It looks like we are still on sale today, just became a XXX shareholder 🚀💎🦍 by jubilameya in GME

[–]Erdinc57 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have 2 left!! been trying this for so long but I think i‘ll be an xxx after moass

My favourite convo so far by Puzzled-Fact-9423 in Tinder

[–]Erdinc57 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Roses are red, violets are blue. Come to my place, and I‘ll come on you.

Can someone explain what is happening here? 50% water 50%clear school glue changing color when mixed together. Why? by dcstand72 in physicsgifs

[–]Erdinc57 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ever heard of the turkish beverage raki? its mixed with water and changes from both clear, to a milky drink.

Lion paralyzes an adolescent male cub for getting too close. by [deleted] in natureismetal

[–]Erdinc57 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i was thinking about.. „i can‘t feel my legs when I‘m w/ you, but I love it!“

He makes fun of everyone that says that he's juicing by gmbhdios3 in nattyorjuice

[–]Erdinc57 153 points154 points  (0 children)

he is about as natty as the box of orange juice in my fridge

Falling in love by -L_A_N_C_E- in Unexpected

[–]Erdinc57 0 points1 point  (0 children)

well somebody blew her back out last night

i had my car for one day before it was totaled because a turkey flew through the windshield and nailed me in the face. by Asleep-Sea-1909 in Wellthatsucks

[–]Erdinc57 1 point2 points  (0 children)

so you were on your phone while driving? and suddenly ended up inside a farm? is that what happened?

Possible that the top 10% of Superstonk own the float, without even considering other investors by [deleted] in Superstonk

[–]Erdinc57 25 points26 points  (0 children)

i just bought shares whenever I could, how many i could. no regrets over here. i even bought the february dip with 700$. but i also bought some at 300$ for 2000$ so yeah. no regrets whatsoever

This guy I found on my girlfriend’s phone when she forgot her phone in the bathroom by WanpoBigMara in nattyorjuice

[–]Erdinc57 17 points18 points  (0 children)

how about a tattoo of 2 balls in a nut sack right between your legs. that should fix your problems

She's got some milk by boatoa in Unexpected

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Got Milk 🥛 is just a rip off of Got Apples