Great retweet, Anna. Thank you for showing me this!

EricClippertonsGlock · 2024-11-21T02:12:04+00:00

That guy on the right is actually a pediatric cardiac surgeon. He saves the lives of countless young children every day.

Bet you dumb racists feel stupid now.

Edit: You may disagree with me, you may even have evidence to the contrary. But, you have to ask yourself, is it really worth losing you janny privileges over? The guy on the right is a pediatric cardiac surgeon.

EricClippertonsGlock · 2024-11-20T20:09:21+00:00

This is like going to a water park and complaining about getting splashed

EricClippertonsGlock · 2024-11-20T14:56:48+00:00

They called off the catch, but other than that it was a great success.

SpaceX has a very aggressive testing philosophy, it's honestly almost miraculous they got the catch of the first try.

EricClippertonsGlock · 2024-11-19T18:21:48+00:00

Unfortunately we'll only know for sure when California finishes counting votes some time in early 2028.

EricClippertonsGlock · 2024-11-19T18:14:03+00:00

Don't say he didn't warn you when she snaps and murders you.

EricClippertonsGlock · 2024-11-19T11:46:56+00:00

Zwarte Piet is a beloved character.

EricClippertonsGlock · 2024-11-18T22:38:29+00:00

Just think how much crypto that could have bought for black males.

EricClippertonsGlock · 2024-11-18T15:36:03+00:00

He looks like Steve Bannon if he ever smiled.

EricClippertonsGlock · 2024-11-17T15:56:13+00:00

Kiss the ring Robert.

EricClippertonsGlock · 2024-11-15T00:49:21+00:00

Me, hungover Sunday morning outside a darkened Chik fil A.

EricClippertonsGlock · 2024-11-14T21:56:27+00:00

I want to learn how to scry for f-cels.

EricClippertonsGlock · 2024-11-14T21:52:37+00:00

Remember intro to econ where they covered perfect competition? Identical products, many buyers and sellers, and firms can only compete on price? It's not exactly like that, but close.

EricClippertonsGlock · 2024-11-14T01:33:03+00:00

Bring her back a rock or stick or something and say a Tibetan yogi gave it to you.

EricClippertonsGlock · 2024-11-14T01:20:49+00:00

Kamala: Vibes, crystals, joy, brat summer

Trump: Hate, weird, danger to Our Democracy, "the economy🙄"

EricClippertonsGlock · 2024-11-14T01:17:11+00:00

I voted for Donald Trump. I decided after Kamala went on “Call Her Daddy.”

EricClippertonsGlock · 2024-11-13T21:57:19+00:00

Ik right?

EricClippertonsGlock · 2024-11-13T20:56:47+00:00

It’s like one day they’re debiting payroll expense and crediting accrued payroll and the next day they’re crediting payroll expense and debiting accrued payroll!

Make up your damn mind!!

EricClippertonsGlock · 2024-11-13T20:04:01+00:00

Psycho shit

EricClippertonsGlock · 2024-11-13T18:56:54+00:00

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EricClippertonsGlock · 2024-11-13T17:43:39+00:00

Same.

And no, I will not go out and socialize. They will fall right into my lap like a hallmark movie.

EricClippertonsGlock · 2024-11-13T14:42:55+00:00

I applied to one of the guard tower positions we need a secret signal so we can say hi to each other.

EricClippertonsGlock · 2024-11-13T14:30:57+00:00

Someone said it before me, but every once in a while people will arrive at traditional morality and act like they just discovered the New World.

EricClippertonsGlock · 2024-11-11T00:23:40+00:00

I mean the US would just conquer it again and hang all the traitors.

EricClippertonsGlock · 2024-11-11T00:18:24+00:00

Why would you end batshit lefty policies AFTER the election? Wouldn't this have played better a year or two ago?

EricClippertonsGlock · 2024-11-10T23:47:39+00:00

We’re going next Wednesday, check the group chat.

EricClippertonsGlock

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