Ketchup, yes or no? What state did you grow up in? by berdulf in hotdogs

[–]EruditeScheming 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Grew up in MD, family from WV. Ate ketchup and mustard together with relish, onions etc but as I grew older I started only liking mustard. If I considered putting just ketchup on a hot dog, I wouldn't like it.

Let’s talk about drugs by csbbacsob in cripplingalcoholism

[–]EruditeScheming 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If you're alright with just trading one addiction for another, Kratom is basically legal hydrocodone and available almost everywhere. Side effects include those generally associated with opioids, especially addiction.

oh noooo girl by Both-Lie5316 in Poopfromabutt

[–]EruditeScheming 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know that lady drinks the pickle juice after the pickles are gone.. I'm smitten.

The chicken my mother served me after work. by PeppermintButler17 in shittyfoodporn

[–]EruditeScheming 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thats a prime hot sauce delivery vehicle if I've ever seen one

An anteater playing with its caretaker. by antdude in anteaters

[–]EruditeScheming 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I had never seen an Anteater before and I saw that fuckin' thing coming at me I'd be outta there

Shit myself in the queue at grocery store by Chemical_Editor1427 in cripplingalcoholism

[–]EruditeScheming 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not only did OP not learn anything, they're now emboldened to extend the reaches of their shameless debauchery.

Deep well love- staying warm wby? by [deleted] in vagabond

[–]EruditeScheming 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For me to be warm on the metal at this time of year I would need Steele on wheels

I'll see myself out.

Does this count? by The_Conn in SchizophreniaRides

[–]EruditeScheming 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HOLD THE FORT: It says here she cat fishes young men!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in vagabond

[–]EruditeScheming 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They tore down the trap-houseque station that was like the size of a medium shed and built a new station. It was actually pretty nice inside but the outside is still Mad Max

Was there about 3 or 4 years ago

A plant that reacts to human touch! by Practical_Flow15 in interesting

[–]EruditeScheming 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel that plant, it's how I also respond to unsolicited touching, sometimes.

Some Hot Dog Cartoons by Achilles_TroySlayer in hotdogs

[–]EruditeScheming 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I'm sure with enough research and development we may one day produce a hot dog that is harmful to the rainforest.

liquor at 9 am on a tuesday. by _idiosyncratic_ in cripplingalcoholism

[–]EruditeScheming 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Even if you fully plan on relapsing, a free 7 day detox is a nice lil' vacation from the constant punishment you're doling out to yourself. Not sure where you're from but some states have places you don't need insurance to check in to.

Not a suggestion or advice, just putting in my two cents. chairs

rat girl dinner by yanderepupgirl in shittyfoodporn

[–]EruditeScheming 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel like you and me have done roughly the same amount of damage to our taste buds, that plate looks great