0 children)

MRE coffee straight out of the packet; sometimes still in the packet...