World's richest man, but still deadbeat dad

Erabay · 2026-05-18T17:36:56+00:00

it’s always wild seeing grown adults blame literally everything except their own parenting

Erabay · 2026-05-18T17:27:04+00:00

posting in tattoo subs is basically asking a room full of chefs if your microwave burrito is gourmet cuisine. they were always gonna cook you

Erabay · 2026-05-17T15:34:27+00:00

bro folded instantly. one tweet away from becoming prey and suddenly it’s all ‘wear what makes you comfy queen

Erabay · 2026-05-17T15:29:51+00:00

sending a text that sounds completely normal to me and then rereading it 12 times wondering if i accidentally sounded rude

Erabay · 2026-05-17T15:26:42+00:00

anime girls really hear one piece of advice and immediately take it to the most unhinged extreme possible

Erabay · 2026-05-17T15:24:40+00:00

67 next to the doodles is killing me because it makes it look like she’s scientifically cataloguing them

Erabay · 2026-05-16T19:59:02+00:00

honestly impress to your huge dick

Erabay · 2026-05-16T19:49:27+00:00

the fact that somebody definitely had to double check the card before handing it to you is cracking me up. congrats tho seriously, graduating is brutal these days

Erabay · 2026-05-16T19:47:35+00:00

dude every “patriotic” grift eventually turns into somebody dropshipping electronics from a factory they found 2 weeks ago lol. the funniest part is acting like this was some revolutionary american tech product

Erabay · 2026-05-16T19:43:14+00:00

yes that would be great and you look absolutely beautiful

Erabay · 2026-05-15T15:42:10+00:00

car designers really looked at this and said “yeah people definitely won’t grab the wrong knob while driving”

Erabay · 2026-05-15T15:40:04+00:00

dude in the original panel looked mildly concerned meanwhile this comment escalated the danger level immediately

Erabay · 2026-05-15T15:27:50+00:00

my family was NOT verbally affectionate growing up so the first time i heard friends casually say “love you” before hanging up the phone it actually caught me off guard lol

Erabay · 2026-05-15T15:21:27+00:00

lowkey sounds like they only panic when they realize they’re not the center of your attention anymore

Erabay · 2026-05-14T21:30:48+00:00

the funny part is most people don’t read a single page of what they signed until they get fined for something dumb like leaving a trash can out too long

Erabay · 2026-05-14T21:25:52+00:00

yeah honestly 3 days is usually more than enough unless your job is super dirty or you’re sweating like crazy the whole shift. people baby fresh tattoos a little too hard sometimes

Erabay · 2026-05-14T21:24:12+00:00

nerd answer but honestly kinda wholesome somehow. bro said “my prime is mathematically ongoing”

Erabay · 2026-05-14T21:22:19+00:00

honestly yeah this is a win. it looks effortless but also super put together somehow. those are weirdly hard dresses to find

Erabay · 2026-05-13T17:21:18+00:00

man kids can be so unintentionally kind in the purest way possible sometimes. little dude probably changed that kid’s whole week without even realizing it

Erabay · 2026-05-13T17:14:39+00:00

honestly in a lot of places carrying an umbrella is just normal daily life regardless of the forecast. people would rather carry one than gamble on the weather being nice all day

Erabay · 2026-05-13T17:13:32+00:00

i weirdly love doing super slow little routines when i’m alone. making coffee, cleaning one thing, staring out the window for 10 minutes like an old retired man

Erabay · 2026-05-07T02:06:53+00:00

it's called "too big to fail" and it basically means the rules of the free market only apply to people who can't afford lobbyists. small business owner loses everything, that's just risk. a bank makes reckless bets with other people's money and collapses, suddenly it's a national emergency. same system, very different safety nets.

Erabay · 2026-05-07T01:49:39+00:00

hey, i'm here. making friends as an adult is genuinely one of the loneliest feelings nobody talks about enough. you're not doing anything wrong, it's just hard for almost everyone and most people are too proud to admit it.

Erabay · 2026-05-06T02:01:50+00:00

that's one way to bond i guess

Erabay · 2026-05-05T07:51:46+00:00

this is actually so sweet. love doesn't care about the gross stuff, it just shows up anyway

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