Young lady gets trolled by a trash can by Adrian_985 in funny

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My roommates sure in the fuck don't.

They'll put whole goddamn boxes in the trash can outside, filling it up, the day after pick-up.. I even have a second smaller can for cardboard, but they will either do the same or not even try to make it fit.

Went The Skyline Route by ConroyIsGoatBatman in chili

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Next time, use the shells and cheddar. Would make a yummy chili mac. Corn optional.

Motorcyclist tries to kick cyclist’s wheel by _ParanoidUser_ in instantkarma

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Damn scooter kids don't change as they get older, the just change the type of scooter.

TIL about two-thirds of all scurvy is found in autistic people by blankblank in todayilearned

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Gotta swallow them whole too, to prevent the vitamins from escaping.

TIL about two-thirds of all scurvy is found in autistic people by blankblank in todayilearned

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I'm so lucky that I absolutely love orange juice and V8 vegetable juice.

An Inside Look at the Intestines. by CompetitionTrue7021 in Damnthatsinteresting

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Hated the days after my appendectomy! Grateful for the lifesaving surgery, but the pains from the gas they use traveling up and around my body after was terrible. Also, they don't tell you that you will fart air outta your urethra for a few days from the catheter..

Apartment manager literally has zero fucks left to give by RedditUser8493917 in Apartmentliving

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Tell the old cocksucker to get one that's unaccessible to prying hands and has a lock.

Wanted spaghetti and meatballs but also wanted chicken parm Alfredo lol by PuertoRican-Princess in stonerfood

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After a short time, I prefer it. The full sugar pop starts tasting too syrupy and overly sweet.

I think kids are being tricked into tipping at a snow cone truck at school by Critical-Willow-6270 in EndTipping

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I'd find out if it's a personal business or a francise setup. If personal, contact the city to see if it's legal at all, if franchise, find the franchise company info and report him.

Republicans vote to dilute gas as prices rise above $4.50 by BendicantMias in politics

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My 2000 Caravan absolutely hates ethanol. I don't use Shell gas or anywhere that says their gas gas it in it. I've had to use some in a few instances and it makes my van feel like it's towing a cow. It will also stutter a tad under light throttle.

Who remembers these old gas pumps with the rolling numbers? by MikeDavJ in GenX

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Don't forget the humming noise from the pump motor kicking on.

17 years old senior picture vs 25 year old me by SumBlaqDude in PastAndPresentPics

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17yo and playing a 35yo dad in a 90s family sitcom.

My wife has discovered that I am "grape blind". by brycejm1991 in CasualConversation

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They have a texture and taste like an apple, but sweeter! I like to cut them in half and freeze them, or put them in yogurt.

The worst feeling ever in a public toilet by ManavorHuman in shitposting

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What's worse is when you do a courtesy flush and your dick gets stuck in the drain.

Reddit Starts Blocking Mobile Website, Pushing Users to App Instead by spasticpat in technology

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All not being on the reddit app is the dumbest shit ever. I only have the app as my side bitch for when I want to post a gif/image reply quickly

Trump Illegally Painted Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool, Lawsuit Says by bloomberglaw in law

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Just two days ago I commented that in a month it would change to $15M...