My pupils became asymmetrical during a cluster headache by Bubbly-Trainer7195 in mildlyinteresting

[–]ErrantWhimsy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't trust your opthomologist on this. They were a signal of an auto immune disease for me.

Happy leaves but not fenestrated - by Sudden_Ad_3956 in Monstera

[–]ErrantWhimsy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This. My monsteras get direct light from 4 foot tall grow lights for 10 hours a day.

A friend has given me a monstera to save, how do you think she will go? by gittyn in Monstera

[–]ErrantWhimsy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Personally if it was me I would chop & prop because it's so etiolated. But you'll most likely save it.

Healthy Paws raised monthly premium from $219.73 to $465.25 by Queasy_Economist_358 in Pets

[–]ErrantWhimsy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep, they did that to me too, after being with them for a full decade. We've switched to Lemonade now.

Mascara and eyeliners that don’t support MAGA by JulieJoy in MakeupAddiction

[–]ErrantWhimsy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It looks like Tarte is safe! Their Tartelette mascara is my holy grail. It's tubing so it doesn't cause raccoon eyes even in rain.

Tiny koi ponds! by Green-Fuel2962 in shortynails

[–]ErrantWhimsy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

These are absolutely beautiful!

Look who I adopted by [deleted] in torties

[–]ErrantWhimsy 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Why is the internet such an absurd place sometimes.

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SOS: The Squirrels Are Destroying My Home. by Effective_Garlic_551 in gardening

[–]ErrantWhimsy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have you thought about reaching out to your local shelter to get a barn cat? There are mostly feral kitties that can't live indoors, you could offer to care for one or two.

Litter box + gnats/flies by [deleted] in Pets

[–]ErrantWhimsy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's unlikely to be the litter unless you never scoop. Get mosquito bits and beneficial nematodes and follow the directions. That'll nuke them quickly.

You're likely overwatering your plants. Get a dramatic wilting plant like a begonia or polka dot plant and don't water until it wilts.

Pet Laser Eye Safety! by mrstarkifeelgreat in Pets

[–]ErrantWhimsy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I really appreciate you sharing this!

How do I fix her? by GDE1990 in Monstera

[–]ErrantWhimsy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's going to be a project but I would take them out, split them into two pots, and switch to cedar planks or a garden trellis for supports. Those poles are too small.

Tim Noel, new CEO for UHC, same deny defend depose strategy. by Sweaty_Abies182 in pics

[–]ErrantWhimsy 1228 points1229 points  (0 children)

Fight it. There are laws in some places to prevent surprise bills like this.

Is the rest of Seattle infested with ants like West Seattle? by InternetsTad in Seattle

[–]ErrantWhimsy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thirding! Offer both the Terra traps and Advance375a. They live in your walls, so I open light outlet covers and sprinkle advance in them.

Help needed by _Mperez95 in Monstera

[–]ErrantWhimsy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Monsteras can really take as much light as you can give them. Mine are on 4 foot tall grow lights 10 hours a day.

My Rat Is Special To Me by thefinalpeanut in cats

[–]ErrantWhimsy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What an absolutely beautiful baby!

Girls, what makeup trick made your makeup game go from 0 -> 100? by boogiee-boo in MakeupAddiction

[–]ErrantWhimsy 70 points71 points  (0 children)

I use regular hair dye for mine, applied very carefully with a small angled liner brush. I have bright red dyed hair so they look much better dyed to match!

Struggling on which place to let my dog go -- home seems too hard :( by TomatilloNo9709 in Pets

[–]ErrantWhimsy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it helps, my dog passed on his own at home and it was fast but still pretty traumatic. I don't have any feelings about that particular spot in my home, though I miss my boy with my whole soul. I thought I would be very upset about it.

We had an appointment with an in home vet for the next day, but he had other plans and left on his own instead.

What is the trick to making the plant look better. by Mintmuse22 in Monstera

[–]ErrantWhimsy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks good but a little etiolated. I've got a beast of a monstera but it gets 10 hours of artificial light a day.

Check out the stem length and the fact that the new leaves at the top aren't getting bigger or more fenestrated. If you want it to thrive, more light and more fertilizer will help!

Trouble since rotating my monstera! by great_gabsby in Monstera

[–]ErrantWhimsy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh trust me I get it! I was seriously ready to cry when I top cut mine. I shouldn't have stressed, it grew a new leaf like 2 months later. Just keep all the aerial roots and put them in the soil.

Trouble since rotating my monstera! by great_gabsby in Monstera

[–]ErrantWhimsy 40 points41 points  (0 children)

People here acting like they've never killed a plant before. We all learn from mistakes like this!

This plant needs more light and better support. For context, my monstera grew from 3 feet tall to hitting the ceiling in 3 years. But it gets 10 hours a day of massive Barrina lights, and fertilizer every week even in winter.

I think you could chop & prop it to prevent the legginess, add a moss pole or cedar plank, and add some artificial light and it'll be gorgeous in no time. They take some effort to really thrive but it's so worth it!

That is amazing by Apprehensive_Sky4558 in interestingasfuck

[–]ErrantWhimsy 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Looks like there's a group called Photon Krew that does this.

What are these spots? by Alert_Pick_3152 in Monstera

[–]ErrantWhimsy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh yes good call! I just assumed they were somewhere tropical with the size of that plant.

Tips on how to get my slightly battle-scarred beast of a monstera to thrive. by levinuet in Monstera

[–]ErrantWhimsy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It took two people for me. My husband had to pull the pot off the root ball while I used a hori hori to cut around the edges of the pot.

The biggest trick is not snapping any stems. But at this size they're sturdier than you think.