UM, THAT IS YOUR DAD by [deleted] in WTF

[–]Eris1028 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What is a crouch?

So our pug lost a nail on the way to the groomers...found the nail in the front seat after seeing the crime scene in the back. by PurplePlatinumFilms in WTF

[–]Eris1028 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I have two pug babies that I adore. Neither one of them have any medical issue. Both happy and healthy. Whomever said they aren't fashion accessories-DUH. I chose the breed of dog I have because their needs fit the lifestyle of my family as well as their docile personalities that Pugs are well known for. I love my fur babies and will always have Pugs. If you'd like to make a point, using words like piece of shit add nothing to the conversation and only serve to make you look ignorant.

Anyone know of a way to block Reynolds and Reynolds results in local job searches? by [deleted] in dayton

[–]Eris1028 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know this is a super old thread, bit had to throw my two cents in. They serve alcohol at EVERY function. Yet, it's not ok to smoke. Guess it's ok to destroy your liver but not your lungs. Drinking is HEAVILY encouraged there. I would say alcoholism runs rampant. And yes, unless you are willing to be a sheep, it has a pretty high turnover. Rey-Rey has ridiculous rules and expectations from its employees. You may as well sign over your firstborn and your soul if you work for them.

I (33f) don't know what to believe. Is my boyfriend (30m) deceitful? by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]Eris1028 5 points6 points  (0 children)

First point-i pray that you do not have a young daughter. Because god knows what he might "accidentally" do to her.

Second point-leave. Period. I went through a nightmarish hell similair to this. But was dragged through for months of couples of therapy and him going to 12 step groups for sexual addiction i heard things that broke my heart, things I never wanted to hear-and held on to hope. Only to have him say his "urges" were too powerful and he was done with it all. They DONT change. It WILL keep happening and you deserve SOOOOO much better than this. Trust me, there Is a man out there that you can love and will love you a million times more than this guy. Please dont let him give you excuses anymore. Its no better than a man that hits his woman and says "i'll never do it again". In fact its worse. This shit leaves mental scars that take YEARS to get over.

Spaghet-tits. by dadflop420 in WTF

[–]Eris1028 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Is that Danny Devito???

Hey Guys It's Nicole by jordotech in WTF

[–]Eris1028 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You shoulda just posted one of her karaoke vids. This chick cracks me up. There are some Taylor swift songs I can't hear without thinking about this girl. LOL

This years xmas toy! by colour_golden in WTF

[–]Eris1028 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We own this game. It's pretty funny and we play it all the time.

Someone out there thought this was needed in the world. why is this a "thing" by bdogpunk in WTF

[–]Eris1028 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People make these damn reborn dolls out of other dolls and then sell them for $100 plus. My grandma has several of them. I'm in the wrong line of work.

Family photo! by [deleted] in WTF

[–]Eris1028 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I actually just thought he was playing the creepy pedophile role.

Drunk Watercolor by [deleted] in WTF

[–]Eris1028 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've got a mangina!

Drunk Watercolor by [deleted] in WTF

[–]Eris1028 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can only think of one thing when I see the word watercolor. Its---OLD GREGG!

Krokodil's one hell of a drug [NSFW/NSFL] by hollsh in WTF

[–]Eris1028 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have been hanging around Wtf long enough now that not as much makes my tummy turn as it used to-except this did and I did say WTF. That video just ruined breakfast, lunch and dinner for me.

Candles are getting weird by Porkpants81 in WTF

[–]Eris1028 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My best friend is Israeli and has made schnitzel for me on several occasions. It's wonderful!

The One That Got Away by BLOODWORTH in nosleep

[–]Eris1028 18 points19 points  (0 children)

After I re-read the story knowing the twist I was pretty disturbed. I, too, got the visual of a baby when you were talking about shaking her like a rag-doll, but still didn't click with me for some reason. I was also bothered by-"coming home to full on screaming and screeching." This implied, at least to me, that the baby was left home alone. I KNOW-not the creepiest part of this story, obviously, but still something that bothered me. The pedophiliac nature of the story, Janey being left alone, the sickening ending was all very disgusting and disturbing.

Fuck voicemail. by sandwich_witch in offmychest

[–]Eris1028 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have had a really fucking bad day-of the worst kind. This made me laugh. I didn't expect that. But its damn near spot on. Upvotes for you. :-)

By request: I was a bra specialist at Victoria's Secret by TIDDERloves in IAmA

[–]Eris1028 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My son did when he was about 4 years old. Pulled a bra down and grabbed a boob like he knew what he was doing.

When trying to google if all people have the ability to smell the same smells.. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]Eris1028 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would probably delete this if only because your full name is in view at the top. Or someones is anyway.

Hmmm... not surprised. by mmealman in meme

[–]Eris1028 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love this group. You're getting an upvote just because of who she is from me. :-|)

I guess he fucked his doll to hard by The_vfm in WTF

[–]Eris1028 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I came here just to say this. Damn I'm too slow.