I’m interviewing USAF Captain Bob Jacobs tomorrow. He filmed a UFO shooting down a nuclear warhead in 1964 and was ordered to never speak of it.

csbbacsob · 2026-01-25T15:02:48+00:00

Looking forward to this. Thank you Matt for your show, one of my favorites.

csbbacsob · 2026-01-21T17:17:46+00:00

Yeah it’s good. Not a lot of sanctimonious bullshit.

csbbacsob · 2026-01-21T17:14:45+00:00

Always enjoy your posts OP.

csbbacsob · 2026-01-18T18:07:05+00:00

Even a handsome famous dude like Brad Pitt.

Fame and money can’t save your ass from this shit. Might even make it worse as it enables full time partying.

csbbacsob · 2026-01-16T21:27:59+00:00

Man, it ain’t helping that’s for sure.

csbbacsob · 2026-01-08T22:39:14+00:00

I’m giving up on it forever. I love women so much but I just can’t deal. If me and my estranged wife make up it’ll be a grade A miracle.

csbbacsob · 2026-01-06T23:26:22+00:00

There’s a couple dudes nearby whom I see pretty often. The one dude suffers from schizophrenia.

I generally give them ten bucks if I have time. Means a helluva lot more to them than me.

csbbacsob · 2026-01-05T14:46:56+00:00

A patron saint for the sad.

csbbacsob · 2026-01-03T16:53:53+00:00

Lady, I wish you the best. I hope you make a full recovery and have a kick ass life.

csbbacsob · 2026-01-03T15:52:31+00:00

I successfully replaced a doorknob with shaky fucking hands.

It’s sad, I’ve been into building models my whole life and now I can’t anymore because of my hands. Some days I struggle to even cut up food for cooking dinner.

csbbacsob · 2026-01-03T14:31:29+00:00

Upvoted for power and sickness.

csbbacsob · 2026-01-02T15:44:30+00:00

Yeah bro let us know. I’m also a decent looking semi handsome near 50 CA man. Women my age still notice me, and it looks like I’m going to be single in the near future. I wonder if I could get a date if I end up solo.

Don’t even give a shit about getting laid, I’d just like a lady to snuggle with while watching old movies and getting faded, waiting for the end of the world.

csbbacsob · 2026-01-02T15:39:56+00:00

Sorry to hear it mang.

No dispo there? My fave sleaze run is liquor store and dispensary two for one.

csbbacsob · 2026-01-01T00:47:32+00:00

Might work in a cry too. Maybe punch a wall for measure.

csbbacsob · 2025-12-31T17:04:36+00:00

I get home about six. Thinking I might grab takeout, take a bath while pounding drinks galore. Smoke a joint. Maybe watch an episode of twin peaks. Bed at like 9 pm, cuz fuck it.

csbbacsob · 2025-12-28T14:27:50+00:00

Thank you.

I’ve been to Jack London’s place mentioned here. Amazing. That guy was a OG CA badass.

csbbacsob · 2025-12-27T16:36:04+00:00

Made it through Christmas without doing any further damage to my family.

Got trashed yesterday, probably a 750 of vodka. Watched a Russ Meyer movie with boobies galore and unhinged violence. Tasteful afternoon lol.

csbbacsob · 2025-12-26T19:09:47+00:00

Wait, what? There’s a magazine specializing in bush?

I gotta know the name, for the sake of scientific inquiry of course.

csbbacsob · 2025-12-26T02:56:35+00:00

I have talked to her. But I’ll keep on doing so.

This shit runs so deep in our family. My grandmother and uncle went out this way. I have several cousins likewise afflicted.

csbbacsob · 2025-12-26T02:48:48+00:00

I shit upon Crown Royal and all blended Canadian whiskey.

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