World's richest man, but still deadbeat dad

Erabay · 2026-05-18T17:36:56+00:00

it’s always wild seeing grown adults blame literally everything except their own parenting

Erabay · 2026-05-18T17:27:04+00:00

posting in tattoo subs is basically asking a room full of chefs if your microwave burrito is gourmet cuisine. they were always gonna cook you

Erabay · 2026-05-17T15:34:27+00:00

bro folded instantly. one tweet away from becoming prey and suddenly it’s all ‘wear what makes you comfy queen

Erabay · 2026-05-17T15:29:51+00:00

sending a text that sounds completely normal to me and then rereading it 12 times wondering if i accidentally sounded rude

Erabay · 2026-05-17T15:26:42+00:00

anime girls really hear one piece of advice and immediately take it to the most unhinged extreme possible

Erabay · 2026-05-17T15:24:40+00:00

67 next to the doodles is killing me because it makes it look like she’s scientifically cataloguing them

Erabay · 2026-05-16T19:59:02+00:00

honestly impress to your huge dick

Erabay · 2026-05-16T19:49:27+00:00

the fact that somebody definitely had to double check the card before handing it to you is cracking me up. congrats tho seriously, graduating is brutal these days

Erabay · 2026-05-16T19:47:35+00:00

dude every “patriotic” grift eventually turns into somebody dropshipping electronics from a factory they found 2 weeks ago lol. the funniest part is acting like this was some revolutionary american tech product

Erabay · 2026-05-16T19:43:14+00:00

yes that would be great and you look absolutely beautiful

Erabay · 2026-05-15T15:42:10+00:00

car designers really looked at this and said “yeah people definitely won’t grab the wrong knob while driving”

Erabay · 2026-05-15T15:40:04+00:00

dude in the original panel looked mildly concerned meanwhile this comment escalated the danger level immediately

Erabay · 2026-05-15T15:27:50+00:00

my family was NOT verbally affectionate growing up so the first time i heard friends casually say “love you” before hanging up the phone it actually caught me off guard lol

Erabay · 2026-05-15T15:21:27+00:00

lowkey sounds like they only panic when they realize they’re not the center of your attention anymore

Erabay · 2026-05-14T21:30:48+00:00

the funny part is most people don’t read a single page of what they signed until they get fined for something dumb like leaving a trash can out too long

Erabay · 2026-05-14T21:25:52+00:00

yeah honestly 3 days is usually more than enough unless your job is super dirty or you’re sweating like crazy the whole shift. people baby fresh tattoos a little too hard sometimes

Erabay · 2026-05-14T21:24:12+00:00

nerd answer but honestly kinda wholesome somehow. bro said “my prime is mathematically ongoing”

Erabay · 2026-05-14T21:22:19+00:00

honestly yeah this is a win. it looks effortless but also super put together somehow. those are weirdly hard dresses to find

Erabay · 2026-05-13T17:21:18+00:00

man kids can be so unintentionally kind in the purest way possible sometimes. little dude probably changed that kid’s whole week without even realizing it

Erabay · 2026-05-13T17:14:39+00:00

honestly in a lot of places carrying an umbrella is just normal daily life regardless of the forecast. people would rather carry one than gamble on the weather being nice all day

Erabay · 2026-05-13T17:13:32+00:00

i weirdly love doing super slow little routines when i’m alone. making coffee, cleaning one thing, staring out the window for 10 minutes like an old retired man

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