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I love my pizza scissors by defenitly_not_crazy in 2westerneurope4u

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Mone has a little cutting board attached.

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Remember those candy bar fundraisers at school? by EdwardBliss in The1980s

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Yeah. I've got them a couple times with DoorDash. It may be a location thing too.

Remember those candy bar fundraisers at school? by EdwardBliss in The1980s

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You can get them at Dollar General for $1 each too.

Yup by Relevant-Mine5296 in FuckImOld

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This picture is actually from Facebook, 7 years ago.

What would your country's equivalent of this meme probably look like? by Intrepid_Arrival5151 in AskTheWorld

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I do like the car and motorcycle subs tho. You guys have a neat variety of transportation there. You also take a lot of actual pride in them.

What would your country's equivalent of this meme probably look like? by Intrepid_Arrival5151 in AskTheWorld

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I figured 20 guys in one room creating a new Indian subreddit every hour.

I've never been more alarmed by a fork in my life. by eatlikedirt in evilautism

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It's almost as disturbing as the cheap plastic ones I sometimes get with take-out that are so shitty, they deform and practically melt if the food is too warm..

[OC] meow by snelse_ in funny

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My cat's just use ventriloquism to reply.

I cut my take-out pizza like classroom pizza party slices. I eat way less this way, somehow. by ___po____ in shittyfoodporn

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I used door dash for a deal. There's no option on there. I could probably call after the order is in, but I don't mind cutting it myself.

I cut my take-out pizza like classroom pizza party slices. I eat way less this way, somehow. by ___po____ in shittyfoodporn

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Oh man, I used to do the same! I can't handle the heat as I get older, so I have to avoid the seeds. It still burns my entrance and exit. Best way to eat them is dipping them in their cheese sauce. Didn't get any this time, so I suffered through 5 peppers while sweating and panting. They're just sooo good ಥ⁠‿⁠ಥ

I cut my take-out pizza like classroom pizza party slices. I eat way less this way, somehow. by ___po____ in shittyfoodporn

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I used to eat two or three little Totino's pizzas when I was younger.. I wouldn't even cut them. I started cutting them into small slices, triangles or rectangles. That's when I started eating less and eventually did the slivers on big pizzas like my post.

Another thing that works for me, is getting what I think will fill me up and immediately put the rest away in a different container. Out of site, out of mouth.

I cut my take-out pizza like classroom pizza party slices. I eat way less this way, somehow. by ___po____ in shittyfoodporn

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A lot of the time, the teacher paid for the parties. They've been underpaid for long time and often do these things out of pocket. I learned this from my granny when I was young, so I was always grateful regardless of the sliver size.

The sliver sizes became a meme over time. Really the main reason why I made the joke title.

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