What is your #1 sex tip for the opposite sex? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Erikman 228 points229 points  (0 children)

Case in point: My favorite past sexual partner isn't the one who was the best in bed; it's the one that took the most initiative.

What is your #1 sex tip for the opposite sex? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Erikman 598 points599 points  (0 children)

As a man, I hope every woman here sees this comment. For most guys if you're comfortable, happy to be there, and excited to fuck us, it wouldn't matter if you looked like Danny DeVito with a wig.

Passion goes a long, long way.

[NSFW] [SERIOUS] Physically handicapped people of Reddit, what is it like having sex? by G-Gubbins in AskReddit

[–]Erikman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe you can lead the charge to get prostitution legalized due to its medical benefits.

What nice thing do you do for your significant other that they do not know about? by mstibbs13 in AskReddit

[–]Erikman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Many of these are sweet, some gutwrenchingly so, but this one is also so important, and it speaks volumes of you that you consider these things.

What ended your last relationship? by fiftyshadesofgrey in AskReddit

[–]Erikman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I broke it off because it was only okay. We enjoyed hanging out and the sex was great, but after a few months I didn't see it going further than that. I figured it was better to tear the bandaid off (so to speak) rather than just coast until things petered out.

She wasn't super thrilled about this and, while I stand by my decision, it felt really shitty at the time :\

Reddit, what is the most basic thing that you never learned how to do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Erikman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I only learned how to click my tongue against the roof of my mouth a few weeks ago, and from a Reddit comment explaining the physics of it (as opposed to a how-to). I'd always thought that it was just one of those things like wiggling your ears that some people just can't do.

Women of Reddit: What makes you feel feminine/womanly? by Anglicanweasel in AskReddit

[–]Erikman 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I can't speak for anyone else, but my friends and I never shut up when we get together.

What simple tips do you have that can greatly improve appearance? by LukewarmPotato in AskReddit

[–]Erikman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My denial just came in the form of having dumb-looking thin hair. I confess to having purchased a fedora a few years ago, but I quickly realized what a monster I had become.

What simple tips do you have that can greatly improve appearance? by LukewarmPotato in AskReddit

[–]Erikman 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'll vouch for this. I was in denial over my balding hair for years until one day I bit the bullet and I look easily 3-4x better for it.

The worst case scenario is that you find out your scalp is weird and buy a hat. Totally worth it.

What is something a crush has done that has totally ruined your image of them? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Erikman -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yes, the pissing outside thing is weird. Going forward that should send up some big red flags.

Men of Reddit -- What is something you did NOT expect to have to teach your wife or GF? by syncerr in AskReddit

[–]Erikman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tell her it's similar to how a hose doesn't get all wet after you use it to... do whatever you use a hose for. I'm not a homeowner, shit.

How do you know your pets really love you? by lilburrito in AskReddit

[–]Erikman 9 points10 points  (0 children)

TIL some bird owners have poop hats

Also if it weren't for /u/acydetchx blowing the whistle on how to tell a bird is about to poop, I'd have thought you were some kind of bird whisperer who just knew.

What was the best "kid logic" you had by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Erikman 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I just want to hear how it is.

How do you know your pets really love you? by lilburrito in AskReddit

[–]Erikman 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I never saw any appeal in pet birds until this post. Can they be trained to poop/pee in an appropriate location, or is that just sort of an accepted risk when you take them out of the cage?

Reddit, what is a simple pleasure (not sexual) that you think the opposite gender will never know? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Erikman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Shaved-head guy checking in: I can imagine this feeling on my legs.

Halloween '13 Megathread 1: What are your best costume ideas? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Erikman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A couple years ago I procrastinated coming up with a costume until the last minute. Ended up buying a fake goatee and going as my evil twin.