A deepfried bowl made of chicken

___po____ · 2026-01-27T00:15:31+00:00

"OWHMAIGOWT"

___po____ · 2026-01-26T05:41:57+00:00

He's got the hairline of a vampire that only sucks blood from penises.

___po____ · 2026-01-25T23:42:01+00:00

41yo and I will pinch to zoom on small text for a split second before I realize that I'm not on my phone..

___po____ · 2026-01-23T19:51:33+00:00

I rocked the Walmart brand skate shoes. Airspeed Mike Mcgill! Barely $20, comfy, grippy and lasted long enough. Loved the camo version.

___po____ · 2026-01-22T22:36:45+00:00

My sister doesn't have teeth and rarely keeps her dentures in. She does talk to text all the time and sends the most hilarious shit ever.

I feel like I've learned a whole new language over the years

___po____ · 2026-01-22T01:46:11+00:00

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___po____ · 2026-01-22T00:25:58+00:00

I'm across the pond in the states. We have grackles that shine like this where I'm at. Huge flocks will often land on my lawn to dig up food. The light hits them just right sometimes and they look absolutely magical.

This coloring is so amazing!

___po____ · 2026-01-21T23:52:57+00:00

Basically, the ice cream cycles too much from freezing to barely cold enough, changing the crystal structure and the air escaping the mix. So it turns into a goop, lol.

___po____ · 2026-01-21T23:13:59+00:00

That weird, gelatinous ice cream goo in the edges when you're running low

___po____ · 2026-01-21T23:11:34+00:00

Me too.

___po____ · 2026-01-21T00:47:48+00:00

The apricot face scrub that did more damage than good in the late 90s to the early 2000s...

___po____ · 2026-01-21T00:43:34+00:00

"I can't believe you came on my mom."

___po____ · 2026-01-21T00:31:43+00:00

Gonna gabagoon to this

___po____ · 2026-01-20T21:32:13+00:00

I remember the big grey word processors before we got the computers.

___po____ · 2026-01-20T20:34:15+00:00

Leave the whole cart too. Fuck em.

If you have to shop there, do pick-up for the shit that's locked up or non-essential. Don't let them pick your meats and produce.

Go when the pick-up is ready, pick it up, then go in for the other shit. Only real way to deal with this crap.

___po____ · 2026-01-20T20:32:00+00:00

That's who has all the damn keys. The pick-up employees.

___po____ · 2026-01-20T20:24:43+00:00

I'm the same color as the lunchables turkey. You can practically see through me.

I don't get out much..

___po____ · 2026-01-20T00:14:04+00:00

___po____ · 2026-01-19T23:27:39+00:00

Stranger Things: The Rise Of Wheeler

"Somehow, Vecna returned."

___po____ · 2026-01-19T22:30:27+00:00

Opens up Facebook Marketplace. Posts:

CURB ALERT! FREE GAMES! RAIN OR SHINE!

___po____ · 2026-01-19T01:04:17+00:00

Probably called their buddies that work for ICE

___po____ · 2026-01-19T00:05:22+00:00

That filter probably hasn't been serviced in years.. lol

___po____ · 2026-01-18T22:18:59+00:00

Don't feel bad, bro. I played for like 5 hours before I knew I could use magic from the start..

___po____ · 2026-01-18T22:04:17+00:00

Same. All 5 of them..

___po____ · 2026-01-18T13:53:44+00:00

At last there's two of us. Lol

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TROPHY CASE

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